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Posted by Andrew K on May-18-2002 06:32:

Work Vs Prison :p

IN PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON
You get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK
You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON
You get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK
You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON
A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORK
You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK
You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON
You get your own toilet.

AT WORK
You have to share.

IN PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK
You can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?

Posted by Drifter on May-18-2002 08:51:

never looked it at that way

Posted by dj kinetica on May-18-2002 11:43:

in prison - you get ass raped by all the big inmates
work - that doesnt necessarily happen =/

Posted by drizzt81 on May-18-2002 18:59:

quote:
Originally posted by dj kinetica
in prison - you get ass raped by all the big inmates
work - that doesnt necessarily happen =/

first thing that came to my mind as well..

i don't think i'd like to get assraped..

work - you can sleep with you hot seceretary of boss
prison - there are no women!

work - you get a fast i-net connection for leeching/ trading
prison - nuthing!

work - you get to check out all the hot chicks in business suits

prison - there are no women

Posted by Dmatrox on May-19-2002 01:55:

Work - starts around 8:30 ends around 5, the rest of the time is YOURS

Prison - starts when you get there, ends __ years later

Posted by inatrance on May-20-2002 13:54:

drizzt and matrox HAVE a POINT

Posted by eye_03 on May-22-2002 21:10:

prison has no women...

work is better

end of story

funny thing tho

Posted by whiskers on May-23-2002 12:05:

in prison there's an evil guard that abuses you all the time.
at work there are these people called managers...

Posted by capricorn15 on May-23-2002 20:07:

prison: you might have to do hard labor, and you dont get paid
work: you get paid

Posted by {b.s.e.} on May-23-2002 20:37:

ah... ha. ha. nah, not funny.

Posted by Serp on May-24-2002 06:07:

at work you aint bubba's bitch

rofl