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Posted by LuvTiesto on Jan-26-2008 06:06:

hay guys

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Posted by Dervish on Jan-26-2008 06:17:

Doesn't everyone?

Posted by nchs09 on Jan-26-2008 06:22:

Posted by Dervish on Jan-26-2008 06:28:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09

So it's your alt?

Posted by @mber on Jan-26-2008 06:30:

It's his wet dream.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-26-2008 06:30:

For some reason, it doesn't surprise me that you fantasize about a naked Arnie, while in the shower...

Posted by PoisonJam19 on Jan-26-2008 06:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
For some reason, it doesn't surprise me that you fantasize about a naked Arnie, while in the shower...

lol, that's what I was thinking.

Posted by XoxidE on Jan-26-2008 06:46:

Re: hay guys

quote:
Originally posted by LuvTiesto
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Posted by jonze on Jan-26-2008 07:46:

i usually act like patrick bateman in then morning except i don't have a tanning bed

Posted by Darkarbiter on Jan-26-2008 07:52:

alt thread of the year?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jan-26-2008 08:04:

most alts are total knobs, but that was genuinely funny

my best friend used to get out of the shower and do the whole "there can be only one" from the highlander movies. i used to hear him in the morning even though he wouldn't know that anyone was awake and listening. haha.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-26-2008 08:18:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
most alts are total knobs, but that was genuinely funny

my best friend used to get out of the shower and do the whole "there can be only one" from the highlander movies. i used to hear him in the morning even though he wouldn't know that anyone was awake and listening. haha.

Hahahaha, I hope you remind him of that as often as possible

Posted by Mebot on Jan-26-2008 09:23:

hay! HAI! 2 u omg

Posted by Jake Benson on Jan-26-2008 12:08:

Reading this thread makes me hallucinate. HOLLAH!

Posted by aquila on Jan-26-2008 12:52:

Shower curtains suck FTMFL!

Why can't they make them with weights at the bottom?

Posted by Zewad on Jan-26-2008 13:11:

quote:
Originally posted by aquila
Shower curtains suck FTMFL!

Why can't they make them with weights at the bottom?

they do...

or get this

Posted by Dr. DAS on Jan-26-2008 13:41:

Re: hay guys

quote:
Originally posted by LuvTiesto
The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I lol'd like you don't even know...

Posted by tubularbills on Jan-26-2008 13:54:

lol, oxide

Posted by Dervish on Jan-26-2008 15:45:

Why just not spray the shower all over the floor? I don't have a curtain on mine and it's fine.

Posted by leph555 on Jan-26-2008 15:59:

good luck with that

Posted by iammesol on Jan-26-2008 17:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Dervish
I don't have a curtain on mine and it's fine.

I cun see ur peepee

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-26-2008 17:15:

quote:
Originally posted by jonze
i usually act like patrick bateman in then morning except i don't have a tanning bed

I once tried to do a thousand crunches in one go. It hurt. I think I made it to like 200.

Posted by UWM on Jan-26-2008 18:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I once tried to do a thousand crunches in one go. It hurt. I think I made it to like 200.

Pussy.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-26-2008 19:15:

Right???

Posted by Dervish on Jan-26-2008 19:20:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Pussy.

I don't think I could be arsed counting to 200 never mind doing that many sit-ups!