I just got my ass raped in negotiations

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Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-06-2008 03:55:

I just got my ass raped in negotiations

my god. lol. I walked in there sure of myself walked out of there shaking like a little girl who did her first line of coke

Posted by Spacey Orange on Mar-06-2008 03:56:

there there

Posted by bas on Mar-06-2008 03:57:

So no hookers and blow?

*puts away glass tray*

Posted by Dervish on Mar-06-2008 03:58:

Re: I just got my ass raped in negotiations

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
my god. lol. I walked in there sure of myself walked out of there shaking like a little girl who did her first line of coke

Who's dick did you do it off?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-06-2008 03:59:

Re: Re: I just got my ass raped in negotiations

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Originally posted by Dervish
Who's dick did you do it off?

this time they made me do a bump out my OWN asshole

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-06-2008 04:00:

The palates class must be really working.

Posted by RandomGirl on Mar-06-2008 04:00:

LMAO!

I needs to be getting myself a house.

Posted by Dervish on Mar-06-2008 04:01:

Ouch!!! If I was you I'd say "hey it feels fucked up, but got a line of coke yay.. learn from it".

Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-06-2008 04:05:

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Originally posted by Theresa
LMAO!

I needs to be getting myself a house.

well first i have to say the lady who did the raping looked like you just with humongus tits that couldnt stay in her shirt. i honestly was staring at her rack the entire time. I honestly couldnt keep my eyes off of them they perched on her so perfectly, like an owl perching on a crazy man's arm in the park

but what had happened was i was trying to get a hot piece of property for a builder to tear down and rebuild, however we didnt want the homeowner to know it was a builder or else theyd think there wa smore value in the house and totally destroy the profit margins. Anyways make a long story short, hear i am pretending to represent a normal home buyer with soil test clauses and easement and zoning by law clasues. it was ridiculous. felt like a sharp tongued snake.

"Like Hell my client would agree to that!"
-quote of the day-

but theresa if your looking for something, u know who to go through *wink and the gun* just as long as it's a normal deal and you dont want the buyer to pay for any environmental issues

Posted by Dervish on Mar-06-2008 04:12:

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
well first i have to say the lady who did the raping looked like you just with humongus tits that couldnt stay in her shirt.

Understandable problems but...just play to your strengths like she did.

quote:
felt like a sharp tongued snake.

Posted by Ania_xox on Mar-06-2008 04:55:

Re: I just got my ass raped in negotiations

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
my god. lol. I walked in there sure of myself walked out of there shaking like a little girl who did her first line of coke

what kind of negotiations?

anything to do with buttsecks???

lol no seriously... what was this for?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-06-2008 04:57:

Re: Re: I just got my ass raped in negotiations

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Originally posted by Ania_xox
what kind of negotiations?

anything to do with buttsecks???

lol no seriously... what was this for?

real estate my lil bukkake queen

Posted by Ania_xox on Mar-06-2008 05:14:

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
real estate my lil bukkake queen

O RLY....

was it a Vivid experience? lol

PS. rub vaseline on it (<--- the answer to 75% of life's problems)

Posted by steven-neil on Mar-06-2008 05:50:

I love seeing realtors getting fucked..

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-06-2008 05:55:

Why?

Posted by Lilith on Mar-06-2008 07:15:

Its kind of funny at the moment here, inflation rates are literally blowing through the roof, but the market is starting in a feeding frenzy. I've been going to auctions on the weekends for a looksie and watching people commit economic suicide on things they can't afford.

Going to give it a little longer before I make a move, need a little bit lower interest rates to make it worth my while, but eventually there's going to be a ton of buyers out who over-extended their lines of finance, cant afford the payments and will practically be begging on hands and knees for someone to take it off their hands... and I'll be there with my cheque book and I'll quite happily skin them alive.

Its going to be some good times soon.

Oh yes indeed...

Posted by 3F05Q on Mar-06-2008 07:58:

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Originally posted by Lilith
-words-

wait.. where are you from?

Funny you should mention it... here's an article about my hometown: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7164898.stm

Found my dream-home in the Seattle area last night. It had a big garage, that's what made it my dream home. I'm hoping the selling frenzy is at its peak when my patents go through!!

Posted by idoru on Mar-06-2008 09:14:

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Originally posted by 3F05Q
wait.. where are you from?

Funny you should mention it... here's an article about my hometown: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7164898.stm

Found my dream-home in the Seattle area last night. It had a big garage, that's what made it my dream home. I'm hoping the selling frenzy is at its peak when my patents go through!!

Where, exactly?

Posted by Moongoose on Mar-06-2008 09:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
well first i have to say the lady who did the raping looked like you just with humongus tits that couldnt stay in her shirt. i honestly was staring at her rack the entire time. I honestly couldnt keep my eyes off of them they perched on her so perfectly, like an owl perching on a crazy man's arm in the park

Oh the advantages of being an ass man over boobs man. No matter how big their boobies are you can just stare them in the face thus giving them a false feeling that you respect them :P Gets more things done. And when they finally turn around...well there's your ass shot for you to admire and everybody is happy.

Posted by idoru on Mar-06-2008 09:21:

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Originally posted by Moongoose
Oh the advantages of being an ass man over boobs man. No matter how big their boobies are you can just stare them in the face thus giving them a false feeling that you respect them :P Gets more things done. And when they finally turn around...well there's your ass shot for you to admire and everybody is happy.

I approve of this post.

Posted by 3F05Q on Mar-06-2008 09:22:

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Originally posted by idoru
Where, exactly?

Kirkland is where I was looking. Pictures made it seem a hundred feet from any other house. Then I looked at it via Google Maps and realized there was another house DIRECTLY in front of it, and an industrial park across the street. But... it exists!

I'm on the east side of queen anne right now. Where are you?

Posted by 3F05Q on Mar-06-2008 09:23:

Posted by chucho on Mar-06-2008 09:24:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Where, exactly?

Posted by idoru on Mar-06-2008 09:24:

quote:
Originally posted by 3F05Q
Kirkland is where I was looking. Pictures made it seem a hundred feet from any other house. Then I looked at it via Google Maps and realized there was another house DIRECTLY in front of it, and an industrial park across the street. But... it exists!

I'm on the east side of queen anne right now. Where are you?

How long have you been in the PNW for? I'm in Everett, 'bout thirty seconds east of the Boeing plant.

Posted by 3F05Q on Mar-06-2008 09:34:

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Originally posted by idoru
-stuff-

About 6 years, off and on for school (SPU). Moved back home for a year then came back up here in January... for an indefinate amount of time, seeing as how I've got a great opportunity with Event Electronics aside from designing loudspeakers.