Yo gon'a get RAPED! Seal rapes bird!!!

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Posted by Dervish on May-02-2008 18:35:

Yo gon'a get RAPED! Seal rapes bird!!!

quote:
Originally squeal by Seal You know you want it BITCH!"

Not

But

quote:
The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it.

The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail.

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.

After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted

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I dunno about you but I'd kill myself laughing at that!!!

Posted by Dr. DAS on May-02-2008 18:37:

...couldn't seal the deal, apparently.

Sorry.

Posted by UWM on May-02-2008 18:38:

After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted

It seems all men are the same, even across species.

Awesome.

Posted by nchs09 on May-02-2008 18:46:

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS
...couldn't seal the deal, apparently.

Sorry.
haha

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on May-02-2008 18:55:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted

It seems all men are the same, even across species.

Awesome.

lol yup. Its in all male animals' genetics...period.

Posted by Abercrombie on May-02-2008 19:13:

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?

Posted by Dr. DAS on May-02-2008 19:34:

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Originally posted by Abercrombie
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?

Because he was looking...

I'll wait.

Posted by Abercrombie on May-02-2008 22:28:

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS
Because he was looking...

I'll wait.

He was looking for a tight seal.