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Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-14-2008 14:15:

It's Friday, let's talk about something XXX-rated.

Guys: would you, or have you, ever put a finger in your ass while jerking off to make yourself cum faster?

Girls: would you, or have you, ever put a finger in your bf's ass while jerking him off/blowing him to make him cum faster?



I have to go shower now, you guys get things started. Don't be shy now!


Posted by activate on Mar-14-2008 14:20:

finger, no.

gerbil, yes.


Posted by CAKE on Mar-14-2008 14:23:

quote:
Originally posted by activate
finger, no.

gerbil, yes.


LoL


Posted by capo tutti di on Mar-14-2008 14:24:

No Finger.

I had my salad tossed by a poodle once when I was mounting a chick. I was Victimized.

Still fucks with me to this day...no sex without sheets anymore...true story


Posted by ChemEnhanced on Mar-14-2008 14:26:


Posted by preppie chick on Mar-14-2008 14:30:

xxx = kisskisskiss?? lol


Posted by NuERA on Mar-14-2008 14:32:

what is this? tribe?


Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-14-2008 14:41:

Re: It's Friday, let's talk about something XXX-rated.

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I have to go shower now, you guys get things started. Don't be shy now!



^^


quote:
Originally posted by activate
finger, no.

gerbil, yes.


One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.


Posted by capo tutti di on Mar-14-2008 14:45:

Re: Re: It's Friday, let's talk about something XXX-rated.

quote:
Originally posted by Jem_hadar
^^




One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.



^^^^ YOUR SUCH A LIAR!!!



















LOL


Posted by CAKE on Mar-14-2008 14:48:

Butt Secks ?


Posted by Skipper on Mar-14-2008 15:20:

quote:
Originally posted by NuERA
what is this? tribe?


ahaha


Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-14-2008 15:32:

quote:
Originally posted by NuERA
what is this? tribe?



No, it's Friday. Pay attention, dummy. Tribe. Pffft.



quote:
Originally posted by capo tutti di
^^^^ YOUR SUCH A LIAR!!!






LOL




Mallrats.


Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-14-2008 16:00:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Mallrats.




Respect.


Posted by jsibilin on Mar-14-2008 16:10:

Re: It's Friday, let's talk about something XXX-rated.

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Guys: would you, or have you, ever put a finger in your ass while jerking off to make yourself cum faster?

Girls: would you, or have you, ever put a finger in your bf's ass while jerking him off/blowing him to make him cum faster?



I have to go shower now, you guys get things started. Don't be shy now!



this is what's called the prostate orgasm.. extremely pleasurable.. but only enjoyed when someone else does it... I haven't tried this.. ANYONE wanna put their index up my bum! ???


Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-14-2008 16:16:

Re: Re: It's Friday, let's talk about something XXX-rated.

quote:
Originally posted by jsibilin
this is what's called the prostate orgasm.. extremely pleasurable.. but only enjoyed when someone else does it... I haven't tried this.. ANYONE wanna put their index up my bum! ???


I don't think there's room... what, with your head being in there and all.


Posted by jsibilin on Mar-14-2008 16:22:

Re: Re: Re: It's Friday, let's talk about something XXX-rated.

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I don't think there's room... what, with your head being in there and all.


good one,, well, i will remove my head from my ass..,. can u remove the gerbil from ur ass?? or do u need my help?


Posted by Gen3r4l1ty on Mar-14-2008 16:27:


obligatory.


Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-14-2008 16:35:

Re: Re: Re: Re: It's Friday, let's talk about something XXX-rated.

quote:
Originally posted by jsibilin
good one,, well, i will remove my head from my ass..,. can u remove the gerbil from ur ass?? or do u need my help?


What are you, some kind of amature? I tied a string to his leg (pro-tip).


Posted by jsibilin on Mar-14-2008 16:40:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: It's Friday, let's talk about something XXX-rated.

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
What are you, some kind of amature? I tied a string to his leg (pro-tip).


HAHAHAHAA, so u have a string attached to your leg so the gerbil doesn't run away.. do u find it hard packing that little guy way up there??

i guess you could call me a amature ? a amature of what,, i dunno..


Posted by MarkT on Mar-14-2008 16:42:

oooooh, a finger in teh butt. you str8 folk are SO kinky, lol

Mo'nique does a fucking hillarious bit in a standup routine, at one point describing for women how they can carefully get to finger their man's butt while having sex without him freaking out.

The DVD is called Queens of Comedy...highly recommended if you're into that type of humour:


Posted by Moral Hazard on Mar-14-2008 16:49:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: It's Friday, let's talk about something XXX-rated.

quote:
Originally posted by jsibilin
HAHAHAHAA, so u have a string attached to your leg so the gerbil doesn't run away.. do u find it hard packing that little guy way up there??

i guess you could call me a amature ? a amature of what,, i dunno..


HIS leg you idiot, learn to read. Apparently, you haven't managed to extricate your head yet.


Posted by FunkyCrew on Mar-14-2008 16:53:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: It's Friday, let's talk about something XXX-rated.

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
HIS leg you idiot, learn to read. Apparently, you haven't managed to extricate your head yet.



Posted by Cosmic Fur on Mar-14-2008 16:55:

Its* leg.


Posted by Swamper on Mar-14-2008 17:12:

haha... I wouldn't want to use Jenny's keyboard


Posted by jsibilin on Mar-14-2008 17:15:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: It's Friday, let's talk about something XXX-rated.

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
HIS leg you idiot, learn to read. Apparently, you haven't managed to extricate your head yet.


sorry oh, soo sorry,, my deepest sympathy goes out to u.. .. u said tied a string to his leg (pro-tip).... which really makes no sense to me,, what i interpreted it as some sorta gerbil leash


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