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Posted by pwnage1 on Jun-24-2008 07:38:

Sexist Joke Thread

I'll start.

Whats the name for the useless flesh around the vagina?

A woman.

Posted by Gauss on Jun-24-2008 12:23:

What's the definition of woman?

An outgrowth around the vagina used for holding on to during sex.

Posted by david.michael on Jun-24-2008 12:26:

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike.

I think maybe I misunderstood the topic.

Posted by dimadelux on Jun-24-2008 12:37:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael

I think maybe I misunderstood the topic.

lol, yes you did

Posted by eRRaTiK on Jun-24-2008 13:25:

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

Posted by hooknife on Jun-24-2008 13:28:

Why aren't there any black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were all still monkeys. (sorry, that was mean)

Posted by sweds00 on Jun-24-2008 15:06:

What do you call a woman?

Whore

Posted by Ian on Jun-24-2008 16:33:

how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are.

Posted by Zoso on Jun-24-2008 16:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are.

win

Posted by Psiweaver on Jun-24-2008 17:28:

the lightbulb one is great.

Posted by GTS3gEclipse on Jun-24-2008 17:45:

I can't believe no1 has said these yet...

Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.

Why don't women need a drivers license?
There's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she gives it to you.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

Posted by Lira on Jun-24-2008 18:29:

How do you call a man that can catapult fetuses from his vagina?

A womb-man :D

Posted by pwnage1 on Jun-24-2008 18:43:

Want to here a joke?

Women's rights

Posted by jonas on Jun-24-2008 19:31:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice

Posted by PhaseFour on Jun-24-2008 20:06:

why cant hellen keller drive?...because shes a woman!

Posted by charon on Jun-24-2008 20:21:

bitch go bake me a pie

Posted by kadomony on Jun-24-2008 20:25:

woman

Posted by iammesol on Jun-24-2008 20:26:

quote:
Originally posted by eRRaTiK
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

pretty much somes up human society

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are.

Oh shit

Posted by malek on Jun-24-2008 20:28:

keep 'em coming

Posted by Zoso on Jun-24-2008 20:50:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
keep 'em coming

The women? Shit, son, I try, I try.

Posted by Zoso on Jun-24-2008 20:50:

Why did the woman cross the road?

I don't know, what was she doing out of the kitchen?

Posted by iammesol on Jun-24-2008 20:53:

woman speaking

Why is my husband so angry all the time?

beats me.

Posted by THE_Chris on Jun-24-2008 21:04:

Posted by jonas on Jun-24-2008 21:05:

How are women and dogshit alike?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Posted by THE_Chris on Jun-24-2008 21:05:

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