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The secret to eternal life: gay sex & alcohol.
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Marathon hopeful, 101-year-old , training hard  ...Sprightly and bearded, he completed a half marathon at the weekend in five hours 13 minutes. The former Army physical training instructor works three days a week for a London plumbing firm and says he has trained for the April 13th race in his spare time. �I�ve said I�ll attempt it,� he told Reuters by telephone from his workplace at Pimlico Plumbers. �I haven�t said I�ll complete it. If I do make it, all the better. I hadn�t thought of doing it before but someone asked me and the money goes to charity so why not?� His sponsorship money will go to the Rhys Daniels Trust, which provides temporary accommodation for families of patients in specialist children�s hospitals. Martin, who had 17 children and returned to work at the age of 99 saying he was bored after two years of retirement, would beat the previous record for world�s oldest marathon runner by eight years. �If I finish, I�ll do what I always do and have a pint and a fag,� he said. �People ask what is my secret but I haven�t got one. They say fags and booze are bad for you�but I�m still here, aren�t I?� http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?sl...uters&type=lgns |
call me daft.... but "fag" means cigarette.
lol or maybe jenny knows that... and im just the dumb one.
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| Originally posted by MKpacha call me daft.... but "fag" means cigarette. lol or maybe jenny knows that... and im just the dumb one. |
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| Originally posted by MKpacha call me daft.... but "fag" means cigarette. |
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| Originally posted by MKpacha ... and im just the dumb one. |
Pffft, yeah, but you're pretty. You don't have to be smart when you're pretty. 
This thread is made of win! 
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| Originally posted by Ygrene This thread is made of win! |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Seriously. Well except for the played out fail pics. |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Seriously. Well except for the played out fail pics. |
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| Originally posted by me@t k@tie I know. I posted them right after your first post (because I also wasn't sure if you knew that fag meant cigarette) but by the time I actually posted, it was too late. Self-pwn. :/ |
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| Originally posted by PressPLay Psych 101 says you've got a jealous hater on your ass! |
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| Originally posted by MKpacha call me daft.... but "fag" means cigarette. lol or maybe jenny knows that... and im just the dumb one. |
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| Originally posted by FunkyCrew Jenny, you're wrong |
lol
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| Britain's oldest employee has told how he single-handedly fought off a gang of muggers. Buster Martin, 100, a van cleaner for Pimlico Plumbers, was walking to a bus stop in south London when three youths pounced on him from behind. Despite their best efforts to subdue him, the Second World War veteran launched a counterattack and sent them running empty-handed. He said: "They obviously thought I would be an easy touch because I'm old. But they soon found out I'm still a good fighter. "They just jumped on me and caught me unexpected. But they didn't realise how fast I would turn around on them. "I was confused and I was lashing out at them. How the helI I found the strength I don't know. I think it came from my temper. I don't lose it often but when I do it's not a pretty sight." The gang struck at around 10.30pm on Thursday as Mr Martin was leaving the Fox on the Hill pub in Denmark Hill. Their blows sent him crashing to the floor but he managed to spring back up and defend himself: "I hit one in the groin and I kicked another one. The foot I used had been operated on a week before for an in-growing toenail. They must have done a good job on it because it worked bloody well." The muggers eventually gave up and ran off leaving their victim with cuts to his head and bruised ribs. Mr Martin staggered to nearby King's College Hospital where he was kept in overnight. He reported for duty at Lambethbased Pimlico Plumbers' the next day but bosses refused to let him work. Managing director-Charlie Mullins said: "It's typical of Buster to carry on as usual. He couldn't see what all the fuss was about. But he needs to take it easy for the moment. "Had he been a weaker character it might have finished him off but Buster doesn't back down from anything. That's the kind of person he is." Born in France in 1906, Mr Martin was brought to England when he was three months old and went to an orphanage in Cornwall after his parents died. But he was thrown out at the age of 10 "for eating too much and growing too fast". He then travelled to London and found work running errands for stallholders at Brixton market. In 1920 he married and joined the Army. After leaving in 1955 he returned to the market. Mr Martin, who lives in sheltered accommodation in Lambeth Walk, has 17 children and fathered the first at 15. The man who celebrates his 101st birthday in September said: "As long as I still wake up in the morning, I will continue to work." |
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| Originally posted by Swamper link This guy rocks! |
wow this guy is hardcore ahhaaha...and he doesnt even look 100 years old...looks about 75-80
Loving the old man!!!
thrown out of an orphanage for keeping it the fuck real; a tradition he maintained throughout the rest of his life
AHAHA! awesome.
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