how to tell my ex-girlfriend to fack off nicely?

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Posted by R.j. on Jun-25-2008 02:37:

how to tell my ex-girlfriend to fack off nicely?

she won't stop texting me, she won't stop trying to IM me on messenger, she won't stop inquiring about my whereabouts with my friends, and she won't stop.

clearly, not responding isn't giving her the hint.

and our relationship ended over a month ago.

halp.

Posted by Project-K on Jun-25-2008 02:38:

Give her mono.

Posted by R.j. on Jun-25-2008 02:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Project-K
Give her mono.

that'll be impossible, for i don't intend on seeing her years from now when this whole thing blows over.

Posted by kamil on Jun-25-2008 02:39:

'Kill yourself'

..usually works.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-25-2008 02:39:

There is no nice way to tell someone to fuck off. Just be done with it.

Posted by Slylee on Jun-25-2008 02:40:

there's a simple solution really. ignore her. it might not work over night, but it's the only sure way. talking to her, even in a negative way (i.e. "leave me alone you crazy bitch"), still fills her with hope and eggs her on.

why does everyone seem to have a problem like this? it's fucking easy. lol

Posted by Project-K on Jun-25-2008 02:40:

quote:
Originally posted by kamil
'Kill yourself'

..usually works.

It's "kill urself lol", get it right damnit.

Posted by Yan on Jun-25-2008 02:40:

Regrow your 'stache. The rest will work itself out.

Posted by Krypton on Jun-25-2008 02:41:

Send this to her..

Posted by Lira on Jun-25-2008 02:41:

Seduce her mother.

Posted by R.j. on Jun-25-2008 02:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
there's a simple solution really. ignore her. it might not work over night, but it's the only sure way. talking to her, even in a negative way (i.e. "leave me alone you crazy bitch"), still fills her with hope and eggs her on.

why does everyone seem to have a problem like this? it's fucking easy. lol

quote:

RJ said this, ma'am:
and our relationship ended over a month ago.

Posted by R.j. on Jun-25-2008 02:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Regrow your 'stache. The rest will work itself out.

she, actually, liked it.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jun-25-2008 02:42:

Send her pet bunny's head to her in a box.

Posted by Slylee on Jun-25-2008 02:43:

a month is nothing. a month flies by.

i'm talking like change your cell phone number, stop talking to any mutual friends, etc...

you just make yourself disappear from her life.

Posted by Yan on Jun-25-2008 02:44:

quote:
Originally posted by R.j.
she, actually, liked it.

Yeah. Okay. Only way to get rid of a girl like this is calling the brutes at the looney bin to come pick her up.

Posted by aNYthing on Jun-25-2008 02:45:

get back with her, she's obviously craving some anal. insist on anal only. get weird about it - one day, say you wanna lube your cock with sour cream. next time, you wanna try honey. insist on ass to mouth and ask which flavor she enjoys the most. bukakke every time. after a while if she doesn't take a hint, you got yourself a keeper - girl like that is damn near impossible to find... especially if she doesn't mind having your friends join in on the party.

Posted by R.j. on Jun-25-2008 02:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
a month is nothing. a month flies by.

i'm talking like change your cell phone number, stop talking to any mutual friends, etc...

you just make yourself disappear from her life.

i'll be disappearing soon, though... going to Syracuse

but god damn, she's taking this too seriously... it's gotten to the point where i'm angry.

maybe, just maybe, i should tell her i'm already 'talking' to one of her friends?

Posted by Slylee on Jun-25-2008 02:46:

quote:
Originally posted by R.j.

maybe, just maybe, i should tell her i'm already 'talking' to one of her friends?

ok now you've just done nothing but make me believe that you secretly enjoy it.

Posted by Project-K on Jun-25-2008 02:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Send her pet bunny's head to her in a box.

You just reminded me of Ultimate DOOM

Posted by Renzo on Jun-25-2008 02:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
a month is nothing. a month flies by.

i'm talking like change your cell phone number, stop talking to any mutual friends, etc...

you just make yourself disappear from her life.

What the fuck? A guy is supposed to change his number and stop speaking to friends over some broad? Shenanigans.

That bitch can eat my nuts.

Posted by R.j. on Jun-25-2008 02:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
ok now you've just done nothing but make me believe that you secretly enjoy it.

pfft. yeah, right.

honestly, nothing serious 'cept maybe going out to a movie/dinner will happen with this girl, so, like, yeah... it isn't much of a fling.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-25-2008 02:47:

Did you try the always classic "Garbage is dumped and so are you."?

Cause that works.

Posted by kadomony on Jun-25-2008 02:47:

she still wants yor ponos!

Posted by Slylee on Jun-25-2008 02:49:

it all depends on how badly you want some psycho bitch out of your life.

sometimes it's just not worth it to meet up with people at spots if you know she is going to be there and start drama, etc...

i would just cut my losses and disappear.

Posted by noikeee on Jun-25-2008 02:49:

go to the police and ask for a restraint order

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