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Posted by Scoops on Feb-12-2008 21:26:

Quiz for the Ladies

stole this from the NJGuido board

quote:
Ladies enter to win a date with yours truly, just a couple screening questions:

1. Do you enjoy giving oral? Yes_____No____
2. Do you enjoy being sprayed in the face
with semen? Yes_____No____
3. Face fucking? Yes_____No____
4. Does it take a lot to offend you? Yes_____No____
5. Do you enjoy sex without a condom
better than with one? Yes_____No____
6. Are you open to exploring yourself
sexually? Yes_____No____
7. Threesomes? Yes_____No____
8. Do you enjoy drinking excessively? Yes_____No____
9. Would it not offend you if i forgot your
name at some point during the night/morning? Yes_____No____
10. Videotaping? (sometime i do not
remember what exactly happened) Yes_____No____

If you had more than 2 check-marks in the "No" column your chances of winning are greatly decreased but you are still encouraged to try your luck.

If you had 7 or more "yes" checks here are the final questions

-Why should I choose you over another female?
-What can you offer a fine upstanding fellow such as myself?
-Do you have any special talents?

A third party will make the final decision...Good luck to everyone!

Posted by Lira on Feb-12-2008 21:29:

O_o

Posted by mezzir on Feb-12-2008 21:37:

Re: Quiz for the Ladies

quote:
Originally posted by Scoops
stole this from the NJGuido board

thats the real O_o part for me
that means you were browsing the NJGuido board

Posted by Chris Crossland on Feb-12-2008 21:54:

OMG lets destroy their forum! http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php

Posted by Space Marine on Feb-12-2008 22:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
OMG lets destroy their forum! http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php

no shit a guido forum.

Posted by Ania_xox on Feb-12-2008 22:48:

whoever wrote that quiz is a silly prick and it would give me great pleasure to kick him in the face with a 3-inch stiletto

... no offense Scoops

Posted by Yohan on Feb-12-2008 22:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
whoever wrote that quiz is a silly prick and it would give me great pleasure to kick him in the face with a 3-inch stiletto

... no offense Scoops

But I thought girls loved guys with self confidence and that bad boy attitude

Posted by iammesol on Feb-12-2008 22:57:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilTree
But I thought girls loved guys with self confidence and that bad boy attitude

as long as it's objectifying everyone/thing but themselves

Posted by Ania_xox on Feb-12-2008 23:23:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilTree
But I thought girls loved guys with self confidence and that bad boy attitude

It has to go hand-in-hand with true affection and understanding (or at least the illusion of it lol )

it's all about balance

it seems the target demographic for that quiz is silly skanks with low self-esteem... rock on guidos *thumbs down*

Posted by Scoops on Feb-12-2008 23:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
OMG lets destroy their forum! http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php

go ahead....

i'm the mod there

Posted by Gen3r4l1ty on Feb-12-2008 23:46:

approves.

[Shit was SO cash]

Posted by Yohan on Feb-12-2008 23:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
It has to go hand-in-hand with true affection and understanding (or at least the illusion of it lol )

ah yes. illusion.

more like delusion

Posted by Intellekshual on Feb-12-2008 23:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Gen3r4l1ty

approves.

[Shit was SO cash]

If you put a kitten on his hair, it would die.

Posted by Gen3r4l1ty on Feb-13-2008 00:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
If you put a kitten on his hair, it would die.

To merely gaze upon that hair irl could result in death for the elderly or weak of heart.

Posted by Space Marine on Feb-13-2008 00:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
whoever wrote that quiz is a silly prick and it would give me great pleasure to kick him in the face with a 3-inch stiletto

I like this girl;

Is that you on your avatar?

/////*does the guido mating dance*

Posted by eROs.au on Feb-13-2008 02:17:

I thought guido was an insulting term. Why would they embrace it?

Posted by UmmiE on Feb-13-2008 02:44:

Posted by Ania_xox on Feb-13-2008 03:08:

quote:
Originally posted by eROs.au
I thought guido was an insulting term. Why would they embrace it?

same reason black people call eachother "NIGGAZ"

the only way to beat an insulting stereotype is to embrace it, take it over and make it your own

PS. SpaceMarine - yes that's me... lol I think it would be pretty creepy to choose a random person's pic for an avatar

Posted by Yohan on Feb-13-2008 03:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
same reason black people call eachother "NIGGAZ"

the only way to beat an insulting stereotype is to embrace it, take it over and make it your own

Whenenver I did that, kids made fun of me even more

quote:

PS. SpaceMarine - yes that's me... lol I think it would be pretty creepy to choose a random person's pic for an avatar

So you're saying my mushroom is creepy now?

Posted by gehzumteufel on Feb-13-2008 03:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
I think it would be pretty creepy to choose a random person's pic for an avatar

so what are you saying about me!? HUH!? HUH?!

I KEED!!!!

Posted by Space Marine on Feb-13-2008 03:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox

PS. SpaceMarine - yes that's me...

Is that so - you soo look like the type of female that would knee some poor soul in the nuttz. Your facial expression off that avatar says it all.

Posted by Ania_xox on Feb-13-2008 03:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Space Marine
Is that so - you soo look like the type of female that would knee some poor soul in the nuttz. Your facial expression off that avatar says it all.

LOL hahahahaha
I'm not violent... the only time I ever kicked a guy was in grade 2 when Kyle Morrisson showed me his penis

I've had people tell me I look like a bitch... I think it might have something to do with my height

I'm actually a very big nerd right now... honestly... school is my life

Posted by Yohan on Feb-13-2008 03:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
LOL hahahahaha
I'm not violent... the only time I ever kicked a guy was in grade 2 when Kyle Morrisson showed me his penis

I've had people tell me I look like a bitch... I think it might have something to do with my height

I'm actually a very big nerd right now... honestly... school is my life

how tall are you?

Posted by Ania_xox on Feb-13-2008 04:01:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilTree
how tall are you?

6 feet = 182 cm

when I wear big sunglasses and walk fast people think I am a bitch = unfair and GAY!

Posted by gehzumteufel on Feb-13-2008 04:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
6 feet = 182 cm

when I wear big sunglasses and walk fast people think I am a bitch = unfair and GAY!

lol yeah...thats pretty normal..cause your a giant for a chick...although i have seen some super fucking hot tall chicks lately...usually they are hideous.

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