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Funny Facebook stories.............
So two days ago this girl added me on facebook......She is someone I dont know and have no common friends with....Which is weird,but ya she added me so ......After spending a good 15min trying to figure out who she is after adding her ......I found out some info by reading her wall posts and posted in her wall saying:-
" Congrats on the baby LOL I hope your doing fine after the C-section "
She would be like wtf LOL hey atleast fucking tell me who you are when you add me.
anyone with similar or better funny stories?????
i tend not to add people i don't have at least one common friend with, and then it'd have to be someone i trusted in character judgement, so no real funny stories, except the random stuff I post on stace's wall 
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| Originally posted by Ian i tend not to add people i don't have at least one common friend with, and then it'd have to be someone i trusted in character judgement, so no real funny stories, except the random stuff I post on stace's wall |
How is that funny?
ive poked random chicks.. like sisters of friends, or someone who is a friend of a friend, and then started sending messages to them, then ending up meeting them, and well.. poke them irl
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery How is that funny? |
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| Originally posted by dj_alfi ive poked random chicks.. like sisters of friends, or someone who is a friend of a friend, and then started sending messages to them, then ending up meeting them, and well.. poke them irl |
My boss added me on facebook... how can I refuse??
I'm doomed 
Change your search/privacy settings.
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| Originally posted by jennypie Change your search/privacy settings. |
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| Originally posted by malek my limited profile has almost nothing... it'll be too obvious that I want to hide stuff. |
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| Originally posted by gehzumteufel Your point? I woulnd't want my boss knowing I do copious amounts of ?drugs and drink excessively? |
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| Originally posted by malek my limited profile has almost nothing... it'll be too obvious that I want to hide stuff. |
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| Originally posted by malek I don't do drugs nor drink excessively... just lots of stupid shit in my profile. |
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| Originally posted by UmmiE In your case its different he added you so put the sucker on limited profile. |
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| Originally posted by malek a few days after, many co-workers added me and started commenting on all the girls friends i have and the wife... fucking pedos, most of them are way too young for them. |
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| Originally posted by UmmiE Sarcasm bro......She would be like how the fuck did this guy know about my c-section and baby we havent talked once. |
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| 1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain 2 a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm |
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| Originally posted by Yan You seem to misunderstand the use of the term "sarcasm". It simply doesn't fit here. |
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| Originally posted by UmmiE Just fucking delete them or edit your limited profile and make it more hardcore for them to see anything and use teh excuse that your wife changed the password for your facebook because she think you're flirting with random girls.So you have no access to your own facebook. |
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| Originally posted by malek Is it possible to create groups and put only guys and ugly femals in them... then to give access only to that group in my limited profile?? that'll teach them |
so, way back when, when facebook was limited to a select number of universities, my friend and I made a slew of fake accounts
one of them was a girl named "Sara Beth Peterson". We completely invented her and stole a bunch of pics from some girl's myspace to flesh it out.
We said that she was from a high school in new jersey and friended a bunch of people that would have been her classmates, sending messages like "Hi, I'm Sara, remember we used to sit next to each other in 11th grade english class?"
People would genuinely try to remember or bring up other memories and we'd go along.
The amount of messages and pokes she got from random creepy guys was astounding.
Then we made a facebook group called "I love to Shop". This was way back when facebook was very basic and easy to hack, so I wrote a php script that mass invited hundreds of college girls who listed shopping as an interest into a facebook group.
About 500 joined. Then I changed the name to "I slept with mark Harvey", this random gimp with green hair that we discovered on facebook.
So then about 500 prissy girls officially belonged to a group devoted to fucking this gimp, and they gradually trickled away to about 300 who I don't believe ever realized the name had changed
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| Originally posted by nefardec so, way back when, when facebook was limited to a select number of universities, my friend and I made a slew of fake accounts one of them was a girl named "Sara Beth Peterson". We completely invented her and stole a bunch of pics from some girl's myspace to flesh it out. We said that she was from a high school in new jersey and friended a bunch of people that would have been her classmates, sending messages like "Hi, I'm Sara, remember we used to sit next to each other in 11th grade english class?" People would genuinely try to remember or bring up other memories and we'd go along. The amount of messages and pokes she got from random creepy guys was astounding. Then we made a facebook group called "I love to Shop". This was way back when facebook was very basic and easy to hack, so I wrote a php script that mass invited hundreds of college girls who listed shopping as an interest into a facebook group. About 500 joined. Then I changed the name to "I slept with mark Harvey", this random gimp with green hair that we discovered on facebook. So then about 500 prissy girls officially belonged to a group devoted to fucking this gimp, and they gradually trickled away to about 300 who I don't believe ever realized the name had changed |
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| Originally posted by nefardec so, way back when, when facebook was limited to a select number of universities, my friend and I made a slew of fake accounts one of them was a girl named "Sara Beth Peterson". We completely invented her and stole a bunch of pics from some girl's myspace to flesh it out. We said that she was from a high school in new jersey and friended a bunch of people that would have been her classmates, sending messages like "Hi, I'm Sara, remember we used to sit next to each other in 11th grade english class?" People would genuinely try to remember or bring up other memories and we'd go along. The amount of messages and pokes she got from random creepy guys was astounding. Then we made a facebook group called "I love to Shop". This was way back when facebook was very basic and easy to hack, so I wrote a php script that mass invited hundreds of college girls who listed shopping as an interest into a facebook group. About 500 joined. Then I changed the name to "I slept with mark Harvey", this random gimp with green hair that we discovered on facebook. So then about 500 prissy girls officially belonged to a group devoted to fucking this gimp, and they gradually trickled away to about 300 who I don't believe ever realized the name had changed |
this is her
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php...peterson%2Csara
the hilarious thing was that several of my acquaintences, some who had girlfriends even, poked and sent provocative messages to her
no funny stories i just like tagging random shit in photos
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