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Posted by shanny on Jan-13-2008 20:42:

My New Workout Routine

I've recently been seeing lots of attention paid to celebrity diets and whos "down 30" "�p 20".

It has inspired me to share my new workout routine with all of you.

I should put a word of warning, here at the beginning, in case some of you are faint of heart, you may wish to stop reading at this point.

If you are not faint of heart however, continue reading as I lay down my lowdown on lowering cholesterol.

When I said faint of heart turn away, I did mean that...

Because the entire workout routine I do completely in the nude.

I place two furry mitt gloves on each of my hands, you know like the ones that you wash a car with, where the elastic band holds it on and the mitten is maid of sheep's wool or something.

Then I put on George Micheal's "Faith" and the calorie burning begins.

"Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch your body, I know not every-body has got a body like me!"

And as those immortal lyrics shatter my soul to the core, I touch myself all over using the furry gloves.

I know this seems like just some sort of glorified self-loving/masterbation ritual, but in all honesty, it is anything but.

It is the beautiful union of sound, dance, sensual love and george micheal.

And it burns 400 calories per 30 min session.

I highly recommend to anyone interested!

Posted by musicsnob_NOT on Jan-13-2008 21:10:

Re: My New Workout Routine

quote:
Originally posted by shanny
I've recently been seeing lots of attention paid to celebrity diets and whos "down 30" "�p 20".

It has inspired me to share my new workout routine with all of you.

I should put a word of warning, here at the beginning, in case some of you are faint of heart, you may wish to stop reading at this point.

If you are not faint of heart however, continue reading as I lay down my lowdown on lowering cholesterol.

When I said faint of heart turn away, I did mean that...

Because the entire workout routine I do completely in the nude.

I place two furry mitt gloves on each of my hands, you know like the ones that you wash a car with, where the elastic band holds it on and the mitten is maid of sheep's wool or something.

Then I put on George Micheal's "Faith" and the calorie burning begins.

"Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch your body, I know not every-body has got a body like me!"

And as those immortal lyrics shatter my soul to the core, I touch myself all over using the furry gloves.

I know this seems like just some sort of glorified self-loving/masterbation ritual, but in all honesty, it is anything but.

It is the beautiful union of sound, dance, sensual love and george micheal.

And it burns 400 calories per 30 min session.

I highly recommend to anyone interested!

Need a workout partner?

Posted by shanny on Jan-13-2008 21:27:

Re: Re: My New Workout Routine

quote:
Originally posted by musicsnob_NOT
Need a workout partner?

You know how I feel about workout partners, the more the merrier!

Posted by UmmiE on Jan-13-2008 22:23:

Posted by r5a on Jan-13-2008 23:07:

Spicy.

Posted by Dr Satan on Jan-13-2008 23:21:

sounds like a solid workout... i think you should make an infomerical and sell the routine!

Posted by StereoPrincess on Jan-13-2008 23:35:

we need a video.

Posted by Pett on Jan-13-2008 23:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr Satan
sounds like a solid workout... i think you should make an infomerical and sell the routine!

home dvd's

Posted by Owen M on Jan-14-2008 04:58:

Re: My New Workout Routine

quote:
Originally posted by shanny

Then I put on George Micheal's "Faith" and the calorie burning begins.

"Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch your body, I know not every-body has got a body like me!"

And as those immortal lyrics shatter my soul to the core, I touch myself all over using the furry gloves.

amazing!

Posted by spitty on Jan-14-2008 19:35:

i've been converted!

damn..did i ever feel the burn
thanks mr. shanny

Posted by CAKE on Jan-14-2008 19:50:

Bwahahahahahahah!!! Gold Sheer Gold!!!!!!

Posted by Ozmozis on Jan-14-2008 19:53:

I'd prefer Careless Whisper rather than Faith...

Posted by jchung52 on Jan-14-2008 19:56:

hmmm... ill try this when i need to lower my calories... at the moment i need to increase by about 1000. i havent eaten since friday... been lying in my death bed

Posted by TheVrk on Jan-14-2008 20:25:

Re: My New Workout Routine

quote:
Originally posted by shanny
"Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch your body, I know not every-body has got a body like me!"

And as those immortal lyrics shatter my soul to the core, I touch myself all over using the furry gloves.

Inspiring and appealing...i'm SOLD

Posted by soupastah on Jan-15-2008 00:46:

quote:
Originally posted by jchung52
hmmm... ill try this when i need to lower my calories... at the moment i need to increase by about 1000. i havent eaten since friday... been lying in my death bed

abstinance for u

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Jan-15-2008 03:14:

For those of you who don't know, this is what Josh works out in:

A workout is not a workout without short shorts (must be spandex)

Posted by Jem_hadar on Jan-15-2008 03:44:

quote:
Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
For those of you who don't know, this is what Josh works out in:

A workout is not a workout without short shorts (must be spandex)

he's need a pink scarf � la sling stylez to go along w/ said workout outfit!

a nice scarf would add just the right amount of flare to a (new) serious business naked work out routine!