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Posted by jonas on Apr-30-2008 15:01:

Funny ass joke

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide
to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M
style, stilettos and mask over their eyes

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

Posted by daydreamer on Apr-30-2008 18:12:

you stole that from the COR

CORWHORE over here woot woot

*runs around the room*

do the one with donald trump and bill cliton dying and going to heaven.

Posted by jonas on Apr-30-2008 20:00:

quote:
Originally posted by daydreamer
you stole that from the COR

CORWHORE over here woot woot

*runs around the room*

do the one with donald trump and bill cliton dying and going to heaven.

I don't venture to the COR. Actually, I got that from an email sent to me.

So die.

Posted by davemolina on Apr-30-2008 20:22:

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Posted by jonas on Apr-30-2008 20:31:

Dave, that's impressive. Not because of the cute little picture you drew me, but because you were able to hit pause long enough on the home porn you and Dirk made to draw it for me.

Good job homo.

Posted by davemolina on Apr-30-2008 20:41:

I can't stop cracking up at the dinosaur with a monocle!!!

Posted by D Dubya on May-01-2008 14:39:

quote:
Originally posted by davemolina
I can't stop cracking up at the dinosaur with a monocle!!!

you definitely win the prize.

Posted by progress on May-02-2008 00:54:

Can I have the last 30 seconds of my life back please?