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Posted by leph555 on Feb-23-2008 19:46:

Elmo Doll Wants To Kill Child



Dolls are creepy. Seriously, I spent a good chunk of the past week attended/writing about Toy Fair, so I feel like I can definitively make that statement. There's just something about that cold, lifeless stare that's inherently upsetting. Seriously, why do you think they've been the subject of so many horror films? With that in mind, it's perhaps not the biggest shocker in the world to hear that one has been making death threats.

What is shocking, however, is the fact that said doll is actually a lovable Muppet. Honestly, I'd always figured that I could count on the cast of Sesame Street not to murder me in my sleep. If you happen to have picked up a new latest Elmo Doll, however, you may have effectively signed a lovable, cuddly death warrant.

According to a Florida mother, Elmo is making death threats to her two-year-old son, James. The doll, which can be programmed to say a child's name, is playing for keeps, uttering the words "Kill James," after a recent battery change.


Posted by chucho on Feb-23-2008 20:00:


Posted by Yan on Feb-23-2008 20:08:

Battery Change = Death Threats


Posted by Zewad on Feb-23-2008 20:18:

only in florida.... and in Tampa we get all the crazy stories..


Posted by PoisonJam19 on Feb-23-2008 21:37:

My Elmo collection pwns that kid's.


Posted by saluyamo on Feb-25-2008 03:34:

Its because their gingers


Posted by Ian on Feb-25-2008 11:22:

I misread that as Emo doll.


Posted by Jake Benson on Feb-25-2008 11:50:

omg i do not like dolls..


Posted by iammesol on Feb-25-2008 13:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
I misread that as Emo doll.




Posted by trewqy on Feb-25-2008 14:30:

I have an elmo t shirt. I wear that to clubs and get all the chicks.


Posted by MunkyAngel on Feb-25-2008 21:05:

hahahahahahahaha


Posted by Ygrene on Feb-25-2008 22:19:

'Threaten Me Elmo' I rofld.



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