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Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Mar-19-2008 04:37:

suicide by terminator!!

australian geriatrics: hard as fuck.

quote:

AN 81-year-old man has shot himself dead with an elaborate suicide robot built using plans downloaded from the internet.

The Gold Coast man, who lived alone, left notes of his plans and thoughts as he struggled to come to terms with demands by interstate relatives that he move out his home and into care.

He spent hours searching the internet for a way to kill himself, downloaded what he needed and then built a complex machine that would remotely fire a gun.

He set the device up in his driveway about 7am yesterday, placed himself in front of it and set it in motion.

His notes explained that he chose the driveway as he knew there were tradesmen working next door who would find his body. The plan worked as the workmen heard the gunshots and ran to investigate.

The machine was attached to a .22 semi-automatic pistol loaded with four bullets.

It was able to fire multiple shots into the man's head after he activated it.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23401010-2,00.html

Posted by wizniz on Mar-19-2008 04:38:

Posted by Lilith on Mar-19-2008 04:40:

...points for creativity I suppose.

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-19-2008 04:40:

only in australia

Posted by UmmiE on Mar-19-2008 04:42:

Posted by Yohan on Mar-19-2008 04:43:

Wasn't there a story about a Michigan who killed himself on a guillotine he built by himself?

Posted by kadomony on Mar-19-2008 04:47:

an heros.

always win.

Posted by Yan on Mar-19-2008 04:48:

BOOM. HEADSHOT.

The Bot wins. HAX! Boot him off the server.

Posted by wizniz on Mar-19-2008 05:08:

salute the an heroes

this one maed it faaaarrr

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-19-2008 05:51:

Haha fucking awesome! Go Queensland!

Posted by Lira on Mar-19-2008 06:06:

Bloody Hell!

Posted by mezzir on Mar-19-2008 06:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
BOOM. HEADSHOT.

The Bot wins. HAX! Boot him off the server.

fuck i lol'ed

Posted by Rinster on Mar-19-2008 07:07:

he could have saved time and shot himself in the head instead of the robot.

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-19-2008 07:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Rinster
he could have saved time and shot himself in the head instead of the robot.

Sure, but hey...Why not do ONE LAST interesting thing before you die? Like building a machine that will top you?

Posted by Rinster on Mar-19-2008 07:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Sure, but hey...Why not do ONE LAST interesting thing before you die? Like building a machine that will top you?

why not shag a 18 year old instead?

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-19-2008 07:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Rinster
why not shag a 18 year old instead?

Because, he's 81. And probably not wealthy, if his kids were trying to ship him off to an old folks home.

Posted by Rinster on Mar-19-2008 07:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Because, he's 81. And probably not wealthy, if his kids were trying to ship him off to an old folks home.

if i was 81 and wanted to kill myself, then the last thing i would do is fuck an 18 year old before i die. at least you can say you died young.

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-19-2008 07:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Rinster
if i was 81 and wanted to kill myself, then the last thing i would do is fuck an 18 year old before i die. at least you can say you died young.

The last thing you would do? Or the first thing?

And, you'd still be old, so that's a no-go on the "dying young" aspect.

Posted by Rinster on Mar-19-2008 07:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
The last thing you would do? Or the first thing?

And, you'd still be old, so that's a no-go on the "dying young" aspect.

you know what i mean. fucking a young pussy before you know you will die.. hmm

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-19-2008 07:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Rinster
you know what i mean. fucking a young pussy before you know you will die.. hmm

BUT THE GUY BUILT A TERMINATOR!

Posted by Rinster on Mar-19-2008 07:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
BUT THE GUY BUILT A TERMINATOR!

he should have build a 10inch black c*ck on it.

then at least we could have luaghed at the article.

"81 year old shot in the head by a home built Terminator, then fucked in the ass by a 10inch black c*ck that got shot straight up his pooper. lol double head shot".

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-19-2008 07:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Rinster
he should have build a 10inch black c*ck on it.

then at least we could have luaghed at the article.

"81 year old shot in the head by a home built Terminator, then fucked in the ass by a 10inch black c*ck that got shot straight up his pooper. lol double head shot".

Yeah.

You freak.

Posted by idoru on Mar-19-2008 07:33:

Posted by Rinster on Mar-19-2008 07:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Yeah.

You freak.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Mar-19-2008 10:38:

cool

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