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Best comeback lines
Just got this in an e-mail...
THE BEST COMEBACK LINE OF 2007...
For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who
interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC
interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a
Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended...
that was a good one 
My favorite:
Lady Astor: "Winston, if I was your wife, I'd poison your tea."
Winston: Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!
loooooooool!!!!!!!!
also from Churchill when addressed by a lady at a party...
Lady: "you sir are drunk!"
Chruchill" "And you madam are ugly. the difference is in the morning I will be sober."
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| Originally posted by Shini also from Churchill when addressed by a lady at a party... Lady: "you sir are drunk!" Chruchill" "And you madam are ugly. the difference is in the morning I will be sober." |
"hey george, the ocean called. they're running out of shrimp"
"oh yeah? well, the jerkstore called, and they're running out of you!"
the best one to use on annoying chav kids. simple but effective (since their iq is lower than 80)
because you touch yourself at night
by the time they've figured it out, you've woken up the next morning.
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| Originally posted by Shini also from Churchill when addressed by a lady at a party... Lady: "you sir are drunk!" Chruchill" "And you madam are ugly. the difference is in the morning I will be sober." |
LOL
Not saying it's not funny, but:
http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp
lololol good stuff
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| Originally posted by Shini also from Churchill when addressed by a lady at a party... Lady: "you sir are drunk!" Chruchill" "And you madam are ugly. the difference is in the morning I will be sober." |
Here's another one...
The Earl of Sandwich:�Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox.�
John Wilkes: �That will depend, my lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.�
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| Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh "hey george, the ocean called. they're running out of shrimp" "oh yeah? well, the jerkstore called, and they're running out of you!" |
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| Originally posted by Furor Aquila Here's another one... The Earl of Sandwich:�Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox.� John Wilkes: �That will depend, my lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.� |
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| Originally posted by eROs.au What's the difference? You're their all time best seller. |
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| Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh well.... i had sex with your wife! |
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