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Strippers that remind you of fond childhood memories

SOOOOOOOO....

over the past month, I have become reacquainted with one of my childhood friends through facebook. I'd known her since kindergarten and into high school, where we had a falling out due to a number of disagreements I had with her boyfriend at the time.

We've only talked through Instant Message and phone up to now, and last week she told me she was a stripper. Tomorrow she's asked me to come pick her up and have ourselves lunch, to which I've obliged.

Now, thinking through, I normally wouldn't want to associate myself with a stripper as a friend or personal savior, but she sounds fairly depressed and she was someone I grew up with.

Now the question is: Do friends of strippers get discounts for lapdances?

you would get some discount if you were friend of the pimp, instead, you are friend of the bitch.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit Now the question is: Do friends of strippers get discounts for lapdances?

I would guess so.

I dunno. I've known strippers, but I've never requested lapdances from them...

And why would you care about associating with a stripper simply as a friend?

strippers are people too

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit Now the question is: Do friends of strippers get discounts for lapdances?

I'd think she would expect you to tip more if she gives you a discount.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I would guess so. I dunno. I've known strippers, but I've never requested lapdances from them... And why would you care about associating with a stripper simply as a friend?

Yeah I'm not understanding this either. . . why wouldn't you be friends with this girl? Your shit doesn't stink? Are you that much better?

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Originally posted by jdat strippers are people too

Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate behind closed doors.

inb4australiangqhaetstrippers

dude, you're thinking of the tiny picture here...What kind of friends do strippers have?????///



Now you buy her lunch and cheer her up as an investment, an investment into her skanky stripper friends!

post pictures of said stripper

You know what I always find hilarious... Every time I have heard a guy bragging about dating a stripper, she has been an absolute mole.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous inb4australiangqhaetstrippers

This forum never disappoints.

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pics or stfu?

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit [Now, thinking through, I normally wouldn't want to associate myself with a stripper as a friend or personal savior,

dont be jealous that she makes more in a week than u make in a year.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit Now the question is: Do friends of strippers get discounts for lapdances?

Maybe instead of a discount, you get a more deluxe version of a lapdance. Like, a fuck or something.

all the money strippers make from lapdances goes straight to their pocket.. so keep that in mind.. if she really is a good friend hten.....

Stop being such a sally and fuck her, she's obviously in a weakend state. She takes her clothes off for money buy her a happy meal or something take her to your house and throw pennys at her.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit SOOOOOOOO.... over the past month, I have become reacquainted with one of my childhood friends through facebook. I'd known her since kindergarten and into high school, where we had a falling out due to a number of disagreements I had with her boyfriend at the time. We've only talked through Instant Message and phone up to now, and last week she told me she was a stripper. Tomorrow she's asked me to come pick her up and have ourselves lunch, to which I've obliged. Now, thinking through, I normally wouldn't want to associate myself with a stripper as a friend or personal savior, but she sounds fairly depressed and she was someone I grew up with. Now the question is: Do friends of strippers get discounts for lapdances?

Can I take a punt at something here:

1. You have always wanted to nail her.
2. She has never wanted to be anything more than friends.
3. You thought you were getting back in before you knew she is a stripper.
4. When you found out she was a stripper you thought "awww loads of people must like her... I've got no chance".
5. You then liked her less essentially because you know think you won't get in there, and it's nothing to do with her job really.

Also what is a "personal saviour"?

friends don't charge friends for lap dances

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Originally posted by heathen friends don't charge friends for lap dances

I was in night school for one semester a couple years ago and really got to talking with this girl.
I thought she was cute and all but being the wuss that I am nothing ever came out of it.

Near the end of the semester she comes out and tells me how she was attracted to me, liked me a lot etc but thought I was too good for her and never would have wanted her etc etc


Fast forward several months we're talking online and she tells me she is now a stripper. I honestly wanted to see her, felt like I missed her plenty. I wanted to see her after that discussion and I think she did too .... nothing ever came of it. Had a falling out, kinda stopped talking.

One can only imagine that she for sure has herpes and aids now.

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Originally posted by jdat One can only imagine that she for sure has herpes and aids now.

Yeah most likely. Slut.

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Originally posted by jdat I was in night school for one semester a couple years ago and really got to talking with this girl. I thought she was cute and all but being the wuss that I am nothing ever came out of it. Near the end of the semester she comes out and tells me how she was attracted to me, liked me a lot etc but thought I was too good for her and never would have wanted her etc etc Fast forward several months we're talking online and she tells me she is now a stripper. I honestly wanted to see her, felt like I missed her plenty. I wanted to see her after that discussion and I think she did too .... nothing ever came of it. Had a falling out, kinda stopped talking. One can only imagine that she for sure has herpes and aids now.

..but did she have nice tits?

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Originally posted by bas Yeah most likely. Slut.

ya you would know.... slut

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Originally posted by chach Stop being such a sally and fuck her, she's obviously in a weakend state. She takes her clothes off for money buy her a happy meal or something take her to your house and throw pennys at her.

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