Half of UK men would swap sex for 50 inch TV

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Posted by leph555 on Feb-08-2008 15:41:

Half of UK men would swap sex for 50 inch TV

Nearly half of British men surveyed would give up sex for six months in return for a 50-inch plasma TV, a survey -- perhaps unsurprisingly carried out for a firm selling televisions -- said on Friday.

Electrical retailer Comet surveyed 2,000 Britons, asking them what they would give up for a large television, one of the latest consumer "must-haves".

The firm found 47 percent of men would give up sex for half a year, compared to just over a third of women.

"It seems that size really does matter more for men than women," the firm said.

A quarter of people said they would give up smoking, with roughly the same proportion willing to give up chocolate.

http://www.reuters.com/article/tech...T85284320080208

Now the question is would you give up sex?

I know that i wouldn't

Posted by UWM on Feb-08-2008 15:46:

I'm happy to report I'm in the 50% that wouldn't.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Feb-08-2008 15:56:

I suppose it depends on how your sex-life is to begin with. I mean if you're a 60 year old man with wife who's 80lbs overweight, sagging in all the wrong places, and only gives it up once a month or so and then only missionary.... six month's without sex isn't that bad. My guess is it's situations like this that lead 50% of brits to choose TV over sex... let's face it, not all British women look like Stace, many are more like Margret Thatcher.

Posted by CAKE on Feb-08-2008 15:57:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
I'm happy to report I'm in the 50% that wouldn't.

+1 i rather watch Tv on a 13 inch screen then give up sex

Posted by nchs09 on Feb-08-2008 16:04:

1 time sex or lifetime 50 inch high def tv?

id go with the tv and jerk off right after i plug it in.

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Feb-08-2008 16:11:

I'd give it up if I was broke and had no other way to get one other than smash and grab. Thankfully, I gets plenty of sex while I'm watching my 50" I payed for

Posted by Ian on Feb-08-2008 16:16:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
I'd give it up if I was broke and had no other way to get one other than smash and grab. Thankfully, I gets plenty of sex while I'm watching my 50" I payed for

on the downside, you should've said it as "paid" not "payed" so that automatically renders you useless to women for 6 months. Might as well get a new tv

Posted by hectorc on Feb-08-2008 16:24:

Where the hell is m my TV!!?!??!?

Posted by denys envy on Feb-08-2008 16:29:

2 questions:

1. vaginal sex only? anal ok?

2. sex only? blowjobs ok?

Posted by hectorc on Feb-08-2008 16:31:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
2 questions:

1. vaginal sex only? anal ok?

2. sex only? blowjobs ok?

I thinks those would all be considered as sex. the only loop hole would probably be masturbation.

Posted by jupiterone on Feb-08-2008 16:44:

FLESHLIGHT

Posted by DJ Sarah H on Feb-08-2008 18:58:

I too am one of the 50% that would not give up sex for a TV no matter how damn big the thing is, most channels broadcast purile drivel, i certainly don't want it magnified as well.

Posted by chucho on Feb-08-2008 19:02:

i would have 6 of those tvs by now

i just don't get laid

Posted by denys envy on Feb-08-2008 19:04:

this thread is now about hookers and blow. consider it hijacked. discuss.

Posted by leph555 on Feb-08-2008 19:05:

quote:
Originally posted by chucho
i would have 6 of those tvs by now

i just don't get laid

Posted by Sandsider on Feb-08-2008 19:18:

I'd give up my tv for a 50inch cock.

Posted by DJ Sarah H on Feb-08-2008 19:24:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
this thread is now about hookers and blow. consider it hijacked. discuss.

you are now suspended, you could not let it just finish and be done with it, one week suspension (any alts you care to create will also be banned and will add another week per alt to your current suspension)

Posted by chucho on Feb-08-2008 20:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Neo
you are now suspended, you could not let it just finish and be done with it, one week suspension (any alts you care to create will also be banned and will add another week per alt to your current suspension)

lolololololol pwned

Posted by Zoso on Feb-08-2008 21:19:

I'd definitely swap a little sex for a 50" TV, if you know what I mean, elbow wink nudge say no more! That is what they mean by "swap sex for a 50" TV," right? Amirite?!

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Feb-08-2008 21:22:

Posted by Lira on Feb-08-2008 22:10:

Oh, I had completely forgotten — TV's exist

Posted by iammesol on Feb-08-2008 22:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Oh, I had completely forgotten — TV's exist

+1

I believe I watch mine maybe about an hour a week? No joke.

Posted by eROs.au on Feb-08-2008 23:41:

I don't watch TV or have sex, so meh. I guess I could sell the TV

Posted by Dervish on Feb-08-2008 23:43:

Hahahaha I thought you meant change sex for a TV!!!

Are you mad? Men get married for sex...... that costs a shit load more than a 50 inch tv costs!

Besides a 32inch costs nearly nothing these days, much bigger than that is getting a bit silly.

Should read 50% of men are stupid fucks and probably shouldn't be allowed to have sex for the good of the human race.