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-- Human souvlaki found stuck naked in a tree........and then it gets really weird...
Human souvlaki found stuck naked in a tree........and then it gets really weird...
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Naked man impaled on pole, claims robbery By Chris Wattie, National Post Parents dropping off their children at an east-end school today found a naked man who had somehow impaled himself on a metal pole on school grounds. Rescue workers had to cut the two-metre long stake, which was being used as a support for a small tree, and rush the man to hospital with part of the metal pole still protruding from his lower body. Sergeant Roger Marchack, of Toronto police, said the man went into surgery to remove the remaining piece of metal. His injuries were serious but not life-threatening, he said. Sgt. Marchack would not give the man's name, but said he was in his 40s and had been impaled through his buttocks. "It was in the rectal area," he said. While he was being cut free, the man told officers at the scene that he had been chased by three thieves into the playground behind Roywood Public School, near York Mills and Victoria Park, and climbed up the tree to escape. He then fell and landed on a steel support pole, impaling himself. Sgt. Marchack said officers combed the school grounds and spoke to homeowners in the area, but found no evidence of the robbers. "We're waiting to interview him further," he said. "There are some points from his first interview we want to clarify." The tree the man was climbing at the time he was impaled is little more than a sapling and there are a number of much larger trees just a few metres away. The small tree is however located near the window into the daycare centre which is attached to the school. There were no students on the grounds this morning as the school was closed for a PA day, but the daycare was briefly placed under lockdown as a precaution while police searched the neighbourhood for possible suspects. |
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| Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* |
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| Originally posted by Jben huh, me not understand. |
Yeah, ive never actually seen a picture of him, i need to pick up a book
I guess the guy had trouble getting off...
/let the euphemisms begin!
sounds like my thursday night in miami last week.
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| Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* I was wondering who would get it... Vlad the Imapler |
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| Impalement was Ţepeş's preferred method of torture and execution. His method of torture was a horse attached to each of the victim's legs as a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body. The end of the stake was usually oiled, and care was taken that the stake not be too sharp; else the victim might die too rapidly from shock. Normally the stake was inserted into the body through the anus and was often forced through the body until it emerged from the mouth. However, there were many instances where victims were impaled through other bodily orifices or through the abdomen or chest. Infants were sometimes impaled on the stake forced through their mother's chests. The records indicate that victims were sometimes impaled so that they hung upside down on the stake.[16] |
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| Originally posted by Cro_Addict |
which do you think would be more likely the best route to impale if one wanted the stake to come out through the mouth? annus or vagina?
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| Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* He was the inspiration for Dracula |
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| Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* He was the inspiration for Dracula |
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| Originally posted by Abercrombie I guess the guy had trouble getting off... /let the euphemisms begin! |
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| Originally posted by Jem_hadar which do you think would be more likely the best route to impale if one wanted the stake to come out through the mouth? annus or vagina? |
i thought this thread had something to do with me for a second.
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| Originally posted by dj_souvlaki i thought this thread had something to do with me for a second. |
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| Originally posted by dj_souvlaki i thought this thread had something to do with me for a second. |
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| Originally posted by DigiNut Apparently the stakes got too high for him. |
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