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Posted by LoveHate on Jul-06-2008 07:19:

shamwow

anyone get annoyed when they see this shit late at night ?


sometimes i just laugh..looks like hes just doing it to provide for his smack habit.

Posted by kadomony on Jul-06-2008 07:28:

i could see Steve Buscemi doing that commercial

Posted by MSZ on Jul-06-2008 15:08:

can i come in this, how does it feel around the penis will it give me rugburn plz help

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-06-2008 16:45:

Re: shamwow

quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
anyone get annoyed when they see this shit late at night ?


sometimes i just laugh..looks like hes just doing it to provide for his smack habit.

Its a younger guy of orange glow or wtvr... both need to die.

Posted by L.E.N. on Jul-06-2008 17:03:

Re: Re: shamwow

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
Its a younger guy of orange glow or wtvr... both need to die.


Dont talk shit about Billy Mays..

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-06-2008 17:55:

Re: Re: Re: shamwow

quote:
Originally posted by L.E.N.
Dont talk shit about Billy Mays..
billy mays is shit.

Posted by monishb on Jul-06-2008 18:17:

Posted by L.E.N. on Jul-06-2008 18:48:

Re: Re: Re: Re: shamwow

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
billy mays is shit.


You bite you tongue..Billy Mays is a saint.

Posted by bas on Jul-06-2008 19:42:

My girlfriend and I were just talking about this last night...I sooooooooooo want a shamwow

Posted by idoru on Jul-06-2008 19:46:

"You following me, camera guy?"

Posted by enydo on Jul-06-2008 19:53:

Whenever I see this and happen to be really high I can't believe it's actually real.

Posted by kadomony on Jul-06-2008 20:03:

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!

Posted by idoru on Jul-06-2008 20:06:

Posted by adi_hanson on Jul-06-2008 20:06:

mmmmm.... could it clean up my very veratious masterbatery habit?*


as advertised of youporn.com



*gosh thats wrong

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-06-2008 20:07:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony





LMFAO

Posted by Rose on Jul-15-2008 23:08:

I see that commercial every night. He looks like a crackhead.

Posted by nchs09 on Jul-16-2008 00:02:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!
wow this has to be the funniest post i have read this year... i literally am crying.

Posted by jupiterone on Jul-16-2008 00:05:

im crying

Posted by Mr. Pink on Jul-16-2008 00:18:

Rasta

the hilarity kadamony

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Jul-16-2008 02:35:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
My girlfriend and I were just talking about this last night...I sooooooooooo want a shamwow
I do too but I also looove infomercials.

If I had money to waste I'd buy things just for the fuk of it.

But after reading reviews they always get me so down


I had hope in you SHAMWOW

Posted by l�cid on Jul-16-2008 02:44:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!


HEY, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A FUCKING GOPHER. THATS RIGHT, A GODDAMN GOPHER. FUCK. WHATS IT FOR? EVERYTHING, THATS WHAT. USE IT TO SHIT INTO A BLANKET, TOSS IT OUT YOUR WINDOW, THEN USE IT TO CLEAN UP THE SHIT YOU JUST THREW OUT YOUR WINDOW YOU DICKLIP.

IN A FEW MOMENTS, THERE WILL BE A FUCKING PHONENUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. IF YOU DON'T CALL THAT FUCKING NUMBER, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL RIP THE TESTICALS OFF YOU AND TAPE THEM ONTO YOUR TAINT TO REMIND YOU HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE YOU ARE. FUCK. BUY MY SHIT NOW AND I'LL THROW IN 5 FUCKING CUBIC TONS OF ORANGE-GLO. THATS RIGHT. FUCKING GLO OF THE ORANGE. ITS SO ORANGE THAT IT WILL PEEL YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN OFF, MAKE YOU EAT IT, THEN REGROW ON YOUR LIMP DICK.

CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.

Posted by bas on Jul-16-2008 02:46:

Are you saying that SHAMWOW is a sham? SHAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

Posted by idoru on Jul-16-2008 02:48:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
HEY, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A FUCKING GOPHER. THATS RIGHT, A GODDAMN GOPHER. FUCK. WHATS IT FOR? EVERYTHING, THATS WHAT. USE IT TO SHIT INTO A BLANKET, TOSS IT OUT YOUR WINDOW, THEN USE IT TO CLEAN UP THE SHIT YOU JUST THREW OUT YOUR WINDOW YOU DICKLIP.

IN A FEW MOMENTS, THERE WILL BE A FUCKING PHONENUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. IF YOU DON'T CALL THAT FUCKING NUMBER, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL RIP THE TESTICALS OFF YOU AND TAPE THEM ONTO YOUR TAINT TO REMIND YOU HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE YOU ARE. FUCK. BUY MY SHIT NOW AND I'LL THROW IN 5 FUCKING CUBIC TONS OF ORANGE-GLO. THATS RIGHT. FUCKING GLO OF THE ORANGE. ITS SO ORANGE THAT IT WILL PEEL YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN OFF, MAKE YOU EAT IT, THEN REGROW ON YOUR LIMP DICK.

CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. FUCK.


Fuck me.

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Jul-16-2008 02:53:

i think the Shamwow really does work, hopefully if it is the same as something i used years ago. Someone gave me these industrial towels for commercial cleaners, and that stuff worked. It cleaned practically anything.

Posted by l�cid on Jul-16-2008 02:55:


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