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Posted by Owen M on Jan-13-2008 11:52:

...safest way to have sex is?>>>

This is for the guys, cause girls can't really get off this way.

Direct from a conversation I had earlier..

quote:
..and I've alays said...Safest way to have sex is right between the titties!


I dunno if this is even thread worthy, but I'm blasted and it's almost 7am..I went to the Ghey club in Hamilton last night...this caused some serious sexual dialogue in my house with my friends later in the night.

...kinda hoping this sparks a similar "safe sex" dialogue on TA....cause I like to bust my nuts and not catch S.T.I/S.T.Ds


Posted by Owen M on Jan-13-2008 11:58:

1: between the tits
3: self induced hand jobs or a jill off
4 $jack and jill....call me twisted, but most of the time that shit is better than effing. should be #1...but hetero's rule the planet..so between the tits is alwasy gonna be the #1 spot for the safest way to have sex.

(#2 is an Owen Thomas secret)


Posted by Zentac_75 on Jan-13-2008 14:24:

Re: ...safest way to have sex is?>>>

quote:
Originally posted by Owen M
1.Virgins (without coldsores)


fixed


Posted by me@t k@tie on Jan-13-2008 16:20:

Make yourself one of these:

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465


Posted by Owen M on Jan-13-2008 16:29:

quote:
Originally posted by me@t k@tie
Make yourself one of these:

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465

HA!!! is that a home made condom?

I'd rather let you watch me jerk off.....
while I' selling a cell phone to Zantec.
kink factor...11/10

I hope you're a chicky... :-S


Posted by me@t k@tie on Jan-13-2008 17:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Owen M
HA!!! is that a home made condom?

I'd rather let you watch me jerk off.....
while I' selling a cell phone to Zantec.
kink factor...11/10

I hope you're a chicky... :-S


Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass!

And FYI, it isn't a condom. Read the whole thing. It's for men who can't get any REAL pussy. I thought that you might find it useful.


Posted by Cosmic Fur on Jan-13-2008 17:31:

On the bed. Although you can fall off i guess... Hmm good question. I'm tempted to say "floor", but it kinda hurts on the carpets, nevermind hardwood floors. So I still say bed, if it's large enough.


Posted by Cro_Addict on Jan-13-2008 17:35:


Posted by Mortyman on Jan-13-2008 17:53:

In the bum no babies.


Posted by Owen M on Jan-13-2008 18:04:

quote:
Originally posted by me@t k@tie
Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass!

And FYI, it isn't a condom. Read the whole thing. It's for men who can't get any REAL pussy. I thought that you might find it useful.


my eyes are dizzy, so i cant be bothered to read it....just looking at the pretty pictures. Personal J-Off devices are pretty safe though.
O
quote:

n the bed. Although you can fall off i guess... Hmm good question. I'm tempted to say "floor", but it kinda hurts on the carpets, nevermind hardwood floors. So I still say bed, if it's large enough.


I'm not asking about places, ass bag. I'm talking about the safest way to bust your nuts, but not catch "the clap" while her making your Oh face...

quote:

In the bum no babies.

You won't make any kiddies, but the most S.D.D/S.T.I. prone way to knock boots....are you aware how easy it is to catch shit hitting the back door? and I ain't talking about catching doo doo butter.


Posted by Owen M on Jan-13-2008 18:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Cro_Addict


I don't get it...but it made me laugh. hahahah


Posted by Ozmozis on Jan-13-2008 19:06:


Posted by ItalianPoiSon on Jan-13-2008 22:42:

wrap it up children safety first.....


Posted by r5a on Jan-13-2008 22:52:

theres no safe way to have sex.

your fucked EVERY TIME.


Posted by I_Am_Vince on Jan-13-2008 23:19:



Jonah: I can't believe you didn't fucking wear a bag, WHO DOES THAT?

Jason: Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you weren't gonna use 'em, man?

Jonah: I can't believe you did this. You fucked everything up.

Jason: The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.

Jonah: Well that's true. Everyone knows that.

Jason: What goes up must come down.


Posted by Owen M on Jan-14-2008 04:32:

quote:
Originally posted by �Zm�zis


ohhhhh man!! LOL! the ones on his ball sa re the funniest.


Posted by Stilez on Jan-14-2008 04:49:

The following article was brought to my attention today. I think it suits the topic

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quote:

HPV a risk even with one partner, study finds

Research shows virus is common 'among everyone who's having sex'
Jan 13, 2008 10:53 AM
Helen Branswell
THE CANADIAN PRESS




When it comes to human papillomavirus infection, it appears the adage "it only takes one" is right on the mark.

A new study of university students shows that nearly one-third of women who reported having ever had only one male sexual partner were infected with an HPV within a year of starting that sexual relationship.

Three years into those partnerships, nearly 50 per cent of the women had been infected at least once, despite the fact they'd still only had a single sexual partner.

"This paper shows that even just with one partner there's a high risk of infection," lead author Dr. Rachel Winer said from Seattle, where she teaches at the University of Washington.

"It's unlike other STDs (sexually transmitted diseases) where . . . the virus or bacteria is in core (population) groups. HPV is different in that it's just very common among everyone who's having sex. So even just being exposed to one partner makes you susceptible to infection."

The study, which was supported by the U.S. National Institutes of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, will be published this week in the Journal of Infectious Diseases.

The findings underscore the wisdom of offering HPV vaccine to girls before they've begun to have sex, said Dr. Monika Naus, director of the immunization program at the British Columbia Centre for Disease Control in Vancouver.

"What this confirms is that you shouldn't wait until you've had one or two partners before you consider HPV vaccine, because there is a risk even with that first partner," said Naus, who was not involved in the study.

She noted that data from British Columbia � drawn from a survey of adolescents and teens � suggests that by age 12, four per cent of boys and 3.1 per cent of girls have already had sexual intercourse. By age 16, the rate rises to 28.3 per cent of males and 33.4 per cent of females.

The HPV vaccine currently on the Canadian market � Merck Frosst's Gardasil � is licensed for use in females aged nine through 26. The National Advisory Committee on Immunization recommends it be given to girls between ages nine through 13, suggesting at this age most Canadian girls aren't yet sexually active.

Four provinces have rolled out publicly funded HPV vaccine programs. Newfoundland and Labrador and Prince Edward Island offer the shots to girls in Grade 6, Nova Scotia to girls in Grade 7 and Ontario to girls in Grade 8.

In the research, Winer and colleagues were looking at an older group of subjects � women who waited until they were in university to begin having sex.

But a previous study in younger British teenagers found strikingly similar results. The authors of that work followed a group of female teenagers aged 15 to 19 who had just started their first sexual relationship. Among those who had still only had one sexual partner three years later, the HPV infection rate was 46 per cent.

The new research followed 125 women aged 18 to 22 who hadn't had sex yet or had had their first intercourse with a single male partner in the three months prior to the start of the study.

The women were asked to keep Web-based diaries of their sexual activities and to offer their best guess of how many previous sexual partners their boyfriend had had. They also had gynecological examinations every four months.

The researchers stopped collecting data from women in the group if they reported they had started a sexual relationship with a second partner.

The fact that some women were newly infected two and even three years into their first sexual relationship could have been due to a slacking off in condom use, the authors suggested.

Other factors could have been at play as well. The males could have had sex with someone else, the women could have had other partners they didn't report or they could have had sexual contact � stopping short of intercourse � that allowed transmission to occur.

The rate of infections among women who guessed their boyfriends had had more than two previous sexual partners was higher than among women who guessed their partners were less experienced.

"That's one of the strong findings that came out of this work: That the more partners the woman's male partner had had, the greater the chance that she got infected with the HPV virus," said Ann Burchell, a PhD candidate at McGill University whose own work focuses on sexual transmission of HPV.

Burchell, who wasn't involved in the research, said it also shows that those who suggest women can avoid HPV infection by having only one sexual partner in their lifetime aren't taking an important variable into consideration.

"Telling a women just to have one partner in her whole life and be monogamous is also not necessarily protective," she said. So even if a woman waited until marriage and that was the only partner she ever had, she still may get an HPV infection through that partner."

The reality of human papillomaviruses is that they are out there, Burchell said.

"The analogy that I've heard about HPV is that it's the common cold of the STI (sexually transmitted infections) world. If you leave the house in the winter you're probably going to catch a cold at one point. And HPV is very much like that."

"If you're sexually active, you're quite likely to get it at least one point in your life."


SOURCE


Posted by Owen M on Jan-14-2008 05:11:

thanks for the post!

quote:
Originally posted by Stilez
The following article was brought to my attention today. I think it suits the topic

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But a previous study in younger British teenagers found strikingly similar results. The authors of that work followed a group of female teenagers aged 15 to 19 who had just started their first sexual relationship. Among those who had still only had one sexual partner three years later, the HPV infection rate was 46 per cent.


46 percent? yowzaa!


quote:
Originally posted by Stilez
The HPV vaccine currently on the Canadian market � Merck Frosst's Gardasil � is licensed for use in females aged nine through 26. The National Advisory Committee on Immunization recommends it be given to girls between ages nine through 13, suggesting at this age most Canadian girls aren't yet sexually active..


how the hell are you supposed to explain this vacination to a 9 year old?


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-14-2008 05:13:

The safest way to have sex is to avoid having it with Owen M.


Posted by Owen M on Jan-14-2008 06:17:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
The safest way to have sex is to avoid having it with Owen M.

ZING! lol

I'm guessing you're older than 19 and have probably slept with more than one person...so by the looks of it, you probably fall into this catagory.
quote:
...The authors of that work followed a group of female teenagers aged 15 to 19 who had just started their first sexual relationship. Among those who had still only had one sexual partner three years later, the HPV infection rate was 46 per cent.


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-14-2008 20:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Owen M
I'm guessing you're older than 19 and have probably slept with more than one person...so by the looks of it, you probably fall into this catagory.




LOL, not. I mean, yeah I fall into that category...but there's nothing wrong with my vagina or reproductive system. Hooray!


Posted by Moral Hazard on Jan-14-2008 20:35:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
there's nothing wrong with my vagina


I'll be the judge of that!










































call me


Posted by Engine9 on Jan-14-2008 20:40:

havent u been to health class?

safest way to have sex is abstinence (sp). ie not having sex at all

but thats no fun now is it?


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-14-2008 21:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I'll be the judge of that!










































call me





Lolololololololol.


Posted by Owen M on Jan-14-2008 23:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Engine9
havent u been to health class?

safest way to have sex is abstinence (sp). ie not having sex at all

but thats no fun now is it?


In heath class they said the safest way to protect yourself from S.T.D.s and S.T.I.'s and turn out like JennyPie, is not to have sex.

I'm asking what the safest way to HAVE sex is...

...between the titts still ranks #1


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