My dog is no longer on this planet

TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- My dog is no longer on this planet

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jul-09-2008 18:57:

My dog is no longer on this planet

Last night, a bright light came into my room and stole my dog.

I thought I would have the last laugh because I installed a nanosize produced Global Positioning System tracking interstellar longwave water-proof atomic broadcaster into my dogs brain, or in short, GPS.

So I go to my pet tracking service, http://www.globalpetfinder.com/ and type in my account. For the 3 minutes that it tracks the earth for my dog, I am sharpening my baseball bat-turned-spear with my machete.

Bessie gave me this dog for free. I told Bessie, I told her "I says to you Bessie, I says 'This my dog now. You says to me you says 'this you dog, you have it for me, I says.' So I says to her, I says, 'Next time you try to take my dogs from me, I'ma cut yo head off bitch!'"'".

That's when Global Pet Finder gives me the coordinates for my dog, NWA-187U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R.C.O.P.192.168.0.1
So I put it in Google Maps, with an unsuccessful find, what the fuck?
Then I put it Google Earth, with an unsuccessful find, what the fuck?
Dazed, confused and hungry (I was going to to McDonalds after I found my dog), I went to Google Moon.

Posted by Frenchie on Jul-09-2008 18:59:

Wait, what?

Posted by trunks1022 on Jul-09-2008 18:59:

my cat's breath smells like cat food

Posted by Sunsnail on Jul-09-2008 19:01:

For some reason I think you're lying.

GPS satellites wouldn't track anything on the moon

Posted by tubularbills on Jul-09-2008 19:02:

Posted by Moongoose on Jul-09-2008 19:19:

Re: My dog is no longer on this planet

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
yada yada yada

Been doing drugs lately haven't you.

Posted by kadomony on Jul-09-2008 19:21:

so i says to mabel, i says

Posted by tubularbills on Jul-09-2008 19:22:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
so i says to mabel, i says

goddamn that was hillarious when bart said that

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jul-09-2008 19:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
For some reason I think you're lying.

GPS satellites wouldn't track anything on the moon

Well, I was up to a quadruple-double dare, anti-quinxies, triple-stamped, no-erasies with a fellow hacker on IRC. But he just kept refusing my request to hack the Army's Military GPS node (#4.8.15.16.23.42) and point it at the moon.
So I had to pull out the big guns and give him the my secret psychological trick, the BTTF.

What is the BTTF?

Posted by stren on Jul-09-2008 19:56:

xeno ?

yub yub

Posted by ziptnf on Jul-10-2008 00:53:

Posted by hooknife on Jul-10-2008 01:22:

Re: Re: My dog is no longer on this planet

quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose
Been doing drugs lately haven't you.

um, yes.