This pigeon keeps making god damn love noises

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Posted by Jake Benson on Jun-03-2008 03:22:

This pigeon keeps making god damn love noises

For a goddamn year me and miscellaneous friends are always like "what's the god damn noise out the window? Is it an old Russian lady going through pain? Is it a cat in heat? Is it a fucking owl?"

I finally figured it out after a YEAR that it's this damn pigeon that just chills on everyone's window in the court yard at my apt complex ONLY late at night and between 5am and 11am and sounds like some kind of owl-cat-Russian-lady with this repetitive blarring "oooooo oooooo errrrrrrrooooo oooooo."

Should I squirt it with my watergun?

Posted by tubularbills on Jun-03-2008 03:22:

lol, squirt.

sorry, had to say it

Posted by Jake Benson on Jun-03-2008 03:33:

It just stopped. But it's still there. It knows what I'm planning...

Posted by Palladium on Jun-03-2008 03:37:

do these bird love noises make you hornier when are having the g4y sex?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jun-03-2008 04:28:

Surely you could leave out one of your flaming hats to keep it company?

Posted by Blaster on Jun-03-2008 06:32:

You are doomed, get a new apartment...

Posted by Jake Benson on Jun-03-2008 06:58:

why do you guys have to turn every one of my retarded threads into a gay thread?

quote:
Originally posted by Palladium
do these bird love noises make you hornier when are having the g4y sex?

No quite the opposite. I'm trying to yank it to hot rugby players and then this fuckin bird starts making gay noises and I'm like "wtf stfu this isn't sexy anymore"

quote:
Originallyposted by pkcRAISTLIN
Surely you could leave out one of your flaming hats to keep it company?

I may be a little gay, but your the faggot.

Posted by Thunder5 on Jun-03-2008 06:59:

Just shoot it.

Posted by Sunsnail on Jun-03-2008 07:19:

gay

Posted by Jake Benson on Jun-03-2008 07:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
I have gay face when I smile

fixed

Posted by Sunsnail on Jun-03-2008 07:38:

Yea, kinda.

Posted by Jake Benson on Jun-03-2008 07:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
Yea, kinda.

You disgust me. Now wipe that gay off of your face.

Btw I just absent-mindedly read the title of this thread and clicked on it having forgotten I started it.

Posted by jupiterone on Jun-03-2008 07:59:

firecrackers

Posted by bas on Jun-03-2008 08:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
No quite the opposite. I'm trying to yank it to hot rugby players and then this fuckin bird starts making gay noises and I'm like "wtf stfu this isn't sexy anymore"

Posted by RapidFire on Jun-03-2008 09:03:

i get racoons fucking each other up on the street at night here. they really go at it and the screeching is unbearable to listen to

Posted by elFreak on Jun-03-2008 09:05:

imagine korean whores.

Posted by Jake Benson on Jun-03-2008 09:13:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
imagine korean whores.

Well...their food is good...

Posted by elFreak on Jun-03-2008 09:14:

yeah they feed it kibbles and bits to make it extra tender.

i like bibimbap though.

Posted by Domesticated on Jun-03-2008 09:27:

An African lovebird lives in a cage, inside my house, about 6 foot from the breakfast table.

Hang overs on Sunday morning are so much worse with a bird tweeting every 5 seconds. It's not even a "singing" bird - it just goes "squeak, squeak", over and over and over.

Every time the bird's owner goes away I threaten to poison it, but I've never had the heart.

Fuck I hate that bird.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jun-03-2008 10:59:

Pigeons need lovin' too.

Rape.

Posted by Meat187 on Jun-03-2008 11:35:

You better don't mess with the pigeon, or this will happen:

Posted by Zoso on Jun-03-2008 15:43:

Stuff that mo'fo' like a turducken, yo!

Posted by AnomalyConcept on Jun-04-2008 04:24:

Squirt it with your watergun, but you may have to raise the stakes if it comes back.

Posted by Audious on Jun-04-2008 04:50:

Posted by Jake Benson on Jun-04-2008 06:41:

quote:
Originally posted by AnomalyConcept
Squirt it with your watergun, but you may have to raise the stakes if it comes back.

I approve of both this vid and of you. I ended up shooting one square in the pigeon boobs with my squirty and it flew away.

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