Sex Machine Bicycles; Do you want one?

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Posted by Cro_Addict on Mar-12-2008 00:10:

Sex Machine Bicycles; Do you want one?

YAY or NAY?

Posted by barbina on Mar-12-2008 00:12:

It'd be fucking hilarious to see.. but I don't know how to ride a bike

Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-12-2008 00:21:

I thought this was gonna be about bikes sans saddles.

Posted by Porky on Mar-12-2008 02:35:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I thought this was gonna be about bikes sans saddles.

zomg lol!

Posted by Ania_xox on Mar-12-2008 03:04:

UM

NAY!

LOL
WTF is wrong with the world today
That shit is f*cking scary to look at

Who comes up with these things honestly... I blame it on a lack of enforcing the joys of reading books at the junior/intermediate level

Posted by legendary_waz on Mar-12-2008 03:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
NAY!

Who comes up with these things honestly... I blame it on a lack of enforcing the joys of reading books at the junior/intermediate level

+1

Posted by loca on Mar-12-2008 04:35:

ABSOLUTELY!

If only for the pure shock value!

Posted by Yohan on Mar-12-2008 04:36:

This would only be awesome if it had a real chick on the bike.

Otherwise, FAIL

Posted by Dr. DAS on Mar-12-2008 14:05:

I'll need one with pigtails for handlebars.

Posted by NuERA on Mar-12-2008 14:18:

At first glance, I thought you peddled to make the girl move back and forth.

Posted by Abercrombie on Mar-12-2008 15:56:

quote:

Man admits to sex with bike
| October 27, 2007 | upi

EDINBURGH, Scotland (UPI) � A man who admitted having sex with a bicycle in a Scottish hotel has been placed on the sex offenders' register for breach of the peace.

Robert Stewart admitted to the crime Friday in Ayr Sheriff Court and is to be sentenced next month, Britain's Telegraph reported Saturday.

Stewart was discovered last October by two maids who entered to clean his room during a stay at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, Scotland.

The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex, a sheriff's spokesman told the court. The shocked witnesses told the hotel manager who told the police.

Stewart, according to the Telegraph, is not the first person convicted of sex with an inanimate object. In 1993, Kar Watkins, an electrician, was arrested for having sex with pavements in Redditch, England.

Posted by ItalianPoiSon on Mar-12-2008 16:23:

its like that episode of south park.....

Posted by rabbitjoker on Mar-12-2008 16:25:

Nope.

Posted by Jben on Mar-12-2008 16:33:

quote:
Originally posted by ItalianPoiSon
its like that episode of south park.....

Lol

That bikes creepy, no danke

Posted by RobotHouse on Mar-12-2008 18:28:

i thought this thread was about a sex machine that was powered by you riding a stationary bike

damn

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252

Posted by jsibilin on Mar-14-2008 01:43:

I hope they make a CANASIAN version... Half Canadian and half Asian for me. Plus the seat should be a penis.

Posted by darouge11 on Mar-14-2008 03:08:

quote:
Originally posted by jsibilin
I hope they make a CANASIAN version... Half Canadian and half Asian for me. Plus the seat should be a penis.

yah so u can sit on the cock ey

Posted by jchung52 on Mar-14-2008 03:10:

quote:
Originally posted by darouge11
yah so u can sit on the cock ey

lol

Posted by Ania_xox on Mar-14-2008 03:17:

quote:
Originally posted by jchung52
lol

off topic

Jchung... you look like an asian Peter Pan

Posted by smuncky on Mar-14-2008 03:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
off topic

Jchung... you look like an asian Peter Pan

lolololol! where the hell did that come from.

ps. i see it too now that u mention it.