How to handle irritating people on an airplane.

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Posted by Intellekshual on Feb-21-2008 22:17:

How to handle irritating people on an airplane.

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the person who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying .

6. Then hit this link: http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

(I'm flying to Morocco tomorrow..7 hour flight, this might come in handy. )

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-21-2008 22:19:

yeah, "come in handy" for being arrested and put on global no-fly lists.

Posted by Intellekshual on Feb-21-2008 22:23:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
yeah, "come in handy" for being arrested and put on global no-fly lists.

It was obviously a joke.

Posted by Ian on Feb-21-2008 22:26:

What does the arabic say there, cos for all we know, it could say "I'm a christian and/or jewish c*nt, and I'm going to touch your breast in ... Seconds"

Posted by UWM on Feb-21-2008 22:28:

Just leave www.hai2u.com on your screen.

Disclaimer: NSFW. Really NSFW.

Posted by [mart] on Feb-21-2008 22:30:

Yeah, I should think that'd work quite well.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Feb-21-2008 22:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
It was obviously a joke.

and it was just as obviously not funny.

Posted by Intellekshual on Feb-21-2008 22:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
What does the arabic say there

It doesn't mean anything.

Posted by Intellekshual on Feb-21-2008 22:33:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
and it was just as obviously not funny.

I chuckled.

Posted by l�cid on Feb-21-2008 22:36:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM

banned.

Posted by chucho on Feb-21-2008 22:38:

wait

do planes have internet?

Posted by Elec on Feb-21-2008 22:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
I chuckled.

Didn't you see? Raistlin said its not funny, that means its obviously not funny

Posted by UWM on Feb-22-2008 00:10:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
banned.

Right.

Posted by Clovis on Feb-22-2008 00:18:

Posted by fbgdavidson on Feb-22-2008 00:33:

Re: How to handle irritating people on an airplane.

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Tell them you work for the IRS

Fixed.

Posted by ScuL on Feb-22-2008 00:47:

do you also have a solution for annoying drunk fucktards occupying the hotel room next door? i'm currently in that situation and it pisses me off.

Posted by nchs09 on Feb-22-2008 00:49:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Just leave www.hai2u.com on your screen.

Disclaimer: NSFW. Really NSFW.
LAME!

Posted by Project-K on Feb-22-2008 00:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
I chuckled.

It doesn't really count when you laugh at your own joke.

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-22-2008 00:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Project-K
It doesn't really count when you laugh at your own joke.
Yes it does. That's when you know you're funny.

Posted by Project-K on Feb-22-2008 00:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
That's when you know you're drunk.

fixed?

Posted by Intellekshual on Feb-22-2008 01:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Project-K
It doesn't really count when you laugh at your own joke.

I got it as a forward e-mail, it wasn't MY joke.

Posted by Project-K on Feb-22-2008 01:01:

Well it's yours now! Obviousely someone didn't want it.

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-22-2008 01:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Project-K
fixed?
no

Posted by nchs09 on Feb-22-2008 01:02:

Is this the joke that failed hard? I believe so.

Posted by Project-K on Feb-22-2008 01:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
no

oh yeah? oh yeah?

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