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Girls eating sandwiches... we're going to need alot of girls!
Stolen from another forum I am on:
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| A sandwich I hear you cry! Why the hell is there a cooking thread for something as simple as a sandwich? Well, this is not any ordinary sandwich... Several of my friends were watching the rugby at Twickenham today (a very dull affair by all accounts) and given that I live just around the corner and wasn't at the match they were due to come to my flat for something to eat before going for some beers. Naturally I thought the easiest thing to do would be to make some sandwiches. Given that we were dealing with eight drunken blokes (and one sober me) I realised that we would need a good amount of sandwiches. It was it this point that I thought, 'Instead of making lots of sandwiches, how about just one big one?' It was a thought that inspired me to create the monster you see in this thread. The first thought was, 'What does a drunken bloke want in a sandwich?' and of course the answer is lots of meat and grease, so the sandwich was based around these ideals. It's a given that any sandwich should contain a reasonable amount of bread too and so these criteria gave the sandwich that is described below... The bread in question was an entire loaf of tiger bread, apparently a giant weekend loaf that weighed 1000g according to Tesco. It actually weighed 1330g according to my scales so I didn't complain.  Given that meat and grease were the prime ingredients it seemed natural to include bacon, sausages (two sorts with the chorizo!) and cheese in there: Also included, but not pictured were some battered chicken pieces and onion rings. Obviously butter, mayonnaise and various relishes and sauces were also on the ingredients list as in any good sandwich.  The bread was sliced horizontally into three pieces. Each piece was gently toasted and so the sandwich preparation began. First off were some of the onion rings, cheese and some chilli relish  Next came some bacon, sausages, chicken pieces and bbq sauce  After a little more cheese the middle piece of bread was put on top. Onto this was some mayonnaise, chorizo, more chicken pieces, onion rings and again chilli relish.  The sandwich was starting to look suitably large at this point.  Still there was more to go though, with more bacon, sausage, bbq sauce and onion relish at this point.  A final topping of chorizo, cheese and the last remaining onion rings and it was time for the top to be placed on  By this time the sandwich had acheived almost comedic proportions and seemed like it was enough to feed a large family for a week. Indeed, it weighed 3.8kg (over half a stone)  It almost seemed a shame to slice into it, but there were hungry people waiting, so we did what we had to do.  In the end it all got polished off (only just) and 9 people had enough grease to last them for several days! I reckon that the entire sandwich contained around 13,000 calories, 700g of fat and enough salt to kill a few thousand slugs! It tasted good though and it was definitely an experience making it!! |
That looked good at the beggining but at the end it just ended up looking gross.
Anyhow NOT enough girls eating sandwiches.
Needs more butter...
IGK version
needs more Virgin Mary
real igk version
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| Originally posted by elFreak real igk version |
british sausages are the worst kind of sausages in the world. they taste like chicken fuck!
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| Originally posted by elFreak real igk version |
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| Originally posted by dj_alfi british sausages are the worst kind of sausages in the world. they taste like chicken fuck! |
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| Originally posted by nchs09 That looked good at the beggining but at the end it just ended up looking gross. |
In all seriousness, that's fucking disgusting.
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| Originally posted by kr00t0n WTF? Lol! You must have had some shit sausages, Brits pretty much invented pork sausages Pork & Leek FTW! |
It teaches us that even hideous things can be soft and delicious on this inside.
Like poutine.
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| Originally posted by Project-K It teaches us that even hideous things can be soft and delicious on this inside. Like poutine. |
... and fucking delicious!
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| Originally posted by elFreak real igk version |
win
that sandwich does look gash, all the mayo, relish & shit is just uncalled for and an excuse for using cheap immitation ingredients. use danepak smoked bacon, good quality pork sausages, steak, softened onions, sliced mushrooms and warm the bread up and add some butter to melt into it, and you'd have a winnar.
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| Originally posted by Thunder5 Well, that is just gross. |
For fuck's sake, I just eat bread and chicken breast slapped on it as a sandwich, who needs crap like mayonnaise, butter, cheese and other unhealthy crap?
Why do the Brits put butter on a sandwich? They do it here as well. I don't understand.
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| Originally posted by klingklang77 Why do the Brits put butter on a sandwich? They do it here as well. I don't understand. |
aw man
my girlfriend and I were just on vacation and had been cooking up a storm, and in one of the cookbooks there was this crazy fucking sandwich. the recipe had full details on how to bake the bread from scratch, and it called to use the entire loaf for one giant sandwich, kinda like that. but with like 4 layers of toppings etc and actual good ingredients, veggies and whatnot as well as meats. if i remember i'll bump this when we try it
You're just going to end up with a lot of fat girls with that carb and cholesterol riddled monstrosity.
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