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Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-05-2008 17:16:

Save money: fake a heart attack!

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WAUKESHA, Wisconsin (AP) -- A 52-year-old Milwaukee-area man has been accused of faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills and cab fares.

Police say the Waukesha man took a cab to a mall Monday and pretended to have a heart attack. The cabdriver left unpaid.

Authorities say the man then ran up a $23 bill when he had a steak dinner at Applebee's. He again pretended to have a heart attack.

This time the fire department took him to a hospital. A doctor there recognized the man as having pulled the same stunt in the past few weeks.

He was charged Thursday with defrauding a restaurant as a habitual criminal. He could get up to nine months in prison and a $10,000 fine.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/05/fa...ef=mpstoryemail

Posted by Acton on Jul-05-2008 17:17:

10/10 for effort

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Jul-05-2008 17:22:

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Authorities say the man then ran up a $23 bill when he had a steak dinner at Applebee's. He again pretended to have a heart attack.

When I started reading this I thought it was going to be like "he ran up a 1500 dollar bill at a five star restaurant with 3 bottles of Cristal blah blah blah..." But no. 23 bucks. At Applebees.

Posted by iammesol on Jul-05-2008 17:23:

Posted by shaw on Jul-05-2008 17:26:

they should skip the fine and just make him eat applebee's for those nine months.

Posted by verndogs on Jul-05-2008 17:48:

Is Applebees really that bad? I've never eaten in one before

Posted by winston on Jul-05-2008 17:48:

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Originally posted by Acton
10/10 for effort

looks like another shitty thread from jivebo jive bo oefmn340-

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-05-2008 17:55:

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Originally posted by verndogs
Is Applebees really that bad? I've never eaten in one before

It's been a while, but I don't remember it being all that bad.

Posted by winston on Jul-05-2008 17:59:

applebees? lol

fuckin' rednecks

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-05-2008 18:07:

I don't see what's "redneck" about Applebee's...

Posted by winston on Jul-05-2008 18:10:

the apple pie

Posted by Allied Nations on Jul-05-2008 19:45:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I don't see what's "redneck" about Applebee's...

because for them its as good as it gets

Posted by winston on Jul-05-2008 19:49:

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Originally posted by Allied Nations
because for them its as good as it gets

true.

i grow all my food organically

i am a healthy human being

Posted by nefardec on Jul-05-2008 19:53:

it'd be funny if he had a heart attack int he court room when the verdict was read...

...and then no one did anything

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-05-2008 19:53:

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Originally posted by Allied Nations
because for them its as good as it gets
I love when people say "Wanna go eat italian food?"

and then they say Olive Garden

Posted by verndogs on Jul-05-2008 19:54:

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Originally posted by nchs09
I love when people say "Wanna go eat italian food?"

and then they say Olive Garden

How can you resist the never ending bowl of pasta?

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-05-2008 19:55:

quote:
Originally posted by nefardec
it'd be funny if he had a heart attack int he court room when the verdict was read...

...and then no one did anything
haha

Posted by winston on Jul-05-2008 19:55:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
I love when people say "Wanna go eat italian food?"

and then they say Olive Garden

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-05-2008 19:59:

quote:
Originally posted by nefardec
it'd be funny if he had a heart attack int he court room when the verdict was read...

...and then no one did anything

Heh. The Man Who Cried "Heart Attack."

Posted by winston on Jul-05-2008 20:01:

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-05-2008 20:02:

Applebees sucks cocks.

Posted by BTG on Jul-05-2008 20:44:

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Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-06-2008 00:25:

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Originally posted by BTG
How Not To Fake A Heart Attack

Posted by wesleysnipez on Jul-06-2008 07:50:

Some thing nchs09 would do because he would let me have free kill on him in BF2 lol

Posted by squats on Jul-06-2008 14:31:

I should try that on a bad date.