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Stupid Conversations That You've Overheard
One that I heard today at work:
Women "Theses are the best jujubes I've ever tasted!"
Man "You gotta love those, especially when they stick to your cavities! Haha!"
Women "No, that's the thing! These ones don't! These are the best ones ever because of that!"
wow.
This was the stupid line of the day today that someone said to me "i was online on the internet on hold" i wonder if there was any hold music.
Just as I was opening this thread...
Girl: Why the fuck did you do that?
Guy: Do what?
Girl: You lit my fucking bag on fire!
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Four-year-old boy to stranger: Do you have a little boy? 30-ish single man: No, not yet. Four-year-old boy: Why not? 30-ish single man: Because I don't have a wife yet. Four-year-old boy: Why not? 30-ish single man: You sound like my mother. |
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Small child, trying a Sprite: I don't like it. Dad: If you don't like the taste, just spit it out. Mom: I've heard that one before. |
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God Squad lady: Praise Jesus! You won't be saved without Jesus! You have to start believing in Jesus to be saved! Jesus will always be there for you! Suit #1: Would it be so awful if we pushed her out when the doors open? Suit #2: No. Jesus will save her. |
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Guy: I was seeing her for a while, but it just wasn't working out. I guess I'm not over Jessica. Girl: What? Guy: What do you mean, what? Girl: I thought you were gay. Guy: Oh, because I'm a hairdresser. How original. Just because I'm a hairdresser you think I'm gay. Girl: No. I thought you were gay because when I stayed at your house four years ago I woke up and saw you fucking Matt in the ass! Guy: Oh my God. Matt and I have never talked about that night. |
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Pharmacist: You should probably re-sign your card. Woman: Why? Pharmacist: Well, you signed over the magnetic strip. You're supposed to sign over the white part down here. Woman: Then how would the machine read my signature? That doesn't make any sense. Pharmacist: No, it's a magnetic strip. It reads the information, not the signature. Woman: I don't think you know what you're talking about. That's not how the machines work. You're a pharmacist, not an electrician. |
Can you ask what kind of ju jubes they were? The teeth sticking thing is a total pain.
Also...
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/
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| Originally posted by Skipper Can you ask what kind of ju jubes they were? The teeth sticking thing is a total pain. Also... http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/ |
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| Originally posted by Cosmic Fur http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/ http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/ |
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| Older woman: What's the time, dear? Teen girl: Two o'clock. Old woman: Are you sure? It looks dark outside. Teen girl, annoyed: Yes, I'm sure. Man, overhearing: Actually, I think it's seven P.M. Teen girl: Oh, right. I forgot we set the clocks back this weekend. --86th & Lexington |
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| Originally posted by Chris Allen Love this site. pure annoying amusement. Worst part is, if you're from London it's more of a "OMG, I think I know some of these people" because so many Western students talk like the quotes on the site. |
after receiving a call:
me: woah i was just thinking about calling you
girl: really? thats crazy. we have that thing where you can read minds... espn!
me: ya espn is wicked. i love the 2 minute sportswrap
girl: what?!
Me: It's not my fault your girlfriend is too stupid to realize that.
Girl: You know what Dave, I don't have to sit here and take this shit from you.
Me: You can stand up and take it if you prefer.
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| Originally posted by Dr. DAS Me: You can stand up and take it if you prefer. |
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| Originally posted by thesauce23 after receiving a call: me: woah i was just thinking about calling you girl: really? thats crazy. we have that thing where you can read minds... espn! |
convos with "me" in them arent overheard..yeesh
this morning on the GO
stupid loud girl 1: like omg like like like hes so cute (talkin bout some dude they know)
stupid loud girl 2: oh hell yea
stupid loud girl 1: like like...his bonal structure of his face is like... like so hot
stupid loud girl 2: like omg his bones on his face are so hot
funniest convos ever:
bash.org
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| us98 - hi us98 - I've windows 98 installed on my computer Sygrke - ok us98 - now i have a problem Sygrke - you repeat yourself dude |
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| JayQue - britneys sister is pregnant madbox - orly? Quazgaa - vaginally, would be my guess |
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TB - I was depressed last night so I called the Suicide Life Line. TB - I reached a call center in Pakistan. TB - I told them I was suicidal. TB - They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck |
yeah, bash rules
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Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars Cthon98> ********* see! AzureDiamond> hunter2 AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me Cthon98> AzureDiamond> ******* Cthon98> thats what I see AzureDiamond> oh, really? Cthon98> Absolutely AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2 AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you? Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as ******* AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as ******* AzureDiamond> awesome! AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw? Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw AzureDiamond> oh, ok. |
MSN convo about 2 minutes ago..
Barb says:
sketchhbagggg
haha
Dave says:
who
Dave says:
Oh me
I am not a sketch bag, it just the drugs haha
http://www.pointsincase.com/quotes.htm
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