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Posted by leph555 on Apr-03-2008 18:34:

Anti-gravity Porn

PORN VALLEY, April 1, 2008 - YouPorn announces $10 million prize money to be given to the first amateur porn video made in space. Following the success of the Ansari X PRIZE which offered $10 million to the first organization to launch a private spacecraft into space, the YouPorn team has been gnawing on the possibilities available to the anti-gravitational sphere: Unprecedented sex positions, job opportunities, pioneering space sex... the unending potential has prompted YouPorn to unveil the XXX PRIZE.

Mirroring the Ansari X PRIZE, YouPorn will award the first individual or group who successfully creates the first porn video in outer space with $10 million of prize money. The prize money serves as gratitude for taking the first step towards inter-galactic porn, creating new vistas towards this unexplored golden niche, such as future researches in human sexuality in conjunction with weightlessness.

"We are very excited in being the pioneering cause to space porn," commented YouPorn's CEO, Dave, excitedly. "Probing into this virgin territory, think Air 69, Matrix-style cum shots, space porn stars, space suit fetish, suspended sex... 'The Orbital Maneuver' will no longer be confined to space pilot textbooks. We will create a new chapter in porn history!"

When asked about the logistics of getting to space, Dave was confident that it wouldn't be a problem. He cites the boom in space tourism in recent years. As of November 2007, a space tourism company has pre-sold nearly 200 seats for their space tourism flights, each seat costing $200,000 (link). "Space flights will definitely be much more affordable in the coming years" he asserts confidently.

The winning video will be made available on YouPorn for free. YouPorn executives are confident that the video will easily be the most viewed porn video on the Internet.

Source: YouPorn

Posted by kadomony on Apr-03-2008 18:40:

i love me some space porn

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Apr-03-2008 18:40:

I'd love to see a gravity free porn with the uber squirting power of Sitheria

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Apr-03-2008 18:41:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
squirting

/vomits

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Apr-03-2008 18:42:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
/vomits

Really? I guess I'm the only deranged one here.

Posted by Minhaj on Apr-03-2008 18:44:

where did YouPorn get all that money?
and will Dakota Fanning be on that ship as well?

Posted by UmmiE on Apr-03-2008 18:45:

Imagine all the cool moves you could do in space

Posted by kadomony on Apr-03-2008 18:48:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
Really? I guess I'm the only deranged one here.

youuuure not the only one!

cytherea ftw

Posted by mezzir on Apr-03-2008 18:52:

agreed

also, i would definitely like to see a money shot delivered from across the room sometime
like, girl on one end guy on the other, and the camera pans as the jizz shoots across the room
that would be fucking epic

Posted by Gen3r4l1ty on Apr-03-2008 18:52:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
/vomits

Well... I guess thats kinda hot too... if thats your thing...

Posted by KilldaDJ on Apr-03-2008 18:55:

how bizarre lol

Posted by jupiterone on Apr-03-2008 19:07:

don't really need to go to space to win this

Posted by iammesol on Apr-03-2008 19:14:

This brings the word cumshot to a whole new level.

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Apr-03-2008 19:32:

Posted by Ghost Raver on Apr-03-2008 19:34:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
youuuure not the only one!

cytherea ftw

+111

Posted by nchs09 on Apr-03-2008 19:36:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit

The kid would probably come out like the blob

Posted by Import on Apr-03-2008 19:36:

April 1st...

?

Posted by jupiterone on Apr-03-2008 19:43:

Posted by nchs09 on Apr-03-2008 19:45:

quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone

hahaha poor cat must of been FREAKING OUT

Posted by silene on Apr-03-2008 20:23:

Zero-g bukkake!!!

Posted by mezzir on Apr-03-2008 20:51:

quote:
Originally posted by silene
Zero-g bukkake!!!

haha
if you don't have good aim it'd go flying past the chick at another one of the dudes

Posted by Gauss on Apr-03-2008 21:09:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
/vomits

Why?

Posted by tubularbills on Apr-03-2008 21:31:

lol that'd be fun to try

Posted by THE_Chris on Apr-03-2008 21:32:

quote:
Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
I'd love to see a gravity free porn with the uber squirting power of Sitheria

Now that would be something to behold.

Cytherea FTW!

Posted by wotyzoid on Apr-03-2008 22:21:

things can get ugly..

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