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Posted by r5a on Mar-31-2008 03:44:

Splooge catching techniques

So I was having a conversation with some friends, went a little like this;

I'm nick in this conversation.

quote:
Walt says (11:38 PM):
i never used a pillow, i did whack off onto my comforter though
Nick says (11:38 PM):
hahahaa
Walt says (11:39 PM):
but i only did it like..a few time
Walt says (11:39 PM):
s
Nick says (11:39 PM):
explain
Walt says (11:39 PM):
as i realized its grosse to have a comforter that has been jizzed on
Nick says (11:39 PM):
whack off onto your comforter?
Nick says (11:39 PM):
you were liek chillin on your bed lettin loose
Nick says (11:39 PM):
and you splooged onto your comforter
Nick says (11:39 PM):
and your like
Nick says (11:39 PM):
k im going to bed
Nick says (11:39 PM):
?
Walt says (11:39 PM):
pretty much

Which lead to some interesting conversation about using socks, kleenx to catch your splooge... My views go like this;

kleenx = cool but yeah you get fuckin klneex stuck to the tip of your dick and you need to put your dick in the sink, kinda awesome. unless your pro with the aiming. (not usually)

hand = qunech the tip of your dick before climax and it stops jizz from flying everywhere so you run to the bathroom and release.

towel = man i wash myself with that, no towels for me.

socks = shit is painful man, you get some nasty burns on your dick and like wtf, after your done its like oh shit, your down a sock. kinda wasteful.

let loose method = very annoying and pain in the ass to cleanup

Anyone else have any other techniques they want to share?

Posted by idoru on Mar-31-2008 03:47:

http://cumkleen.com

The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Posted by r5a on Mar-31-2008 03:48:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
http://cumkleen.com
fuck paying for my wanking habits, i'll be poor as fuck.

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-31-2008 03:52:

she can clean it off herself how ever she feels fit.

Posted by Direct on Mar-31-2008 03:56:

if you time it right, stroke down during the climax. The splooge with shoot far up to 8 feet.

Posted by RJT on Mar-31-2008 03:57:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
she can clean it off herself how ever she feels fit.

Well played.

Posted by JD8180 on Mar-31-2008 03:58:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
she can clean it off herself how ever she feels fit.

that's how people get mono

Posted by idoru on Mar-31-2008 04:20:

quote:
Originally posted by JD8180
that's how people get mono

Is that a fucking meme now?

Posted by shapes on Mar-31-2008 04:23:

quote:
Originally posted by JD8180
that's how people get mono

Mono IS spread by semen. Googled it.

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-31-2008 04:26:

haha splooge.

Cum not swallowed is cum wasted.

Posted by idoru on Mar-31-2008 04:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
haha splooge.

Cum not swallowed is cum wasted.

Marry me?

Posted by Audious on Mar-31-2008 04:47:

Haha, penis.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Mar-31-2008 04:52:

i find 5 year olds catch "splooge" rather well.

Posted by jonze on Mar-31-2008 05:38:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Marry me?

you have to fill out an application with her. it's a long process

Posted by idoru on Mar-31-2008 05:42:

quote:
Originally posted by jonze
you have to fill out an application with her. it's a long process

Submitted my application a long time ago, actually.

Posted by Desert_Storm on Mar-31-2008 05:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
haha splooge.

Cum not swallowed is cum wasted.

Oh! -pelvicthrust-

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-31-2008 06:07:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
i find 5 year olds catch "splooge" rather well.

Do you now?

Posted by idoru on Mar-31-2008 06:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Do you now?

Wow, I totally missed his comment. I... yeah...

Posted by Domesticated on Mar-31-2008 07:06:

Re: Splooge catching techniques

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
kleenx = cool but yeah you get fuckin klneex stuck to the tip of your dick and you need to put your dick in the sink, kinda awesome. unless your pro with the aiming. (not usually)

WRONG.

It's like using paper towel to de-grease a home made pizza when it comes out of the oven. Apply too much pressure and it will stick, whereas a well trained hand with a lighter touch will not run into such problems.

Wanking n00b.

Posted by Darkarbiter on Mar-31-2008 07:14:

Re: Re: Splooge catching techniques

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
WRONG.

It's like using paper towel to de-grease a home made pizza when it comes out of the oven. Apply too much pressure and it will stick, whereas a well trained hand with a lighter touch will not run into such problems.

Wanking n00b.

Video tutorial?

Posted by Cloudburst on Mar-31-2008 08:16:

Just use your hand ffs, it's easier to lick ut up later.

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-31-2008 15:01:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Well played.

quote:
Originally posted by JD8180
that's how people get mono

that's what she said.

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Is that a fucking meme now?

lol, oh mono

quote:
Originally posted by shapes
Mono IS spread by semen. Googled it.

WAIT

WAITWAITWAIT

YOU MEAN I CAN SHOOT MY SPERM AND GIVE SOMEONE MONO??

I'VE GOT A FUCKING WEAPON HERE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*pew pew*

*SPLAT* awww, i'll go give you a towel....and a cough drop

Posted by JD8180 on Mar-31-2008 20:35:

maybe you can register your penis as a deadly weapon

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-31-2008 20:59:

quote:
Originally posted by JD8180
maybe you can register your penis as a deadly weapon

Posted by jdat on Mar-31-2008 21:25:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills

wmd found !

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