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Just how messy are you..

Is it just my son or does everyone leave their bathroom like a bomb-site after using it ? I became so frustrated pleading with him to show a bit of decorum that I left this note on the bathroom door for him.
Dear son always remember that after using bathroom ;

1. Leave the mat soaking on the floor.
2. Scrunch up the wet towel and leave it lying in a heap ( but only after blowing your nose on it)
3. Spit toothpaste and saliva over my freshly-cleaned sink.
4. Leave window closed to ensure condensation therefore creating mildew on the tiles.
5. Pee over seat and don't flush.
6. Finally , leave on light and shower switches.


Thanks for your cooperation .

ps He read the first line and ripped it up.
Kids today..tsk !

sounds like a cvnt. beat him.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN sounds like a cvnt. beat him.

He is, and I do ..obviously not hard enough !

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Originally posted by sandsideapache He is, and I do ..obviously not hard enough !

send him to stay with his late-night-sneaky uncle for a week or two.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN send him to stay with his late-night-sneaky uncle for a week or two.

Jeez ..you know HIM . Might be worth a try.

go pee on his pillow and ask him how likes it.

Re: Just how messy are you..

I'm gonna have to defend your son here...

"1. Leave the mat soaking on the floor."

Same here, and I haven't taken them to laundry in months. I think they should be able to clean themselves.

"2. Scrunch up the wet towel and leave it lying in a heap ( but only after blowing your nose on it)"

I have towels dangling on chairs, my bed, on top of curtains, but that doesn't stop me from blowing my nose on everything else.

"3. Spit toothpaste and saliva over my freshly-cleaned sink."

Again, sinks should be smart enough to clean themselves.

"4. Leave window closed to ensure condensation therefore creating mildew on the tiles."

Maybe there's smokers outside. That's why I close my window.

"5. Pee over seat and don't flush."

Tell him to pee in the sink. That's what I do. Or to pee in the shower. That's what my cat does. This way you don't have to worry about "flushing." It starts to smell after a few days but you'll get used to it.

"6. Finally , leave on light and shower switches."

He's scared at night.

" Tell him to pee in the sink. That's what I do. Or to pee in the shower. That's what my cat does. This way you don't have to worry about "flushing." It starts to smell after a few days but you'll get used to it. "


Surely no-one pees in a shower. Maybe the pair of you should get a flat together...I'll pay the deposit .P-lease !

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Originally posted by sandsideapache " Tell him to pee in the sink. That's what I do. Or to pee in the shower. That's what my cat does. This way you don't have to worry about "flushing." It starts to smell after a few days but you'll get used to it. " Surely no-one pees in a shower. Maybe the pair of you should get a flat together...I'll pay the deposit .P-lease !

I've peed in the sink, and shower.

I've shit on a sink-full of dishes, but I pay the rent .He doesn't , there's a difference.

ALT. What are you, smokeape's gay son?

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Originally posted by eROs.au I've peed in the sink, and shower.

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Originally posted by eROs.au ALT. What are you, smokeape's gay son?

Am I the 'ALT' ?,googled it- 'an enzyme..??' .Smokeape is an evil mothersucker, Im just somebody that likes to see his name on the small screen , and enjoys a chat.

tell him he cant use the bathroom anymore... take that privilage away from him... he's a boy.. go outside..

Re: Just how messy are you..

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Originally posted by sandsideapache 4. Leave window closed to ensure condensation therefore creating mildew on the tiles.

HAHA i do most of the shit you just labelled, How old is he? I'm 20..

1) What else are you suppose to do with the bathroom mat? Go and put it on the line? Fuck that.. It'll dry itself out.

2)Leaving the towl in a heap on the floor.. I do that. Only cause sometimes the 'washing' basket isint there and i forget to hang it up.. And have you tried blowing your nose on one after a nice warm shower? mmm so refreshing.

3)meh, sinks are suppose to be for brushing teeth and nasty little germs.. What do you expect?

4. I have a story for this one actually.. I almost always leave the window closed after a shower.. few reasons really.. But basically 1)Its cold and 2)Peeping toms from the house with a full window view of our shower.

But yesterday night i was having a shower and saw some tiles starting to fall out.. I tried to bump one back in with my foot.. and i kid you not.. 2 layers of tiles fell into the bath and on my sore fucking toe.. Taught me a lesson.

5. Again, How old is he?

tell him that if he doesn't start doing some work around the house you'll show him the tape from when he was made

Ew. Two rooms should ALWAYS be spotlessly clean in a house: the bathroom and the kitchen.

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Originally posted by jennypie Ew. Two rooms should ALWAYS be spotlessly clean in a house: the bathroom and the kitchen.

i have the same opinion but they are always messed up..

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Originally posted by sandsideapache I've shit on a sink-full of dishes, but I pay the rent .He doesn't , there's a difference.

How did you squat over your sink?

...just curious.

Re: Just how messy are you..

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Originally posted by sandsideapache Is it just my son or does everyone leave their bathroom like a bomb-site after using it ? I became so frustrated pleading with him to show a bit of decorum that I left this note on the bathroom door for him. Dear son always remember that after using bathroom ; 1. Leave the mat soaking on the floor. 2. Scrunch up the wet towel and leave it lying in a heap ( but only after blowing your nose on it) 3. Spit toothpaste and saliva over my freshly-cleaned sink. 4. Leave window closed to ensure condensation therefore creating mildew on the tiles. 5. Pee over seat and don't flush. 6. Finally , leave on light and shower switches. Thanks for your cooperation . ps He read the first line and ripped it up. Kids today..tsk !

I would be pissed off by the note too. Thats pretty passive aggressive.

Just make him clean the bathroom.

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