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Posted by Andrew K on May-18-2002 06:47:

Lexicon...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car�s hood.
Male........The strap fastener on a woman�s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one�s self emotionally to another.
Male........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one�s partner.
Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one�s girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve..
Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

Posted by Drifter on May-18-2002 08:53:

yeah males pov rocks

Posted by drizzt81 on May-18-2002 20:44:

we are missing

BIRTH CONTROL
Women - condoms
Men - something chicks should deal with

Posted by Eugene on May-18-2002 21:12:

DJ Andrew_K, something tells me we both surf the same sites.

Posted by eye_03 on May-22-2002 21:14:

ROLFMAO

LOL...

WE HAVE IT PRETTY GOOD

Posted by webmeister on May-25-2002 08:54:

Why aren't all the women flaming in this thread?

Oh wait .. there are no women

Posted by Shudder on May-25-2002 13:02:

Re: Lexicon...

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8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

that was the best

Posted by elena on May-25-2002 16:31:

flaming is useless!!

Posted by UWM on May-25-2002 22:22:

quote:
Originally posted by drizzt81
we are missing

BIRTH CONTROL
Women - condoms
Men - something chicks should deal with

rofl

my contribution:
HELL (hell) n.
Women - A dark evil place, taught through religion, where morally corrupt souls end up
Men - Marriage