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Worst Beers in the World

There's been a few fave beer threads before, but haven't seen a worst one. I've had a lot of beers in my time, some are like ballerinas dancing on my tongue, and some just produce a gag reflex.

Which beers did you have that was so disgusting that you wouldn't drink it even if you're jonesing alcohol and it's the last bottle or last keg on tap?

Any mexican beer, Tecate comes to mind.

Budweiser

coors

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The world's 10 most disgusting beers By Joey Redner, tbt* columnist In print: Friday, May 2, 2008 Good beer is increasingly easy to find in America, and that is good news. However, there are still plenty of gag-reflex-triggering beers on the shelves, and it is time these offenders of good taste were called out. Here are my picks for the 10 worst beers in the world. 10. Coors Aspen Edge If giving up carbs means giving up any semblance of body or flavor, as is the case with this "beer," it is probably better to carry a few extra pounds. 9. Milwaukee's Best I understand this is a sentimental favorite of many, as it takes them back to the old days. Well, human sacrifice harkens to a simpler time, too. If you want to kill your taste buds, try battery acid � it probably tastes better. 8. Sleeman Clear Lager Another low-carb entry, though here the delicate and nuanced notes of lighter fluid and Dumpster drippings on a blistering August day achieves heretofore unknown lows. 7. Cave Creek Chili Beer This is the perfect beer for people who hate themselves and desire punishment. This unholy union of a whole chili pepper and a fiendishly nasty pale lager will get medieval on your tongue. 6. Winter Park Beer While Orlando Brewing makes many fine ales and lagers, they also make this vitamin-infused blasphemy. Generally, when people say things like, "Fruit doesn't belong in beer," I think of the many excellent fruit Lambics and disagree. But, vitamins? Vitamin flavor doesn't belong in beer! Heck, it doesn't even belong in vitamins � it's just that the vitamin companies haven't found a way to make vitamins palatable. And neither have the brewers of this beer. 5. Bootie U95 I thought with a name like Bootie, the makers of this brew were attempting to position it as a dance club beer. Turns out, it simply describes the aroma. Tallahassee Ratebeer.com member Aurelius sums up the Bootie this way: "The name sounds like some sort of nuclear isotope in a barium enema, and it delivers all the flavor the name suggests." 4. Hurricane High Gravity Lager This malt liquor is to beer what Carlos Mencia is to comedy: crass and phony. The unfettered use of cheap ingredients, designed solely to supply alcohol on the cheap, imparts the aroma of acetone and chemical solvents. Yummy. Safety Harbor Ratebeer.com member Ibrew2or3 has this to say: "Should I be drinking something that smells like an auto shop?" 3. Chapeau Exotic This Lambic is proof that rare Belgian beers are capable of great suckitude. Writes Orlando Ratebeer.com member Boboski: "One sip leads to a joyful drain pour. I hope it doesn't ruin my sink." 2. Camo Genuine Ale The can has 5 X's on it, but all are missing the little skulls that would inform people of what is really inside Camo cans. If lethal doses of corn sugar and nail polish are your thing, Camo is your beer. 1. Busch NA Non-alcoholic beers are bad by nature. Remove alcohol, remove flavor. But Busch NA seems to have gotten around the alcohol part of the beer by steeping corn husks in seltzer water to make a tea that Andrew Zimmern wouldn't drink.

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Originally posted by monishb coors

Coors is actually my favourite US beer! I get it everytime I'm down there (Barb, bring me some!).

Coors launched in Canada at the same time the urinary-equivalent Coors Light, but they disco'd the regular one after a couple of years. I haven't had one since last summer

Laurentides and Labatt 50, ewwww

hoegaarden

IT TASTES LIKE HOW VASELINE SMELLS

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Originally posted by Irishaddict hoegaarden IT TASTES LIKE HOW VASELINE SMELLS

Where's Aaron to defend this tasty beverage

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Originally posted by Irishaddict hoegaarden IT TASTES LIKE HOW VASELINE SMELLS

I agree with this! Had it once, meh...

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Originally posted by devnull Laurentides and Labatt 50, ewwww

Aille, mon ostie de tabarnak, cette brosse est sacr�e, mon ostie de saint-sacrament de c�lice de crisse. Aoueille donc chier.

Hobgoblin *BARF*

Duvel, lucky lager, Canadian, Wildcat, Red Dog, anything honey brown.....

I'm going to get shot for this, but, I can't drink Stella. The after taste tastes like, what I imagine, a hooker's AIDS infested, stale, overworked, snatch would taste like.
If there is only Stella, I'm not drinking.

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Originally posted by lopi I'm going to get shot for this, but, I can't drink Stella. The after taste tastes like, what I imagine, a hooker's AIDS infested, stale, overworked, snatch would taste like. If there is only Stella, I'm not drinking.

Maybe they named it after a hooker named Stella Artois who had an AIDS infested, stale, overworked, snatch?

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Originally posted by Abercrombie Aille, mon ostie de tabarnak, cette brosse est sacr�e, mon ostie de saint-sacrament de c�lice de crisse. Aoueille donc chier.

LOL

Generally mass produced American beers are awful.
Coors lite
Miller lite
Budweiser
Keystone Ice
Natural Ice
Milwaukee Beast

I'd much rather have a Lebatt or Molson. You win this round Canada

Old English

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Originally posted by urban_legend anything honey brown.....

you have got to be kidding me!

molson kick or any kind of caffeinated beer for that matter.

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Originally posted by lopi The after taste tastes like, what I imagine, a hooker's AIDS infested, stale, overworked, snatch would taste like.

why imagine? check out jarvis and shuter to confirm or deny

let us know your findings

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Originally posted by chico why imagine? check out jarvis and shuter to confirm or deny let us know your findings

I take it you frequent this corner often, so seeing as how you're in the area, why don't you take your brilliant idea on yourself, and message me with the results. I'll provide the Stella for you to make an accurate assessment.

Corona is garbage and anybody that drinks it does so only to look cool.

Same with Guinness. Pure unadulterated trash.

such immature drinkers on this site. you guys have no idea.

Corona's a shitty beer? wack cale. Its a fantastic beer btw just overpriced and glorified if that even makes sense

Ever tried Crest or a shiltz , now those are tasty beers/malts.
how about a colt 45 or max bull, then come talk to my drunk ass, peace

hoegarden is horrendous though, chris knows his booze atta boy

Canadian, Hoegarden, Lucky Lager, any malt at all, any cheap beer over 6%.

lol @ pett. With names like Crest or Shiltz, you know that you're going wrong.

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Originally posted by KaiLee Budweiser

Yes!

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Originally posted by Irishaddict hoegaarden

What's with the Hoegaarden hate? It tastes wicked, but ONLY on tap.

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Originally posted by activate Hobgoblin *BARF*

It's just very bitter. All traditional Irish/Scottish/English beers are like that.

Anyway, my vote goes to:

BLUE LIGHT
Goddamn that's some nasty-tasting, nasty-smelling shit.

I'm also not a fan of Guinness/Stella.

One thing I learned about beer, is that the tap is KEY. Pretty much any beer tastes shitty in a bottle/can cause of all the preservatives they add to keep it fresh longer. Keiths on tap and Keiths in bottles are miles apart in taste.

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