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What is up with them, seriously? I mean some are crazy.

And by some, I mean most.


And by most, I mean ALL!

it's not them, it's you.

This has never been done before.

Yes it has.

if i was a vagina, i'd be raging right about now.

*ahem*

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Originally posted by Fibonacci Yes it has.

*pat on head*

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Originally posted by Spacey Orange if i was a vagina, i'd be raging right about now. *ahem*

yeah who needs em
i've been single all semester, for the first time in like 3 years, and that was only like a 6 month stretch of being single
its kinda nice
my hand and i have become reacquainted

shes just not that into you

oh also, men are fucking crazy too
never let anyone tell you its one gender or another
everyone is batshit insane, EVERYONE.

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Originally posted by mezzir oh also, men are fucking crazy too never let anyone tell you its one gender or another everyone is batshit insane, EVERYONE.

Not I, good sir.

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Originally posted by mezzir oh also, men are fucking crazy too never let anyone tell you its one gender or another everyone is batshit insane, EVERYONE.

no way
men are so normal

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Not I, good sir.

generalizing of course
there are sane people, but they're women just as often as men
and i'm sure you have your crazy moments

I was only joking. I am in fact utterly insane.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I was only joking. I am in fact utterly insane.

tghats the spirit!

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Originally posted by mezzir oh also, men are fucking crazy too never let anyone tell you its one gender or another everyone is batshit insane, EVERYONE.

QFT!

People in general, are not logical creatures. They're emotional beings.

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Originally posted by Lira People in general, are not logical creatures. They're emotional beings.

exactly
and its funny, i've conditioned myself to think logically and to make rational decisions, and i totally get shit for it
i'm more human than human, damnit!

"Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions." - David Hume

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Originally posted by narcism no way men are so normal

lol

you are crazy

men never make sense

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Originally posted by EvilTree lol you are crazy men never make sense

huh

• Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference between a date and a job interview is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it�"Well, Bill, the boss thinks you're the man for the job. Why don't you strip down and meet some of the people you'll be working with?"
  
  
• Men and women all in all, behave just like our basic sexual elements. If you watch single men on a weekend night they really act very much like sperm� all disorganized, bumping into their friends, swimming in the wrong direction. "I was first." "Let me through." "You're on my tail." "That's my spot." They're like the Three Billion Stooges. But the egg is very cool: "Well, who's it going to be? I can divide. I can wait a month. I'm not swimming anywhere."
  
  
• Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
  
  
• The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same, so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and the ceremony continues.
  
  
• There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
  
  
• What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your teeth are yellow anyway. See you later."
  
  
• Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy... Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it." Sometimes he can, sometimes he can't. Sometimes, the car ends up on the side of the road, hood up and smoke pouring out of the engine. He's sitting on the curb all alone, "I guess I didn't realize how many miles I was racking up."
  
  

they think with their heart, not with their head.

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Originally posted by Inertia [list] [*]Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy... Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it." Sometimes he can, sometimes he can't. Sometimes, the car ends up on the side of the road, hood up and smoke pouring out of the engine. He's sitting on the curb all alone, "I guess I didn't realize how many miles I was racking up."

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