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Posted by donnybrasco on Feb-07-2008 03:35:

Nice Rack!!!!

The Wine Rack

"This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill up with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the Wine Rack's adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this, girls' nights out will never be the same again."

"Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more waiting in line and paying for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. The savings from just one event will pay for your Wine Rack and still leave you with enough change to buy some pretzels - not that you'll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive."

This is the best gift idea EVER invented, IMHO.

Posted by Sushipunk on Feb-07-2008 03:36:

You must be shit at buying gifts then...

Posted by _Nut_ on Feb-07-2008 03:38:

MMmmmmmmm - luke warm wine is always delicious.

Posted by donnybrasco on Feb-07-2008 03:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
You must be shit at buying gifts then...

lol...it's one of those gifts that's really for me.

No pat-down in the world can detect that shit!

quote:
Originally posted by _Nut_
MMmmmmmmm - luke warm wine is always delicious.

pfft...use some imagination! Cabernet would be fine...and so would certain alcohol-based coffee drinks!

You could also go with straight booze and buy mixers on ice (juice, soda, etc.)

Posted by smokeape on Feb-07-2008 03:45:

Oh no... need to see a real rack since you sucked us into this worthless thread.

[[[smoke]]]

Posted by PoisonJam19 on Feb-07-2008 03:46:

All I need is teh milk from teh breastez.

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Feb-07-2008 03:47:

quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
Oh no... need to see a real rack since you sucked us into this worthless thread.

[[[smoke]]]

Posted by Fibonacci on Feb-07-2008 03:48:

Posted by smokeape on Feb-07-2008 03:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov

That kinda looks like Cheney loading up his gun going out to hunt his partners on a quail excursion.

[[[smoke]]]

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Feb-07-2008 04:00:

quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
That kinda looks like Cheney loading up his gun going out to hunt his partners on a quail excursion.

[[[smoke]]]

Posted by smokeape on Feb-07-2008 04:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov

That kinda looks like your mom and dad at your last reunion.

[[[smoke]]]

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Feb-07-2008 04:12:

quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
That kinda looks like your mom and dad at your last reunion.

[[[smoke]]]

Posted by kadomony on Feb-07-2008 04:15:

"guzzling from your gazongas"

Posted by camsr on Feb-07-2008 04:32:

Homer Simpson: "Don't mind if I do..."