Heather Mills (McCartney) gets off with her stump

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Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-12-2008 03:42:

Heather Mills (McCartney) gets off with her stump

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The former model, who will appear in London's High Court today to settle her bitter divorce battle with The Beatles legend, was "insatiable" in the bedroom and laughed about being "pursued" by Paul while romancing Tim Steel in 1999.

Steel, who had allegedly been sleeping with Heather for three years when she met Paul, said: "Heather was insatiable, she demanded sex six times a night.

I'd come home to find her waiting naked in bed. She had a hoard of vibrators for when she was home alone. Her favourite was a huge back massager that she plugged into the mains.

"She would laugh and say, 'I'm being pursued by a Beatle!' She even showed me text messages text messages from Paul. She was up for it anywhere. Once she pleasured me under my desk while I was at work."

Film editor Steel also revealed Heather, who lost her left leg below the knee in a motorbike accident in 1993, went wild with pleasure when he massaged her amputated limb.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...3-10388,00.html

hey, it takes all sorts!

Posted by eRRaTiK on Feb-12-2008 03:46:

I guess Sir Paul had a leg up on her.

Posted by tubularbills on Feb-12-2008 03:47:

whoa weird

i liked pauls' first wife

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-12-2008 03:50:

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Originally posted by tubularbills
i liked pauls' first wife

because she had two legs?

Posted by tubularbills on Feb-12-2008 03:51:

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
because she had two legs?

yes , mostly

Posted by gehzumteufel on Feb-12-2008 03:53:

i thought heather was pretty hot.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-12-2008 03:55:

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
i thought heather was pretty hot.

yeah, though if you try to take her out on a date the bitch keeps walking in a circle.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Feb-12-2008 03:57:

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
yeah, though if you try to take her out on a date the bitch keeps walking in a circle.

LOL

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Feb-12-2008 04:08:

thats fucked up.. i feel so bad for paul.. what a fuckign slut. ..

Posted by gehzumteufel on Feb-12-2008 04:35:

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
thats fucked up.. i feel so bad for paul.. what a fuckign slut. ..

you would do her too.

Posted by Vernon_H on Feb-12-2008 04:39:

what a fucken stupid whore. if Sir McCartney has any dignity, he'll kill her.

Posted by tubularbills on Feb-12-2008 04:40:

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
thats fucked up.. i feel so bad for paul.. what a fuckign slut. ..

+1 poor beatle

Posted by heathen on Feb-12-2008 04:43:

.. went wild with pleasure when he massaged her amputated limb.

Tap that stump.

Posted by richg101 on Feb-12-2008 15:41:

Posted by Alex on Feb-12-2008 16:41:

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Posted by jpisani on Feb-12-2008 16:44:

Paul McCartney was sending text messages in 1999? Always ahead of the times...

Posted by Ian on Feb-12-2008 16:52:

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
i thought heather was pretty hot.

maybe but she's a fuckin psycho, she lost it on occasions with the media, comparing herself with princess diana & allsorts in terms of importantness. Absolute nutjob.

Posted by Ian on Feb-12-2008 16:53:

Ahh yes, that youtube is one such example. Never read page 2 before posting

Posted by colonelcrisp on Feb-12-2008 17:49:

i think we should save the seals, change the annual canadian seal hunt to the heather mills hunt.... we will club her!!! with her other leg!!!

Posted by Audious on Feb-12-2008 19:11:

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp
i think we should save the seals, change the annual canadian seal hunt to the heather mills hunt.... we will club her!!! with her other leg!!!

Would that be hitting or kicking?

Posted by colonelcrisp on Feb-12-2008 19:27:

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Originally posted by Audious
Would that be hitting or kicking?

clearly we would have to sever her leg first, unless she is whorish enough to be THAT flexible. in either case, i think it would be a combination... so we will call it hicking.... she will be hicked to death by her own leg

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Feb-12-2008 20:28:

Leg o my eggo!

Posted by colonelcrisp on Feb-12-2008 20:36:

*PUNCHES KARIM IN THE FACE*

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Feb-12-2008 20:38:

I heard the main reason for the divorce was Paul bought her a spare wooden leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present though, just a stocking filler

Posted by gehzumteufel on Feb-12-2008 21:13:

whether she is a nutjob or not doesnt change how fuckable she is.

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