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Simple things that cause you retard moments.
Happen to everyone.
My personal:
The months of the year. I can't seem to remember their numbers. I always have to count it out in my head. Jan, Feb, Mar, Sept, Oct, Nov, Dec usually don't cause me much grief but the others require me to leap over mountains to figure out.
I have to stop and think about 80% of the time when it comes to knobs and how to turn them to do what. I end up repeating "lefty loosey, righty tighty" in my mind before attempting to do anything.
I'm used to saying "wake up later today" while most, if not all, of my friends use "wake up tomorrow", if we're up past midnight for a certain day. So the conservation gets derailed as soon as there's mention of "doing stuff tomorrow" (which I believe is the day after the one we're speaking). Then I gotta figure out when this thing is realiy happening and if the people I'm speaking with are on the same wavelength as myself.
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| Originally posted by Yan I'm used to saying "wake up later today" while most, if not all, of my friends use "wake up tomorrow", if we're up past midnight for a certain day. So the conservation gets derailed as soon as there's mention of "doing stuff tomorrow" (which I believe is the day after the one we're speaking). Then I gotta figure out when this thing is realiy happening and if the people I'm speaking with are on the same wavelength as myself. |
I'm just generally scatterbrained when it comes to remembering simple things that I need/use every day. (Phone, wallet, ID badge for work, Blackberry, keys, etc.)
I have a tendency to leave important things at random places because I can't stand to have things in my pockets/attached to my belt/etc, so the first thing I do when I get somewhere is unload everything onto a table.
When reading american publications, how the date is stupidly reversed makes no sense to me. it often leaves me stupified figuring out if something happened on the eleventh of april or the fourth of november.
it doesnt make logical sense to have the month before the day god damn it.
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| Originally posted by Yan I'm used to saying "wake up later today" while most, if not all, of my friends use "wake up tomorrow", if we're up past midnight for a certain day. So the conservation gets derailed as soon as there's mention of "doing stuff tomorrow" (which I believe is the day after the one we're speaking). Then I gotta figure out when this thing is realiy happening and if the people I'm speaking with are on the same wavelength as myself. |
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| Originally posted by nefardec my rule is, it's not tomorrow until I wake up |
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| Originally posted by nefardec my rule is, it's not tomorrow until I wake up |
seriously, i never sleep the same day i wake up.
I stutter when I speak with hot girls that are out of my league.
this thread.
i didn't read it right the first time and i was about to quote yan's original post about the month thing and be like, "30 days in september, april, june and november...DUH"
I could never read analog clocks at a glance. I understand how they work, but it always takes me a good 5-10 seconds to figure out what time it is.
when people say "you're welcome" I say it too, instead of "thank you".
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| Originally posted by Cloudburst when people say "you're welcome" I say it too, instead of "thank you". |
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| Originally posted by iammesol Not necessarily that specific statement, but I'm the same way. I can type like a manbeast, and pwn quite well at essays, arguments, and other forms of written material. But when you ask me to think on my feet with my voice, I'm absolutely stutter heavy and retarded. |
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| Originally posted by Slylee i'm the opposite. i'm like the queen of witty comebacks in conversation. whether it be a serious fight or a battle of sarcasm among friends. |
I�ll never forget I was in blockbuster one night a few years ago with my ex, just minding my own business trying to pick out a movie. Well this really whitetrash fat chick kept giving me dirty looks as she passed me by in the store.
Anyway, it was really apparent that she was being a total hater for whatever reason. I just pretended like I didn�t even notice her there. Well�we get up to the line and I�m talking w/ my bf and she literally says something under her breath like �shut the fuck up� or something. I looked at her and said, �I�m sorry, you weren�t just talking to me were you� and she couldn�t even look me in the eye and she kept running her mouth. I said something to the effect of, �What the hell gave you the impression that I was talking to you? Mind your own damn business�. My bf is cracking up at this point and I�m kinda laughing too�but more in like an �Are you fn kidding me?� type of laugh. As she is walking out of the door she says her final diss to me which was, �Why don�t you EAT SOMETHING you skinny bitch� to which I replied, �haha why don�t you eat something for me�.oh shit, looks like you already did!�
Even the store clerk started cracking up.
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| Originally posted by iammesol Not necessarily that specific statement, but I'm the same way. I can type like a manbeast, and pwn quite well at essays, arguments, and other forms of written material. But when you ask me to think on my feet with my voice, I'm absolutely stutter heavy and retarded. |
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| Originally posted by Slylee I�ll never forget I was in blockbuster one night a few years ago with my ex, just minding my own business trying to pick out a movie. Well this really whitetrash fat chick kept giving me dirty looks as she passed me by in the store. Anyway, it was really apparent that she was being a total hater for whatever reason. I just pretended like I didn�t even notice her there. Well�we get up to the line and I�m talking w/ my bf and she literally says something under her breath like �shut the fuck up� or something. I looked at her and said, �I�m sorry, you weren�t just talking to me were you� and she couldn�t even look me in the eye and she kept running her mouth. I said something to the effect of, �What the hell gave you the impression that I was talking to you? Mind your own damn business�. My bf is cracking up at this point and I�m kinda laughing too�but more in like an �Are you fn kidding me?� type of laugh. As she is walking out of the door she says her final diss to me which was, �Why don�t you EAT SOMETHING you skinny bitch� to which I replied, �haha why don�t you eat something for me�.oh shit, looks like you already did!� Even the store clerk started cracking up. |
lol no shit
i forget long division. 
mr grandma crushes snails it is the most insulting thing you can do.
I sometimes forget how old I am(the years).
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| Originally posted by Bubble Boy mr grandma crushes snails it is the most insulting thing you can do. |
I have to use mapquest for everything. I can find my way to anything in downtown Chicago, but outside of that city, I am horrible with directions.
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| Originally posted by inconspicuous I have to use mapquest for everything. I can find my way to anything in downtown Chicago, but outside of that city, I am horrible with directions. |
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