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Posted by stella on May-05-2002 21:33:

Sex Education, follow on from 2 other threads...

OK

Following on from Oral Sex On Girls, Do You? and There's A Ghost In My House - (you're being watched by people in the future).

My sex education at school, and I'm serious about this, was, we got moved from our biology class one day into the school hall to watch a film... ...we're all thinking the schools gonna show us a porno film... so we sat there for an hour watching 2 kangaroos mate, then the female gave birth, which we saw, and a little worm 'thing' wriggled up to the pouch and stayed there until it popped out as another kangaroo... I had no sit down with the parents, no books, nothing.

Anyone got any worse stories than that?

Posted by davinox on May-05-2002 22:55:

i remember my sex education at school.

"THE PENIS BECOMES ERECT.
THE PENIS EJACULATES DURING INTERCORSE.
REMEMBER TO WASH! STAY ABSTINANT!!"

stupidiest shit ever.

Posted by KilldaDJ on May-05-2002 22:57:

use lubricant

Posted by vito on May-05-2002 23:37:

they showed a girl give birth
they showed an infra-red video of a guy getting a hard on (because they cant legally show it for real) and it made some sorta whistle sound as it went up
a few years later they showed another video, the camera drifted down to look at some girls hair and the same for some guy in a shower - excellent stuff

Posted by elena on May-05-2002 23:40:

sex ed's retarded

Posted by NY1004 on May-06-2002 00:26:

I remember they showed us a video called "The Miracle of Life." I walked out of that classroom scared outta my mind that something that big was gonna come popping out of me in the future.

Posted by WhereAreMyPants on May-06-2002 02:02:

nahh, the best is when they take the entire class into the GYM and watch some stupid bitch put a condom on her finger.

then she goes on and on how not to flush it down the toilet and blah blah blah.

ughh, what are we supposed to learn from that?

-WAMP-

Posted by Henkie_henk on May-06-2002 03:57:

.. well my My sex education at school was.. joined with.. "how to stay alife on yr own".. the what is good for you and what isnt class.. (really gay)..

i learned that i should not wipe my ass from top to bottom.. but from bottom to top. Or was it the other way around??

mmmm and on the sexual thing.. we gots some condoms.. and we put em on other kids their bikes.. on their saddles and on their steering wheels.. we was c00l kids. I remember this mom.. screaming.. and asking what the hell we were doing.. and us putting more condoms on steering wheels.. Kickass

Posted by Damo on May-06-2002 04:00:

my sexual edumacation involved a black box, an old tv and late nights on pay per view as a young boy.

Posted by lMIlk on May-06-2002 04:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Damo
my sexual edumacation involved a black box, an old tv and late nights on pay per view as a young boy.

i didn't even get the black box, i was watchin scrambled porn looking for a hint of a boob...and then when i learned internet, it consisted of free tours for sites

oh and lol we watched a girl give birth too naaasty

Posted by Vivid Boy on May-06-2002 05:17:

scrambled porn ruled....

"yo i think i see a boobie"

"nah man thats a knee cap"

"fuck"

"hold on man its coming clear for a second"

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

"ahh fuck this what scrambled movies are on"

Posted by capricorn15 on May-06-2002 05:29:

i had sex ed twice, once in junior high school, and once in high school, in high school i took it in the summer, and we were watching this one video, kinda like a cartoon, and it showed a side view of the women's vaginal area, but it was like the body was cut in half, haha, and then it said something like when the male penis is erect, you insert as follows, and it showed it from a cut in half side view of both the bodies, haha anyways, teacher was like, uh, this is a bit graphic, and then turned off the video, haha, funny i still remember that, when it was like 6 years ago, ah how time flies

Posted by JM on May-06-2002 08:51:

heh...in high school, they taught us some stuff....we actually saw a movie of a woman giving birth....

than at college i actually voluntarily took a "human sexuality" class, (believe me those classes are ALWAYS full in colleges here) and learned a lot of useful stuff...

>JM<

Posted by DJ-Ande on May-06-2002 16:50:

our teachers giv us a live demonstration!!!!!!!!!!!!

j/k

Posted by stella on May-06-2002 17:09:

I think you're confusing Monty Python - The Meaning Of Life with REAL LIFE matey peeps!

Posted by D_G on May-06-2002 18:11:

Well...

In my middle school we watched an animated video of these ppl with hugh noises... they met, they fell in love, they sha...ahem, they had intercorse and she gave birth...

Posted by stella on May-06-2002 18:22:

anyone from a european country were sex is not a taboo subject in education.

I hear that indian princes were taken to prositutes who educated them in the ways of lurve!

Posted by drizzt81 on May-06-2002 18:35:

umm..
our teacher had a book..

we looked at chickens mate, frogs mate, i think sheep too..

he was weird..

thanks to the internet, i now known all about tit (pun) hehe

Posted by serialkillah on May-06-2002 19:38:

we had a little book with 2 nude pictures in it.. one of a boy and one of a girl..

I can't remember the rest

Posted by DJ Chrono on May-06-2002 20:44:

we watched an animated video of.. certain oragans dancing around and singing. and some little animated skits. pretty funny if you ask me

Posted by mos man on May-06-2002 21:13:

lol we only had 1 lesson and that was like 6 years ago, we pissed about so much they cancelled the upcoming lessons

lol i remember James Gullick spitting in the condoms and throwing them at the girls, he he he...