Why are gay guys so fem and ugly?

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Posted by Jake Benson on May-07-2008 22:06:

Why are gay guys so fem and ugly?

Is it me or are gay guys not only fem and nelly but they're also generally uglier. It's like they try so hard to look good that they do "look" good but consequently look sexually unattractive. Why can't they stop being skinny, gain some healthy weight and stop shaving like straight guys? And why do they always say "I know right" all the time??? WTF is that supposed to mean? Why do they enjoy listening to house remixes of American Idol drop outs? Who thought it would be a good idea to put a 4/4 beat behind "you're gonnaaaa loooveee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"? Do these gay guys even know what they look like and how they sound? Why do they have gay face? They all look like they have a raging clue. Are they even aware of how annoying they are when they talk? Omg are they even human?!? Why can't they just integrate in society and be cool and play the guitar and play football and listen to good tech-house n shit? Sorry to talk about guys all the time in the c0r, but if I were straight, I'd be talking about chicks all the time like you guys do. I objectify as much as the nigga to my left. Don't hate.

c0r version: I can't get laid.

Posted by nchs09 on May-07-2008 22:10:

Why dont you have a try and having at it with the ladies?

Posted by Jake Benson on May-07-2008 22:10:

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Originally posted by nchs09
Why dont you have a try and having at it with the ladies?

What are those?

Posted by nchs09 on May-07-2008 22:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
What are those?
Kinda like men,except much better

Posted by nefardec on May-07-2008 22:11:

frat-house

Posted by Jake Benson on May-07-2008 22:13:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
Kinda like men,except much better

I dunno about that. Statistically they are less likely to have HIV. But I don't like hair all over my sink. That's just sick.

Posted by nchs09 on May-07-2008 22:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
But I don't like hair all over my sink. That's just sick.
wtf.....

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Why can't they stop being skinny, gain some healthy weight and stop shaving like straight guys?

Posted by Jake Benson on May-07-2008 22:16:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
wtf.....

sorry....was referring to LONG hair. You know, 12+ inches. Stubbles are fine, but when it's like a long hair strand or clump of hair in the sink or the shower. Everytime my sister took a shower she left hair ALL OVER THE PLACE. Ok bad excuse. Females are just so you know ..... I mean, I can drool over a car but I wouldn't want to have sex with it. Don't try to convince me I'm straight, because you might win.

Posted by nchs09 on May-07-2008 22:17:

*slowly walks away from this thread*

Posted by RJT on May-07-2008 22:21:

So does that mean you're a bottom?

Posted by Jake Benson on May-07-2008 22:22:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
*slowly walks away from this thread*

You're gay. Anyway I'm going to the gym now. We all know I can't have sex with pussy. So you need to start thinking of ways to help a jake out mmmk? I better read a solution when I get back. Otherwise, you're fired!

Posted by Jake Benson on May-07-2008 22:22:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
So does that mean you're a bottom?

HELL NO.

Posted by RJT on May-07-2008 22:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
HELL NO.

Gotcha.

The whole "top/bottom" thing seems like it would create a ratio problem with gay-sex in general.

Posted by iammesol on May-07-2008 22:29:

I never went to gay school. What does that mean

Posted by kadomony on May-07-2008 22:29:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Gotcha.

The whole "top/bottom" thing seems like it would create a ratio problem with gay-sex in general.

i know right!

Posted by Project-K on May-07-2008 22:30:

Start hitting on confused straight guys and convince them to turn gay.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on May-07-2008 22:30:

quote:
Originally posted by iammesol
I never went to gay school. What does that mean

One guy mostly does the fucking part. He's the "top."

The other guy mostly does the "getting fucked" part. He's the "bottom."

Posted by RJT on May-07-2008 22:31:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
One guy mostly does the fucking part. He's the "top."

The other guy mostly does the "getting fucked" part. He's the "bottom."

Posted by nchs09 on May-07-2008 22:31:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
One guy mostly does the fucking part. He's the "top."

The other guy mostly does the "getting fucked" part. He's the "bottom."
i would imagine they just take turns no? Or is it always one is top and always one is bottom?

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on May-07-2008 22:34:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
i would imagine they just take turns no? Or is it always one is top and always one is bottom?

I dunno about "always," but the way I understand it, some guys mostly want to get fucked and others mostly want to do the fucking.

Posted by RJT on May-07-2008 22:35:

JBJ wins this thread.

Posted by jerZ07002 on May-07-2008 22:38:

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I dunno about "always," but....I....mostly want to get fucked and others mostly want to do the fucking.

Posted by RJT on May-07-2008 22:39:

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Originally posted by jerZ07002

They say it's our failures from which we learn the most.

I hope you've learned a great deal in the last minute or two here.

Posted by jerZ07002 on May-07-2008 22:41:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
They say it's our failures from which we learn the most.

I hope you've learned a great deal in the last minute or two here.

i've heard the same thing.

Posted by RJT on May-07-2008 22:42:

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Originally posted by jerZ07002
i've heard the same thing.

I imagine you hear it pretty often.

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