my roommate can't wipe the **** off her own ass

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Posted by Turbonium on Jan-11-2008 05:24:

my roommate can't wipe the **** off her own ass

One of my female roommates apparently never learned how to wipe the shit off her own ass. Not only that, but she manages to consistently get her shit on the front lip of the seat, both above and under. And she also thinks flushing twice is too much of a chore.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-11-2008 05:25:

Pics or stfu.

Posted by Turbonium on Jan-11-2008 05:25:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Pics or stfu.

If you want a pic that bad, I can get you one.

Posted by Frenchie on Jan-11-2008 05:25:

You live with skid mark sue?

Posted by LuvTiesto on Jan-11-2008 05:26:

Is she hot?

Posted by Turbonium on Jan-11-2008 05:26:

quote:
Originally posted by LuvTiesto
Is she hot?

Fuck no, she's average at best. She also wears men's carpenter jeans.

I swear I live with fucking tools.

Posted by Frenchie on Jan-11-2008 05:27:

I guess she doesn't have to wipe if it's all on the seat lol.

Posted by _Nut_ on Jan-11-2008 05:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
Fuck no, she's average at best. She also wears men's carpenter jeans.

I swear I live with fucking tools.

Why live with them when you can give them to her to wear on the pants?

Posted by UmmiE on Jan-11-2008 05:27:

quote:
Originally posted by LuvTiesto
Is she hot?

Regardless its nasty ewww......Think about it your going to take a shit and your bum or balls touch somesones shit ewwwww

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-11-2008 05:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
skid mark sue?

LOL

Yeah for real...take pics!

Posted by Krypton on Jan-11-2008 05:29:

pics pics pics!!!

Posted by Turbonium on Jan-11-2008 05:30:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
LOL

Yeah for real...take pics!

JUST took a real quick one now. Had to be sneaky, they're still up. Couldn't get in as close as I wanted either, since my camera ain't the best at macro.

Gimme a sec, about to post it.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-11-2008 05:31:

Ahahahahahah yessssss!

Posted by Frenchie on Jan-11-2008 05:31:

Nasty ass.

Posted by r5a on Jan-11-2008 05:32:

did you go up the poop shoot and get a shitty dick or something? im curious to know how you found out about this particular wiping problem.

im still trying to figure out the shit on the toilet seat, its happened to me before but i don't remember how i accomplished that.

either way, this calls for some serious revenge.

Posted by Frenchie on Jan-11-2008 05:36:

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
did you go up the poop shoot and get a shitty dick or something? im curious to know how you found out about this particular wiping problem.

im still trying to figure out the shit on the toilet seat, its happened to me before but i don't remember how i accomplished that.

either way, this calls for some serious revenge.

Um.. it was on the toilet seat.. so I am sure when he went to the toilet..he saw it.

Posted by r5a on Jan-11-2008 05:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Um.. it was on the toilet seat.. so I am sure when he went to the toilet..he saw it.

yeah, i get how he noticed it (isn't that part two of his post? the shit being under/and over the lip of the toilet seat?) but im wondering how that part of the seat got shitty

shitty ass = shitty ass? literally speaking she takes a shit and does not wipe and just walks around?

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jan-11-2008 05:42:

1. Use some toilet paper to wipe her shit off the seat.

2. Deposit said toilet paper in her room with a note explaining why it's there.

Posted by jupiterone on Jan-11-2008 05:43:

So she has like....fecal colonies and build up...in her asscheeks?

Posted by Turbonium on Jan-11-2008 05:44:

Sorry for the wait folks. I know you've all been hitting F5 nonstop. I managed to snap another pic for you in addition to the original.

There's tonight's sample.

This specimen has been caked onto the porcelain for well over a month now. Not sure who it was. I can tell you though that I have managed to avoid my dick from hitting it the whole time it's been there.

Posted by Frenchie on Jan-11-2008 05:45:

Who cares who got it there? Wash your fuckin' bowl, man!

Posted by jupiterone on Jan-11-2008 05:46:

HOLY SHIT.

How can you go near that without wearing a hazmat?

Posted by UmmiE on Jan-11-2008 05:47:

you and your roommates need to talk.....Seriously

Posted by _Nut_ on Jan-11-2008 05:47:

Maybe she had too many carbs and had 'splosive diarrhea

Posted by Turbonium on Jan-11-2008 05:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Who cares who got it there? Wash your fuckin' bowl, man!

Heh, that's not the point. I've been putting up with a lot of hypocritical sh*t since I moved in (pun not intended). It's critical that I don't clean it.

I can assure you though I'm the cleanest person in the house by far. I clean my dishes and anything else immediately, which is the polar opposite of my roomies. And you'd never be able to tell I was in the washroom. I'm actually considerate.

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