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Nigerian Scammer Busted!!
LOL...
An MSN convo i just had with some random who added me with a half naked avatar.
This is priceless
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
Jay-X1 says:
hi who is this?
loisel says:
hello
loisel says:
im loisel
loisel says:
u
Jay-X1 says:
jay
Jay-X1 says:
do i know u?
loisel says:
sure
loisel says:
im loisel lohan
loisel says:
20 f canada
loisel says:
u
Jay-X1 says:
where in canada are u from ?
loisel says:
in victoria vancouver canada
loisel says:
asl
Jay-X1 says:
toronto 22
loisel says:
its great
loisel says:
cool
loisel says:
how are u now?
Jay-X1 says:
what part of victoria are u from? its a nice city
loisel says:
Robson St
Jay-X1 says:
so you are from robson st in victoria... but yet robson st is in vancouver?
loisel says:
yes i know
loisel says:
victoria is a small town in robson
Jay-X1 says:
robson is town?
loisel says:
i mean st
loisel says:
im here now in robson vancouver
Jay-X1 says:
tell me..is there a robson st in nigeria as well?
loisel says:
no
loisel says:
in vancouver canada
loisel says:
are u there?
Jay-X1 says:
yeah
Jay-X1 says:
whats the weather like in nigeria right now?
Jay-X1 says:
i bet its hot and sweaty in that internet cafe of yours
loisel says:
yes
loisel says:
y?
Jay-X1 says:
i figured as much. i want to travel to botswana and south africa one day but im staying the fuck away from nigeria
loisel says:
ohhh
loisel says:
for wot reasson?
Jay-X1 says:
because everytime one of you trolls come on here u are always from nigeria
loisel says:
i see
Jay-X1 says:
dont u guys sell oil? $104 a barrel should make u some good money
loisel says:
ohhh
loisel says:
so wer r u now?
Jay-X1 says:
same place ive always been
Jay-X1 says:
not in nigeria!
loisel says:
ok
loisel says:
i mean wer r u now hauz or work?
Jay-X1 says:
seriously...u play great football and sell great oil...go find better things to do than this
loisel says:
no
loisel says:
i love surfing and swimming
Jay-X1 says:
net surfing? swimming? im better its more like phishing
loisel says:
yes
loisel says:
its great swimming and phishing
loisel says:
and i think your interested to fishing
loisel says:
lol
Jay-X1 says:
so should we just cut to the chase and i give you my bank account info and ID number?
Jay-X1 says:
would you like my credit card number as well?
loisel says:
y u gave it?
Jay-X1 says:
isnt that what you wanted?
loisel says:
ohhh no
loisel says:
cause im not a camgirl
Jay-X1 says:
not a girl.. i know you arent a girl
Jay-X1 says:
thats my point
Jay-X1 says:
ill let you get back to your surfing and phishing... hopefully the electricity will stay on long enough for you to finish your daily deed
jeeze you could have had waaay more fun than that...lol..
u rushed it!
lol... hmmm 2 randoms have added me since yesterday... ive added them but they havent msg'd me yet or gone online... lets see
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| Originally posted by Cro_Addict jeeze you could have had waaay more fun than that...lol.. u rushed it! |
Whats more scary is when random doods add you on facebook......
" Do I know you " ????
Been around for a while, so most of you must've seen this. Halerious nonetheless.
http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html
SO THEN THE IDIOT LOGS IN AND ADDS ME UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME
Check out the exact address given this time...HILARIOUS!
Jay-X1 says:
hello
nicole izzy says:
hi
nicole izzy says:
hu are u
Jay-X1 says:
not bad
Jay-X1 says:
where from?
nicole izzy says:
845 Burrard St, Vancouver, Canada
nicole izzy says:
u
Jay-X1 says:
BAHAHAHAHHAHA
Jay-X1 says:
you crack me up
nicole izzy says:
wot?
Jay-X1 says:
wheres the postal code?
nicole izzy says:
i dnt know
nicole izzy says:
but if u dnt believe me ok
Jay-X1 says:
who gives their exact address? now tell me...is burrard st in victoria, vancouver or robson?
nicole izzy says:
ok if u dnt interested
nicole izzy says:
bye
Jay-X1 says:
ok
Jay-X1 says:
btw
Jay-X1 says:
tell loisel i said hi
nicole izzy says:
im nicole
nicole izzy says:
im not loisel
Jay-X1 says:
yes but loisel is your alter ego isnt it? loisel is your name on the computer next to you
Jay-X1 says:
how much do they charge per hour for internet in nigeria? it cant be much
nicole izzy says:
y u ask stupid question?
Jay-X1 says:
because im interested in other cultures
ok?
wow, you have way too much time on your hands
LOL!
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| Originally posted by Sasha wow, you have way too much time on your hands |
i lol'd at 'because im interested in other cultures'
LOL....
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
LOL!!!
btw 845 burrard is actually the sutton place hotel...
pretty high rollin nigerian! LOL NOT
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| Originally posted by Dave Akermanis bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? ------------------- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something |
LMAO at those convos...exactly what i need to put a smile on my face after a long day of studying lol!
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| Originally posted by Jayx1 nicole izzy says: y u ask stupid question? Jay-X1 says: because im interested in other cultures |
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| Originally posted by Cro_Addict OMG! I just fuckin almost choked! I cannot not stop laughing! HAHAHAHAHAHA Funniest shit ever! |
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| Originally posted by legendary_waz x10000000 where did this guy come up with this shit?! |
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| Originally posted by Dave Akermanis |
Re: Nigerian Scammer Busted!!
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| Originally posted by Jayx1 Jay-X1 says: net surfing? swimming? im better its more like phishing |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Dave Akermanis |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by UmmiE Whats more scary is when random doods add you on facebook...... " Do I know you " ???? |
Re: Re: Nigerian Scammer Busted!!
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| Originally posted by exstasie What website is that on again? I remember the first time i came across it I spent hours on that site it was so funny haha |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Superstring Been around for a while, so most of you must've seen this. Halerious nonetheless. http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html |
? says:
im viren
? says:
16 male with cam
? says:
and im bi!
? says:
u?
-Justin- says:
fag
sorry if that offended... but thats how it ended
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