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The scatologic shoulder sac

I was doing my grocery shopping yesterday, waiting for my turn at the checkout. An average 30-something gal, much like The Annex type, polite and personable stood ahead of me. When it came time for her to pay, she takes out her purse from the shopping cart's kiddy seat and rests it on the little purse plateau next to the debit card reader. She opened it to take out her wallet to pay and HOLY $%^$#@! I had to step back two feet until I bumped into the shopping cart of the nearly equally surprized fatherly senior citizen behind me. Now this was a fairly new looking purse/handbad with a touch of hispanic embroidered decor and leather bangles, but daaaaaaaaaayum, what's that funky smell???? I could not describe it at the time, but reminiscing upon it it may have been a combination of yoga tights, bear spray, spilled lotion, used kleenex... ok maybe I'm guessing, but it was really horrible.

I recall a childhood memory where I recall the smell of doublemint gum from my mom's purse, and occasionally blended with that summery smell of coconut hawaiian tropic suntan oil. It wasn't that bad.

What's in your purse?

I carry no purse.

IT'S EUROPEAN!

Hmmm... I have my phone + charger, usually a book or two, an umbrella, house keys, wallet, bandaids (just in case), probably about 20 lighters, one of those scented car mirror hangers (coconut) which I put in my bag lol...

There's probably other stuff but I don't have it next to me right now. I'll have to have a look later lol

1 credit card
1 debit card
1 ID
1 driving permit
5080 rupees
no smell

and thats all

What's NOT in my purse?

Probably money.

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* What's NOT in my purse? Probably money.

Thats not what he asked.
Stay on topic please.

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Originally posted by TranceGrooves Thats not what he asked. Stay on topic please.

Go to hell

j/k I love you mmmmuah

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* Go to hell j/k I love you mmmmuah

Hell doesn't want me because devil is afraid i will take over.

ipod
chapstick
wallet
keys
asthma puffer
book
nail file
candy

TOO MUCH....

Keys
hand sanitizer
mints
umbrella
lighter (I dont know whose, I dont smoke)
Coupon for free angus burger
lip balm
work badge
pens
cell
wallet - start new thread called 'whats in your wallet'
MP3 Player
USB charger thingy for MP3 player
hair ties
hair clips
bandaid
advil
candy wrapper - mini eggs
One of those pieces of cardboard papers that has perfume sprayed on it that sears people shove in your face (my bag smells a little bit like it now)
calculator
sunglasses
case for glasses
necklace
bottle of water
reciept from future shop
nail file

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY..... no bad smells

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Originally posted by spitty nail file

eww

are you one of those people that file and cut your nails on my bus

so effin gross.

love ya, come home soon lolz

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur IT'S EUROPEAN!

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Originally posted by Intangible ...

wow, is that a bag or a knapsack?

I hate that I need a purse...can't stand lugging shit around anywhere with me. But in mine is my wallet, house key, lip chap, pocket mirror, cell phone, mp3 player.

I am not even going to begin to list....

BUT

My purse smells nice!

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Originally posted by loca Hmmm... I have my phone + charger, usually a book or two, an umbrella, house keys, wallet, bandaids (just in case), probably about 20 lighters, one of those scented car mirror hangers (coconut) which I put in my bag lol...

Good purse... nothing suspiscious... You get 2 gold purses for keeping a freshener in it.

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Originally posted by TranceGrooves 1 credit card 1 debit card 1 ID 1 driving permit 5080 rupees no smell and thats all

Good Murse. You need something else though. You win a duct tape wallet.

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Originally posted by spitty ipod chapstick wallet keys asthma puffer book nail file candy

Candy and chapstick is good. You get a gold purse.

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Originally posted by Intangible TOO MUCH.... Keys hand sanitizer mints umbrella lighter (I dont know whose, I dont smoke) Coupon for free angus burger lip balm work badge pens cell wallet - start new thread called 'whats in your wallet' MP3 Player USB charger thingy for MP3 player hair ties hair clips bandaid advil candy wrapper - mini eggs One of those pieces of cardboard papers that has perfume sprayed on it that sears people shove in your face (my bag smells a little bit like it now) calculator sunglasses case for glasses necklace bottle of water reciept from future shop nail file BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY..... no bad smells

You don't get a gold purse for keeping holiday treats beyond their expiry dates, which by my standard, is the day the holiday is over. CHuck those rotten eggs.

As for the nail file... shaved human body parts add to a pungent purse.

You win an ugly purse

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Originally posted by jennypie I hate that I need a purse...can't stand lugging shit around anywhere with me. But in mine is my wallet, house key, lip chap, pocket mirror, cell phone, mp3 player.

Nothing incriminating.

Re: The scatologic shoulder sac

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Originally posted by Abercrombie What's in your purse?

an eyeball ..

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Originally posted by rabbitjoker I carry no purse.

I stand corrected. Sometimes I do carry a purse.

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Originally posted by spitty ipod chapstick wallet keys asthma puffer book nail file candy

SPIFFY!!! So efficient!

(and, yes, seeing you post did get me just more than a little bit excited!)

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Originally posted by loca usually a book or two,

SO IMPORTANT.

I bring books with me EVERYWHERE! Including in the car, shopping malls, grocery stores, friends house (yes, even when going over for dinner), etc, etc.

You just NEVER KNOW when you'll really wish you'd brougten a book! Can't stress this enough. About the ONLY palce I dont bring a book is to a club.


If I had a purse, it would for sure

a) be smaller-ish in size (FUCK those HUGE big ones. Ugh... like small childs some of them!); and

b) have a book in it for me to read, *just in case* ...

currently in my wallet
-school ID
-Chapters/Indigo card
-SIN card
-Canadian Blood Services card
-HMV gift card (value unknown)
-Blockbuster card
-Bus pass ID card
-Toronto library card
-Waterloo library card
-DND ID card
-Canadian citizenship card
-Health card
-Visa
-Debit card
-3 business cards
-1 info card from UWaterloo
-free beatport card from Sasha and Digweed show
-1 return ticket Greyhound from Kitchener to Toronto
-1 ticket receipt for a mess dinner this Sat
-16.01 in various coins and bills

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Originally posted by Abercrombie You don't get a gold purse for keeping holiday treats beyond their expiry dates, which by my standard, is the day the holiday is over. CHuck those rotten eggs. As for the nail file... shaved human body parts add to a pungent purse.

WRAPPER! no candy in it!! lol. but yes I need to chuck the wrapper.

And nail file.... I NEVER file my nails in public extremely gross!! BUT if my nail breaks ill go to the washroom and fix it up... otherwise my nail will be like a weapon all day.

I DO NOT DESERVE THIS UGLY PURSE!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Intangible One of those pieces of cardboard papers that has perfume sprayed on it that sears people shove in your face (my bag smells a little bit like it now)

i hate when they do that !! especially when i'll be carrying my bag in one hand and using the phone with my other and they still shove one of their cologne samples my way.

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Originally posted by MikeyN i hate when they do that !! especially when i'll be carrying my bag in one hand and using the phone with my other and they still shove one of their cologne samples my way.

The ones that make me really mad are the ones passing out mens cologne.

"here miss try this scent for your boyfriend"

WTF makes you think I have a boyfriend!! lol I hate them

In my wallet:

Debit card
Visa
CAA Plus membership card
Health card
Air Miles card
SIN card
WSIB cert card
Spare car key
Birth certificate
Various receipts
2 USB flash drives
Rotting yellowfin tuna
Student card
ISIC card

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