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Posted by on May-15-2008 02:07:

has anyone here ever taken a dump on a girl while she is sleeping?

just curious


Posted by Ygrene on May-15-2008 02:11:

No but I punched a girl while she was sleeping and she shat on herself.


Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-15-2008 02:13:

Re: has anyone here ever taken a dump on a girl while she is sleeping?

quote:
Originally posted by avalon warrior
just curious


lame and not even remotely amusing. loser.


Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on May-15-2008 02:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
No but I punched a girl while she was sleeping and she shat on herself.



Failing thread has been redeemed. Good work, sir.


Posted by Rose on May-15-2008 02:15:

You've got to be fucking kidding me. How many alts has this bitch made?


Posted by Ivand on May-15-2008 03:27:

i punched a turd and the girl went to sleep


Posted by Yan on May-15-2008 03:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
No but I punched a girl while she was sleeping and she shat on herself.


Well played, good sir.


Posted by charon on May-15-2008 03:29:

No, but i jerked off onto this drunk girl who passed out on my floor...?


Posted by elFreak on May-15-2008 03:35:

A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore.

fin


Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-15-2008 04:29:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
that whore.


right. because it was her fault you fvcked her in the arse.


Posted by RJT on May-15-2008 04:49:

http://www.thingsididlastnight.com


Posted by saluyamo on May-15-2008 06:58:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
http://www.thingsididlastnight.com


/golfclap


Posted by Yan on May-15-2008 06:59:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
http://www.thingsididlastnight.com



Posted by elFreak on May-15-2008 07:08:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
right. because it was her fault you fvcked her in the arse.


yes, yes it was.


Posted by Domesticated on May-15-2008 09:28:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore.

fin


My God you talk some rubbish.

You and Tucker Max should team up; you're both sad and pathetic.


Posted by Darkarbiter on May-15-2008 09:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Rose
You've got to be fucking kidding me. How many alts has this bitch made?

Which other alts are his exactly?


Posted by nchs09 on May-15-2008 11:01:

Re: Re: has anyone here ever taken a dump on a girl while she is sleeping?

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lame and not even remotely amusing. loser.
You fail to see the lulz in taking a dump on a girl while sleeping.


Anyhow this ALT made me laugh.


Posted by Thunder5 on May-15-2008 19:09:

goddamn alts are everywhere.


Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on May-15-2008 19:15:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore.

fin


your so coooool Brewster. You left out the part at the end where u wake up.


Posted by ChemEnhanced on May-15-2008 19:22:

I put a chick's head through a wall when I was doing her from behind....I'm just glad she missed the stud in the wall.


Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on May-15-2008 19:24:

quote:
Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I put a chick's head through a wall when I was doing her from behind....I'm just glad she missed the stud in the wall.



Posted by Ania_xox on May-15-2008 19:38:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore.

fin



if this hypothetical woman is a bar whore - then what does that make you?
Did you OK it with her before you put COOKING FLUID into her asshole?
Maybe she didn't like you and did it on purpose.

Furthermore, how does sleeping in a pile of shit differ from your other daily activities?

Did you have fun cleaning the shit up after? Was it nice practice for your future profession?

you're so sexy


Posted by nchs09 on May-15-2008 19:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
if this hypothetical woman is a bar whore - then what does that make you?
Did you OK it with her before you put COOKING FLUID into her asshole?
Maybe she didn't like you and did it on purpose.

Furthermore, how does sleeping in a pile of shit differ from your other daily activities?

Did you have fun cleaning the shit up after? Was it nice practice for your future profession?

you're so sexy
I want to shake the shit out of you like the Marta soulja girl video.


Posted by trunks1022 on May-15-2008 19:58:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
I want to shake the shit out of you like the Marta soulja girl video.


press charges


Posted by nchs09 on May-15-2008 20:04:

quote:
Originally posted by trunks1022
press charges
hahahahahahahah


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