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It's official: I'm truly getting old.

And I know this because I look forward to buying shit like furniture and housewares.

Fuck, next thing I'm gonna want kids. Stupid nature.



*punches self in the biological clock*

I've always enjoyed buying furniture and housewares... even when I first moved out.


Shit. I'm not old. I'm gay.

:: punches self in the gay ::

Ahahaha, I actually lol'ed.

Im 24 right now turning 25 in dec ......What makes me sad is that after 25 more years I'll be 50

And your dick is gonna be all shriveled up. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

No, you're just going through you're "I'm domesticated phase" and thinking wow, this is what normal people must do when they're not balling on drugs and pissed drunk on weekends all the time where they wouldn't notice a 3 day old corpse in the corner of their lounge room and go 'I'll clean it up on Tuesday'

You're utterly gone when you no longer have pretty hair or in my case, dreads.
You've bought your first house
You actually work more than you party
The above is fairly bad, but its only stage 1


Then waking up one day and decide, gee I might spend $4000 on renovations on the downstairs bathroom (we never use) because some of the tiles where 'icky' ...and think your rental properties would increase their value with about $5000 worth of landscaping after watching Better Homes and Gardens on telly
And getting jealous as they really where better homes and gardens...

You're screwed

Its over, welcome to my personal hell Jenny

The fuck? Did you just call me "normal"? Fucking whore!

Yes you wanton slut, you're old and you better get impregnated while people can still look at you without wearing welding glasses.

Aw man. This makes me regret not having more promiscuous sex in my nubile years.

Re: It's official: I'm truly getting old.

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Originally posted by jennypie And I know this because I look forward to buying shit like furniture and housewares. Fuck, next thing I'm gonna want kids. Stupid nature. *punches self in the biological clock*

Things starting to hang a little lower than they used to?

As long as you keep using that avatar, you will never be to old!

And besides, there is nothing wrong with milf!

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Originally posted by Lilith No, you're just going through you're "I'm domesticated phase" and thinking wow, this is what normal people must do when they're not balling on drugs and pissed drunk on weekends all the time where they wouldn't notice a 3 day old corpse in the corner of their lounge room and go 'I'll clean it up on Tuesday'

I'm on a personal crusade to continue balling on drugs even though I'm fully domesticated at this point

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Originally posted by jennypie Aw man. This makes me regret not having more promiscuous sex in my nubile years.

Uh, then you read things like this...

lol...

25% of New Yorkers have herpes: survey
June 10, 2008 - 7:04PM

LOS ANGELES - Sex in the city can be risky, New York health officials say, after a new study found more than a quarter of the Big Apple's adult residents are infected with the herpes virus.

The results have prompted a new push by health workers to encourage safe sex, with free condoms on offer, CBS reports.

The study, by the New York Health Department, found 26 per cent of city residents have the virus that causes genital herpes, an incurable sexually-transmitted infection that can cause painful genital sores and can double a person's risk for HIV.

The national figure stands at 19 per cent, the CBS report said.

Infection rates in New York were higher in women than men (36 per cent compared with 19 per cent) and were also higher in the black population (49 per cent to 14 per cent in the white population).

"We advise New Yorkers to protect themselves and others. Using condoms consistently will help you avoid getting or spreading genital herpes," said Dr Julia Schillinger, Director of Surveillance for the Health Department's Bureau of STD Prevention and Control and lead author of the study.

Herpes is not the only STD above the national rate in New York City.

Rates of Chlamydia, gonorrhoea, and infectious syphilis were also higher than the national rate, the CBS report said.

AAP


...and I'm kind of glad I didn't

Lol @ "balling on drugs".



edit: Yeah see, that's exactly the kind of mature foresight I'm talking about, Lilith. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bro.

welcome to old age. you know it's coming when grand designs is one of your favourite programs and you begin appreciating architecture and schemes in homes. Hell, i've even begun growing my own salad, veg & flowers now

Hahaha fag! God you're lame, Ian.

I won't be lame when you want a chinese cabbage and all of the shops are sold out due to economic recession! Or when you need flowers for your bfs dad and whiskey for his mum and can't find any, you'll appreciate me then!

anyway, for the first time in my life, im going to shut ta down to do some studying. I'm upto question 16 of module one, then im going to bore stace with usage of the terminology

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Originally posted by jennypie edit: Yeah see, that's exactly the kind of mature foresight I'm talking about, Lilith. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bro.

Yeah at some point (in my case after divorce) catching a case of 'gay' can happen once you're over 25 and jaded as hell...

you're not old until you start watching HGTV. so...hopefully you're not at that point yet.

You bring up a good point. The older I get, the more I hate.

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Originally posted by Slylee you're not old until you start watching HGTV. so...hopefully you're not at that point yet.

Too late. :/

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Originally posted by Slylee you're not old until you start watching HGTV. so...hopefully you're not at that point yet.

Shit. I'm old AND GAY.

Hey don't worry man. Bas is gay too, and we still pretend to like him.

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Originally posted by Slylee you're not old until you start watching HGTV. so...hopefully you're not at that point yet.

Well, well, well, look who fell back into the COR after a mysterious absence hmmm...

jennypie in 5 years

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