Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

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Posted by LoveHate on Jul-06-2008 21:59:

Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

WIN

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/s...BlogPost:355506

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-06-2008 22:01:

LOL, nice.

Posted by In The Lobby on Jul-06-2008 22:02:

LMAO
HAHAHA
BRILLIANT

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jul-06-2008 22:02:

hehehe, that's pretty good

Posted by jonze on Jul-06-2008 22:14:

the part about the chick with the big rack wearing glasses because she's the smartest girl was hilarious.

Posted by idoru on Jul-06-2008 22:15:

Posted by Taranis on Jul-06-2008 22:20:

Fucking gold

Posted by enydo on Jul-06-2008 22:23:

"Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo."

Posted by Project-K on Jul-06-2008 22:28:

- We hack the internet!

- Hack the internet?

- Yes, hack the internet.

- Which one of the internets should we hack?

- All of them.

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Jul-06-2008 23:08:

gold

Posted by Axer on Jul-07-2008 02:56:

quote:
We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack, She's the hottest women in the world, but she also wears glasses because she is also the smartest women in the world

LMFAO!

Posted by Ivand on Jul-07-2008 15:23:

quote:
Comment by Iffy on July 2, 2008 at 3:34pm
I'm not so sure this script is even real to be honest. But if it were, I would have to assume he's going to recycle this for a Transformers sequel.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Jul-07-2008 15:58:

LMAO someone really good at flash should make a cartoon from this script.

Posted by Intuition on Jul-07-2008 18:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
LMAO someone really good at flash should make a cartoon from this script.

+1.

Posted by Yan on Jul-07-2008 18:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
LMAO someone really good at making movies should make a movie from this script.

I'd pay 20 dollars for the ticket on top of the 50 to drive to the movie theatre when this bad boy is released.

Posted by chrisday on Jul-07-2008 19:10:

I was surprised there was no piss take on his cliche style of swooping camera angles and 'epic' soundtracks...

Posted by Acton on Jul-07-2008 19:17:

that was brilliant

Posted by woscar on Jul-08-2008 02:07:

Win!

Posted by BTG on Jul-08-2008 02:34:

we hack the internet? amazing.

Posted by saluyamo on Jul-08-2008 07:08:

quote:
The camera zooms in on her naked torso. It luxuriates on her toned stomach. Up it goes. Then down. Then up again. slowly...slowly.. Now counter-clockwise.

Posted by Domesticated on Jul-08-2008 07:17:

A lot of effort what with the crumpled pages and all.

BY FAR the funniest bit are the comments down the bottom:

"That was terrible.........stick to Transformers & Bad Boys Bay. "

"I'm not so sure this script is even real to be honest. But if it were, I would have to assume he's going to recycle this for a Transformers sequel."

Some people are just too stupid to live.

Posted by Spike on Jul-08-2008 14:50:

am i the only one who thought that was so was just too lame?