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Posted by RandomGirl on Jun-25-2008 04:21:

Ask a smart question, get a smartass answer!

Yay! Time for a new game.

So here is an example:

Q - How are viscosity and density related?

A - They're distant cousins.

So I will ask a question, the next person has to give a smart ass answer, and then ask the next question.

What inspired Picasso?

Posted by Sunsnail on Jun-25-2008 04:23:

This seems hard

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-25-2008 04:23:

I think this has already been done by Al Jaffee.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 04:24:

Re: Ask a smart question, get a smartass answer!

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Yay! Time for a new game.

So here is an example:

Q - How are viscosity and density related?

A - They're distant cousins.

So I will ask a question, the next person has to give a smart ass answer, and then ask the next question.

What inspired Picasso?

pic's of assholes

whats 1 + 1?

Posted by Renzo on Jun-25-2008 04:28:

11.

Who said: "let there be light?"

Posted by pwnage1 on Jun-25-2008 04:29:

Re: Re: Ask a smart question, get a smartass answer!

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
pic's of assholes

whats 1 + 1?

Math.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 04:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
11.

Who said: "let there be light?"

RJT's hairline

what came first the chicken or the egg?

Posted by Frenchie on Jun-25-2008 04:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
11.

Who said: "let there be light?"

1+1= window.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 04:30:

Re: Re: Re: Ask a smart question, get a smartass answer!

quote:
Originally posted by pwnage1
Math.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

ask ur mom

what came first the chicken or the egg

Posted by kadomony on Jun-25-2008 04:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
RJT's hairline

what came first the chicken or the egg?

Your mom.

im not asking a question.

Posted by Renzo on Jun-25-2008 04:30:

They both came. All over Jenny's face.

What's the theory of evolution state?

Posted by RandomGirl on Jun-25-2008 04:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
They both came. All over Jenny's face.

What's the theory of evolution state?

That the state is evolving.

What comes after death?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 04:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
That the state is evolving.

What comes after death?

necrophiliacs

Is there a god?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jun-25-2008 04:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
necrophiliacs

now that's a good call

Posted by RandomGirl on Jun-25-2008 04:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
necrophiliacs

Is there a god?

Only when I am cumming.

Why can't you sneeze with your eyes open?

(P.S. I am loving your answers Eric )

Posted by Renzo on Jun-25-2008 04:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Only when I am cumming.

Why can't you sneeze with your eyes open?

(P.S. I am loving your answers Eric )

Chuck Norris can.

Why don't more girls swallow?

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-25-2008 04:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
Chuck Norris can.

Why don't more girls swallow?
They do, just not YOUR semen.

Why is kool-aid man an icon?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 04:44:

nobody likes a seaman

why do certain stars flicker?

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-25-2008 04:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
nobody likes a seaman

why do certain stars flicker?
Room-Rave

Why are canadians so pale?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 04:48:

camoflouge in the snow when we're hunting penguins.

Why are americans so dumb?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-25-2008 04:49:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
Room-Rave

Why are canadians so pale?

They're tanned albinos.

What is this------> guy so stoked about?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 04:51:

being partof a vivid boy post

how will the natives get their revenge?

Posted by Renzo on Jun-25-2008 05:01:

By forcing their opponents to watch reruns of 'The Tyra Banks Show.'

Why do Mona Lisa's eyes follow you wherever you go?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jun-25-2008 05:03:

because shes nosey

What came first Ta or the swamper?

Posted by tubularbills on Jun-25-2008 05:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
because shes nosey

What came first Ta or the swamper?

neither, the Godfather did.

speaking of which, why were you gone for so long?

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