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Posted by Shaya007 on Jun-10-2008 15:53:

Italian Logic

Italian Logic..
An old Italian Mafia 'Don' is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you always remember me.'

'But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?'

'Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up'?

Posted by rabbitjoker on Jun-10-2008 15:59:

baa-daa-bing, baa-daa-boom! Hey!

Posted by devnull on Jun-10-2008 16:04:

hahah good one

Posted by Abercrombie on Jun-10-2008 17:02:

lol, almost as funny as yesterday's Italian joke

Posted by zokissima on Jun-10-2008 17:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
lol, almost as funny as yesterday's Italian joke

lol, ouch!

Posted by Shaya007 on Jun-10-2008 18:14:

I got a few more but he just killed it!

thanks

Posted by Cuzo on Jun-10-2008 18:43:

What would a persian don do?

Posted by Shaya007 on Jun-10-2008 18:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Cuzo
What would a persian don do?

will probably give her Opium! LOL!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-10-2008 19:27:

What do you call a retarded Italian?

Portuguese.

Posted by Shaya007 on Jun-10-2008 19:57:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
What do you call a retarded Italian?

Portuguese.

bad...

Posted by Shaya007 on Jun-10-2008 20:08:

One day a Persian goes to USA and sees some women on the side of the road. He asks how much? Lady says: 1 dollar to do it right here!
5 dollars to do it in the car.
10 dollars in the Park.
50 dollars to do it in the Hotel!
Persian gives her 50 dollars.
The lady says: ooh how classy! lets go to the Hotel!
The Persian says: forget the Hotel, 50 times right here!

Posted by ItalianPoiSon on Jun-10-2008 22:07:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
What do you call a retarded Italian?

Portuguese.

HIYOOOO!!!!