An important and pertinent question [Domesticated's big, smelly thread about poo]

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Posted by Domesticated on Jun-16-2008 07:05:

An important and pertinent question [Domesticated's big, smelly thread about poo]

When you wipe, do you do it sitting down or standing up?

This question has divided my friendship group in recent times - each side being mystified and slightly outraged by the other.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-16-2008 07:09:

Who the hell stands up to wipe?

Posted by cmay119 on Jun-16-2008 07:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk

Who the hell stands up to wipe?

Posted by Audious on Jun-16-2008 07:11:

I stand up. I have a fear of touching the water after taking a dump.

Posted by bas on Jun-16-2008 07:13:

Re: An important and pertinent question.

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
each side being mystified and slightly outraged by the other.

I lol'd so hard at this.

I'm about to fuck up you and your friends' entire world. I do both mother******, situation depending. The toilets at work have those automatic sensors, but if I lean forward to wipe it triggers the sensor and sprays water on me so I have to do it standing up. When I'm at home, I sit.

Boom.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jun-16-2008 07:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk

Who the hell stands up to wipe?

when things have just gotten out of hand i have on the very rare occasion done it standing up. but only due to extenuating circumstances

Posted by kadomony on Jun-16-2008 07:15:

wipe?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-16-2008 07:15:

Re: Re: An important and pertinent question.

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I lol'd so hard at this.

I'm about to fuck up you and your friends' entire world. I do both mother******, situation depending. The toilets at work have those automatic sensors, but if I lean forward to wipe it triggers the sensor and sprays water on me so I have to do it standing up. When I'm at home, I sit.

Boom.

Well that's entirely fucking different. Sensors?

At home - Do you EVER stand to wipe?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-16-2008 07:16:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
when things have just gotten out of hand i have on very rare occasion done it standing up. but only due to extenuating circumstances

Ok PKC, I'm giving you that one on extenuating circumstances.

Posted by bas on Jun-16-2008 07:27:

Re: Re: Re: An important and pertinent question.

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Well that's entirely fucking different. Sensors?

At home - Do you EVER stand to wipe?

You guys don't have stuff like that? Wow.

Dear Australia,

Hope to see you soon!

Sincerely,
The 90s

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-16-2008 07:44:

Re: Re: Re: Re: An important and pertinent question.

quote:
Originally posted by bas
You guys don't have stuff like that? Wow.

Dear Australia,

Hope to see you soon!

Sincerely,
The 90s

Har Har Har.

Seriously, I've NEVER encountered sensors with sit-down toilets. Urinals, sure. Sinks, sure. Hand dryers, sure.

Mind you, I live in Brisbane, which could explain it. Any of you more southern Aussies have fancy sensor sit-down toilets?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jun-16-2008 08:14:

Re: Re: Re: Re: An important and pertinent question.

quote:
Originally posted by bas
You guys don't have stuff like that? Wow.

Dear Australia,

Hope to see you soon!

Sincerely,
The 90s

yeah, coz this:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
if I lean forward to wipe it triggers the sensor and sprays water on me

makes us feel really behind the times. i cant believe australians havent adopted a device that sprays water all over the place when you dont want it to.

actually yeah we have, its called the hose.

hey sushi, let's import some annoying toilet hoses that randomly spray water all over your arse.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-16-2008 08:19:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: An important and pertinent question.

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hey sushi, let's import some annoying toilet hoses that randomly spray water all over your arse.

If we buy 2, do you reckon we can get a discount?

Posted by Fpcookie on Jun-16-2008 11:30:

Re: An important and pertinent question.

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
When you wipe, do you do it sitting down or standing up?

This question has divided my friendship group in recent times - each side being mystified and slightly outraged by the other.

hahah same! personally i stand. i couldn't believe it when my mate said he sat down haha

Posted by Cloudburst on Jun-16-2008 11:56:

I stand up. Girls sit down and wipe. Men don't.

Posted by Domesticated on Jun-16-2008 12:05:

Re: Re: An important and pertinent question.

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I'm about to fuck up you and your friends' entire world. I do both mother******, situation depending.

You, you tread a fine line, sir.

What are you trying to do, create a rip in the space time continuum?

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jun-16-2008 12:34:

I don't see why you would stand up, unless you had some kind of explosive shit that left crap running down your legs and stuff.

Posted by Domesticated on Jun-16-2008 12:41:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I don't see why you would stand up, unless you had some kind of explosive shit that left crap running down your legs and stuff.

lol.

I'm going to reveal my position here, but have you thought that for some, perhaps it's easier, cleaner and quicker to wipe standing up?

Yes folks, I am "upstanding" member of my local community.

Here's the real bombshell though: I face the toilet whilst I do so.

Posted by Cloudburst on Jun-16-2008 12:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
lol.

I'm going to reveal my position here, but have you thought that for some, perhaps it's easier, cleaner and quicker to wipe standing up?

Yes folks, I am "upstanding" member of my local community.

Finally a walking breathing man among us!

I would say our testicular fortitude is enormous.

Posted by bananas on Jun-16-2008 12:46:

Of course I stand up, wtf, it's easier and faster that way

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jun-16-2008 12:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
I'm going to reveal my position here, but have you thought that for some, perhaps it's easier, cleaner and quicker to wipe standing up?

Yes folks, I am "upstanding" member of my local community.

Here's the real bombshell though: I face the toilet whilst I do so.

see I just don't get how sitting down would work anywhere near as well as standing.

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-16-2008 12:57:

Wipe? Wiping is for pussys.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jun-16-2008 12:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
Here's the real bombshell though: I face the toilet whilst I do so.

Posted by Dr. DAS on Jun-16-2008 12:59:

Stand.

Everytime.

The mechanics of wiping your ass while seated boggle my mind.

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-16-2008 13:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. DAS
Stand.

Everytime.

The mechanics of wiping your ass while seated boggle my mind.
I just lean left or right..... putting one but cheek in the air.

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