Google is teaming up with Virgle for the human colonization of Mars

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Posted by digitalEyes on Apr-01-2008 17:15:

Google is teaming up with Virgle for the human colonization of Mars

Virgle Pioneer

No fucking way. And you can fill out an application questionaire to become a volunteer!

Posted by XaNaX on Apr-01-2008 17:17:

lol not paying attention to the calendar today I see

Posted by leph555 on Apr-01-2008 17:19:

ha-ha

Posted by Lira on Apr-01-2008 17:20:

Re: Google is teaming up with Virgle for the human colonization of Mars

Bastards told me I was too normal to go to space. How can I be considered "too normal"? I like pubic hair and happy hardcore, for Christ's sake!

Posted by digitalEyes on Apr-01-2008 17:40:

quote:
Originally posted by XaNaX
lol not paying attention to the calendar today I see

I think nothing more needs to be said than simply:

Posted by Palladium on Apr-01-2008 18:20:

i'm sure mojados will jump over there illegally pretty soon

la migra espacial!!!

Posted by aNYthing on Apr-01-2008 18:22:

yeah, google will most certainly sink billions into an initiative that will result in zero revenues for the shareholders. I actually bought a piece of land size of Australia from their realty branch for only 1000 - though its in the middle of pacific ocean. They were selling one of the toll booths on verizzano bridge but I didn't have the $5k asking price.

Posted by bas on Apr-01-2008 18:25:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
yeah, google will most certainly sink billions into an initiative that will result in zero revenues for the shareholders. I actually bought a piece of land size of Australia from their realty branch for only 1000 - though its in the middle of pacific ocean. They were selling one of the toll booths on verizzano bridge but I didn't have the $5k asking price.
Okay.

Posted by leph555 on Apr-01-2008 18:27:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Okay.

.yakO

Posted by kadomony on Apr-01-2008 18:31:

Posted by Palladium on Apr-01-2008 18:34:

HELLOOOOOO NUUURSEEE!!!

Posted by sweds00 on Apr-01-2008 18:36:

What?

Posted by Neon Sky on Apr-01-2008 18:44:

Posted by digitalEyes on Apr-01-2008 18:50:

^^^

fail.

Posted by r5a on Apr-01-2008 18:59:

quote:
Congratulations -- you are ideally suited to be a Virgle Pioneer; so ideally so, in fact, that one wonders why you aren't already living on a remote South Pacific island, serving as a biosphere test subject, washing dishes at a North Pole research station during the depths of winter or writing a highly intelligent, articulate political blog. At any rate, we want you for one of our upcoming Virgle launches. You'll love it -- the pay is great, the view from the spaceport should be spectacular, and we're told that algae and spirulina actually start to taste good after the hundredth consecutive day. Anyway, if you want to give Virgle a try, you can submit your video here.

fuckk i dont have a video or a webcam, im gonna submit a rick roll.

Posted by aNYthing on Apr-01-2008 19:43:

Oh well, at least I got a pretty good deal on an Intel Core2 Extreme QX9775 Yorkfield 3.2GHz 12MB L2 Cache LGA 771 150W Quad-Core Processor. Sells for about $1500 - I got it for $400, including shipping. One goes on ebay and one goes into my new mobo.

if you're hardcore gamer or using your system for music - this is insanely good deal.

http://www.techbargains.com/news_displayItem.cfm/117176

Also good if you wanna make few bux - as they easily sell for $1300 on ebay.

Cheers and don't say I never did nuttin for ya.

Posted by r5a on Apr-02-2008 05:48:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
Oh well, at least I got a pretty good deal on an Intel Core2 Extreme QX9775 Yorkfield 3.2GHz 12MB L2 Cache LGA 771 150W Quad-Core Processor. Sells for about $1500 - I got it for $400, including shipping. One goes on ebay and one goes into my new mobo.

if you're hardcore gamer or using your system for music - this is insanely good deal.

http://www.techbargains.com/news_displayItem.cfm/117176

Also good if you wanna make few bux - as they easily sell for $1300 on ebay.

Cheers and don't say I never did nuttin for ya.
AWESOME!

Posted by _Nut_ on Apr-02-2008 06:01:

I take it not many people have seen the shenanigans that google has been up to today?

I am a fan of http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gday/press.html

quote:

Looking ahead: Google announces technology that searches tomorrow's web, today

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA, 1 April 2008 - Google Australia today announced the launch of gDay�, a new beta search technology that will search web pages 24 hours before they are created.

'Using a system called MATE (Machine Automated Temporal Extrapolation)' lol

Oh and one more edit....
http://www.google.com/virgle/error.html

quote:
oh, all right. Fine. April Fool's. Ha, ha, ha. It isn't real. There. Are you happy? Does it please you to drag us out of our lovely little fantasy world, to crush all our hopes and dreams? Is that really what you need to hear? Fine, you've heard it. Virgle isn't real.

Sorry to crush your dreams?