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Posted by Search&Rescue on Mar-06-2008 15:55:

www.UrbanDictionary.com

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Urban Dictionary a must, hindrance to pop music
Caitlyn Scott
Issue date: 3/4/08 Section: Opinion

Media Credit: Zach McGovern

Most people who heard this past fall's smash hit "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" probably needed a dictionary to understand half of what Soulja Boy is referencing in his song.

And not just any dictionary - I am talking about UrbanDictionary.com, the online resource for all things lewd, rude and often times disturbing.

Specializing in slang for grotesque sexual acts, Urban Dictionary is more than just a resource: it's a way of life.

I first became acquainted with this encyclopedia of slang my freshman year of college. My friends in East Laville Hall would get on and try to find the most disgusting or disturbing words and phrases they could get their hands on and incorporate them into casual conversation.

Our favorites were the "Compton clean out" and the "the Gilbreath."

I was hooked.

Throughout time, it's lost its charm. I'd almost completely forgotten about this gem until I heard the dulcet tones of Soulja Boy and knew I had to find out what the heck he was talking about, no matter how disgusted I might be.

This is a growing trend.

Each time I turn on a radio, the cacophony coming from the speakers is a little harder to understand than the day before, and I have a theory for why this is happening.

Overweight, mentally-challenged, Internet-obsessed, porn-addicted fifth graders write the lyrics via Urban Dictionary.

I don't know, I could be wrong.

The thing about Urban Dictionary is it's similar to Wikipedia.com in that users write the definitions. Then their popularity on the site determines the order in which they appear.

So just like with Wikipedia, you get some pretty ridiculous entries. And just like on Wikipedia, anyone can write them - including your grandmother, your best friend and your 13-year-old brother.

Despite this, it has become the go-to guide to dissect modern lyrics.

Contemporary pop music is hard to decipher without this online resource, which leaves us with a "chicken or the egg" type dilemma.

Did Soulja Boy come up with "superman that ho," all on his own, and Urban Dictionary used his definition on their site? Or did some bored child in Iowa think it up and use the Internet to spread it like a virus?

I like to picture Soulja Boy, T-Pain or Flo Rida looking up the lyrics to their next hit online.

Not that sexual innuendo in music is anything new. It just used to be more straightforward. Their references are getting more and more outlandish.



what are some of your favourite (outlandish) definitions?
bling it on!


Posted by Cosmic Fur on Mar-06-2008 16:02:

omelette
35 up, 7 down


"I am going to let"

I should bust a cap in yo' ass, but omelette this one slide.


Posted by exstasie on Mar-06-2008 16:09:

1. tranceaddict

A 1337 person who 120X012Z J03 n00b.
Also, a person who is a member of www.tranceaddict.com - the website that invented the wtf symbol and other such 1337 things that are now commonplace in the intranet.

Example:
That tranceaddict sure set me straight... when i said dj. sammy roxord he said "wtf? you n00b..."
by will Mar 14, 2005

2. tranceaddict
It is refering to a trance community or a member in the community.
It can be found at www.tranceaddict.com.

Example:
1. "All tranceaddicts are noobs."
2. "The tranceaddict's forums are great."
3. "He's a tranceaddict."
by Omer Katz Apr 7, 2005

3. tranceaddict
omghi2u n00b! A |337 website where tiesto whores battle the pvd whores in a battle to see who has the biggest intarweb pen0r.

Example:
tranceaddicting is gay
by t3h nach0s Feb 24, 2005


Posted by magikb on Mar-06-2008 16:15:

quote:
Originally posted by exstasie
1. tranceaddict



lol... nice!
This site is hilarious. One night we were on it at Chrodger's checking out the definitions of our names. It was quite entertaining while it lasted


Posted by preppie chick on Mar-06-2008 16:29:

Thumbs up

loves the urban dictionary... it has come handy many times.
quote:
Originally posted by magikb
lol... nice!
This site is hilarious. One night we were on it at Chrodger's checking out the definitions of our names. It was quite entertaining while it lasted

lol, i just had to do the same... lame definition...


Posted by Nicolas Oliver on Mar-06-2008 16:31:

I realize that it's not a pop culture term but I had to look up 'clusterfuck' on UD the other night. It's one of my new favourite words


Posted by capo tutti di on Mar-06-2008 16:38:

1. Queef
3545 up, 325 down


an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.

Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet.
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2. Queef
2160 up, 217 down


queef (kweef) n.
the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.

julia coughed loudly to drown out her queef as brian pulled out.
by !!! Jun 2, 2003 email it
3. Queef
1488 up, 709 down


Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.
by Jeff Aug 24, 2004 email it

4. Queef
454 up, 144 down


Air expelled from the vagina, sometimes mistaken from a fart. Air is sucked into the vaginal opening when a foreign objectt is pushed in from a certain angle creating a vacumm. The release of air causes a farting noise. Queefs are common during sexual intercourse (especially the acrobatic kind) and even after if air is still trapped.

"You didn't push it in all the way so the sound you heard when you withdrew was a queef, not a fart"
by Anya Ali Jan 2, 2003 email it
5. Queef
557 up, 316 down


1: A "Vart" or vagina fart.

2: A new brand of snack cracker.

Hey, Bill!! I do believe that delicate flower of a wife ya got there expelled a gaseous queef o' airy goodness from her vulvic nether region! It may be a result of the continuous banging of my wanger-doodle in said wife's snapper hole.
Gosh, Don! All this scientific sex talk is making me hungry! Hand me that box of Nabisco Queefs or I will bludgen your head with this solid aluminum replica of a baby's arm holding an apple.
by Gagoosh Mar 1, 2005 email it
6. queef
330 up, 129 down


A flatulent-sounding explusion of air from the vagina, caused by the pumping of air into it with one's penis, or the spasming the vagina can go through during oral sex, "gulping" in and eventually expelling air.

When Stacey queefed while I was making love to her orally, it startled the hell out of me, we both laughed, and I dove right back in. I quickly learned that her queefs were her body's way of showing how much she loved what I was doing and I welcomed them.
by Bob Aug 27, 2003 email it
7. queef
250 up, 92 down


Air expelled from the vagina causing the labia minora to audibly vibrate creating a sound resembling a fart. A queef, however is not accompanied by a scent as with a fart .Queefs often occur during or after deep penile penetration and can add even more fun to sex.
by Fly Girl Jul 25, 2003 email it


Posted by Search&Rescue on Mar-06-2008 16:41:

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1. 905er
15 up, 14 down

A person from the telephone area code 905, which comprises North America's third-largest suburban sprawl, and surrounds the area code 416, Toronto's dense, cosmopolitan downtown core.

Used imply that someone is bland, boring, unsophisticated and/or ignorant.

See antonym: 416er

I can't stand this place; it's full of 905ers.

Why do 905ers wear all that cheaply made, ill-fitting American shopping-mall clothing?

2. 416er
41 up, 5 down


A person living usually in the area of the city of Toronto. Also seen as someone associated with wealth, nice clothing and big-city thoughts.

Man, those preppy 416ers piss me off.

Don't associate me with those poor-ass 905ers. I'm from the T.


wtf?


Posted by Search&Rescue on Mar-06-2008 16:47:

quote:
Originally posted by capo tutti di
1. Queef
3545 up, 325 down


an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.

Rumor has it that Thea can queef the alphabet.
by randy dixon Feb 27, 2003 email it


hahahaha


Posted by magikb on Mar-06-2008 16:50:

quote:
Originally posted by preppie chick
lol, i just had to do the same... lame definition...


our first and last names got some dirty definitions...lol. I think that is why we found it so entertaining.


Posted by thesauce23 on Mar-06-2008 17:01:

the definitions for "SEEN" are hilarious

notice if u stretch it out, it has a different meaning, seeeen?

LOL


Posted by DaRoZa on Mar-06-2008 18:36:

my life's mission is to superman at least five women


Posted by capo tutti di on Mar-06-2008 18:42:

quote:
Originally posted by DaRoZa
my life's mission is to superman at least five women


pocket tissues my friend......pocket tissues


maybe we should start something, blowing your nose, then your load for extra adhesive action, and "green goblin, dat hoe".


I'm copyrighting that shit....stamped it


Posted by Abercrombie on Mar-06-2008 20:32:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...rm=pics+or+stfu

Yes folks, this term really originated right here!

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1. pics or stfu 74 up, 14 down

official answer to most threads on tranceaddict.com

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2. pics or stfu 40 up, 11 down

A demand to either post links to pics of a particular subject, or stop talking about it.

see also: pics and stfu

so I went to see my 6 year old cousin in Texas...
PICS OR STFU!

by Masakism Dec 27, 2003 email it
3. pics or stfu 5 up, 1 down

An internet slang representing the impeccable state of expression;
a. Pictures or Shut the f**k up
b. Alt. Pictures or don't even bother completing your conversation.

a. My wife just recovered from a lengthy breast implant operation; "Wife? - Pics or stfu!"


Posted by afterhrsgurl on Mar-06-2008 23:25:

quote:
Originally posted by exstasie
3. tranceaddict
omghi2u n00b! A |337 website where tiesto whores battle the pvd whores in a battle to see who has the biggest intarweb pen0r.

Example:
tranceaddicting is gay
by t3h nach0s Feb 24, 2005

LOL LOL


Posted by kotsy on Mar-07-2008 01:42:

been using this site for years. I remember one of the first words I looked up and we were laughed about it for hours. I can't find the exact definitions anymore, but here's a similar one

quote:

douche

a device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, gungey pussy

jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" she went into the toilet and got busy.


Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Mar-07-2008 02:37:

quote:
Originally posted by magikb
lol... nice!
This site is hilarious. One night we were on it at Chrodger's checking out the definitions of our names. It was quite entertaining while it lasted


Loving the definition of my name!!

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1. Lisa
43 up, 6 down


A very attractive kind of the female gender who has a sultry gaze and a great figure. Lisas are usually attracted to common types of carbohydrates and will devour them vigorously if let loose without caution. Extremely attractive.

Whoa! Look at that Lisa passing by!
tags hot carbs kevin attractive devour
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2. Lisa
37 up, 5 down


One of the most popular names for a newborn girl in 1970.
Most Lisas are hot.

"There were 3 hot girls named Lisa in my grade 7 gym class. I didn't know where to look."
tags lisa name 1970 lissa girl
by Cycle Vancouver, BC Feb 10, 2008 email it
3. lisa
43 up, 56 down


a very sexual fish, especially one who loves honey.

Damn,that Lisa is oddly slimey. I wonder why? I think she was Joannaing off in the heavily murky water.
tags joannaing slimey sexual honey fish
by Joanna Best London Nov 17, 2007 email it


Posted by Cro_Addict on Mar-07-2008 02:47:

hahaha my name...Robert... I AM THE MAN!!! YEAH!

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2. Robert
81 up, 35 down


Robert, a man's man with a very large penis who is an extremely generous lover

I mounted Robert last night... OMG he's hung like a horse an fucks like a stallion


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3. Robert
60 up, 40 down


(n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.

"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."


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4. Robert
40 up, 34 down


Is a very powerful name. Most CEO's are named Robert, which in return they are usualy wealthy. Parents that name thier child Robert expect them to be very succesful. It is usually seen as the first born son's name. A good match for Robert's are females named Brittany or Nishelle. The names Robert and Brittany together tend to create an everlasting love that will never end.

"CEO of the multi-billion dollar corporation is named Robert and his wife is named Brittany."


Posted by Abercrombie on Mar-07-2008 03:22:

I contributed two words to the dictionary of the years... up to you to guess, but searchable by my name.


Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Mar-07-2008 03:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Cro_Addict
hahaha my name...Robert... I AM THE MAN!!! YEAH!


I also found these for Robert:

quote:
3. Robert
60 up, 40 down


(n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.

"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."
tags robert porn clown interpol gaelic
by Amelia K-S Illinois Oct 6, 2007 email it


5. Robert
15 up, 10 down


Robert, noun, euphemistic term for a fake vagina; a form of sex toy designed to imitate a vagina, pleasure is achieved by penetration and continual thrusts into the device, a Robert.

"Jamiroquai has a Robert."
"Oh fuck, Jamiroquai's using his Robert again."
tags fake vagina robert euphemism sex toy toy
by R. T. Bone. Andy Feb 6, 2008 email it
6. Robert
9 up, 7 down


A tall man with a cleft chin and lisp who talks in his sleep.

Robert: Zzzzzzzz...nylor bloodsnore, me-me-me-me-me..zzzzzz... GET OFF! (slaps himself in the face)...zzzzzzzz...I took out the trash already, mom.......Zzzzzzzz...PISS ANT!
tags robert rob robbie roberto yankees
by Tim Jerome San Jose, CA Feb 17, 2008 email it
7. Robert
15 up, 21 down


To be a Robert, it means to be a "Carrot-Head"(i n chinese: Cai Tou) as in to be conned or cheated by people.

Oh well, you can go all out to be a Robert if you want.
tags robert chaichee rbg con cheated
by Gao Chaichee Jan 9, 2008 email it


Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Mar-07-2008 05:12:

Hey iant56, guess what I found when I looked up your name!!

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4. ian
4 up, 2 down


A ginger person who rapes children.

"Oh is that Ian around again"
"It's only Ian"
tags ian ginger cool children da best music lover sweet gentle
by Danny da best Bolton Mar 5, 2008 email it
5. Ian
34 up, 36 down


A cute little boy who frolics while licking a piece of wood.

Oh look at that cute pony barking like a DOG! He must be an Ian!
tags ian pony wood boy cute
by Aubry Armstrong Tucson, AZ Dec 25, 2007 email it
6. Ian
7 up, 22 down


The kind of a guy that does not mind if you shit on his chest or face. The guy that will dry hump your leg and leave a cum stain. The kind of guy that will fuck a monkey for fun.
That the definition of an Ian.

The definition of Ian
tags monkey shit hump cum stain
by Grey Goose St. Pual, MN Feb 4, 2008 email it
7. Ian
12 up, 28 down


Another name for a bum, anus or arsehole.

Hey Biggins, your Ian is hairy and smells of old cabbage. Alan, your Ian is tiny and smooth - can i snuggle up next to your Ian?
tags bum anus arse khyber harris
by Christopher Biggins The David Franks Hotel Feb 1, 2008 email it


You sound like a stellar dude!


Posted by iant56 on Mar-07-2008 05:15:

4. lisa
25 up, 67 down


a morbidly obese woman with a giant vagina that will eat your arm penis or head a lisa also has violent mood swings eats alot and does not excersize.

dude did u see that lisa my GOD


Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Mar-07-2008 05:19:

^^^ you're fired


Posted by I_Am_Vince on Mar-07-2008 05:29:

lol I would post my name up but all the definitions are basically a synonym for a person who commits party fouls. :P


Posted by afterhrsgurl on Mar-07-2008 22:15:

hahhaa i looked up my name and one of the definitions says:

Edina 94 up, 43 down
A city in the southwest part of Minneapolis that has a reputation as being "Stuck-up, rich, and snobby."
LOOOL wtf


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