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Poem to Armin
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| Dear Armin, Oh Armin, My Armin He who wipes his pale butt with ultra-soft Charmin He who possesses the smile That can seduce me from a mile Even the beauty of the magnificent skies Do not compare, the glow in this one's eyes The voice that I yearn for that comes from the country near France Oh must I wait until the next weekly A State of Trance? Armin, Oh Armin, Armin my dear He whose radiance, shines brighter than Sirius Who my passion burns for, extremely furious The man who forever graces My most euphoric dreams He who is the fuel To my heart's most scorching fire Armin, my Armin, Oh how I hope He will play "Burned with Desire" At Lovefest After Party But even he does not He does not have to be sorry Because the place he holds in my heart Is above all kinds remorse Armin, My Armin, Oh dear Armin I am afraid this is where I will part For I have much homework P.S. I'm not gay, really. |
wtf
I'm not sure whether I have to be more shocked about that crap or the fact you actually took the effort / were out of your mind enough to visit that forum.
Anyway: oh boy.
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| Originally posted by basd I'm not sure whether I have to be more shocked about that crap or the fact you actually took the effort / were out of your mind enough to visit that forum. |
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| Originally posted by Arraias wtf |
Someone let their adoration get a bit out of hand. LOL.
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| Originally posted by paulandrews I did not. This was posted in a lulz section of my local forum. |
If you look in that user's posts, you can find a "rap song" that he wrote to Armin after his poem topic was closed:
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| Armin yo Armin The Sparkle in yo eyez Makez meh tinkle between mah thighz Da way you mix it up at da club Gon make meh light up a dub Baby boy come play fo me At the rave I hope you'll be Shittt when Armin comes on It's time to get down wit da girls in dem thongs Many may wonder why I'm here Many more probably think I'm queer But it ain't no crime To sit here and drop this rhyme All I really want Is to get higha From Armin playing Burned with Desire Baby boy come play fo me At the rave I hope you'll be Shittt when Armin comes on It's time to get down wit da girls in dem thongs Gots to remember to buy a shirt But when he comes on, I better not squirt Shit I'm so excited for Love After Party Better not be tardy Cuz Armins da teacha And he gon spank me Baby boy come play fo me At the rave I hope you'll be Shittt when Armin comes on It's time to get down wit da girls in dem thongs Baby boy come play fo me At the rave I hope you'll be Shittt when Armin comes on It's time to get down wit da girls in dem thongs P.S. I'm not gay, really |
And here's a letter written by that same user:
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| Dear Mr. Armin Van Buuren, A few days ago, I saw you were going to play at Love After Party on the SkillsDJ Myspace, and I must say, I got very excited, but not quite enough to wet my pants. I am totally excited for Love After Party now, the only thing that could beat you, is you playing naked, but SkillsDJ might want to keep Love After Party, which will be referred to as LAP from now on because it will save me thirteen keystrokes and two shift keystrokes, aged 16 and up. While we are on the subject of 16 year olds, let me get to the point of this letter. I am 21 right now, and five years ago, two amazing things happened. The first was, I turned 16. The second? "Burned with Desire" came out. I was hoping you would play "Burned with Desire" at LAP. If you do, I promise I will stop searching "armin van buuren nude" in Google. I didn't even start listening to trance until I was 19, and gee whiz, do I regret that. After I heard "Burned with Desire", all I could wonder was, "WHERE HAS THIS MAN BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!". I know the song may be a bit old and you would like to stay with current hits, but let me remind you, some of the best things in life are old, e.g. M.I.L.Fs and wine. "Burned with Desire" is like that M.I.L.F waiting just to be *** again like she was when she was younger. So please, play "Burned with Desire" at LAP. I'll be waiting with my camera at LAP. See you there! |
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| Originally posted by Arraias wtf |
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| Originally posted by Arraias wtf |
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| Originally posted by Arraias wtf |
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| Originally posted by Arraias wtf |
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| Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Someone let their adoration get a bit out of hand. LOL. |
this guy is pathetic and hilarious
that was awesome man. hahaha.
i think it's sad to see so many people with so much time on their hands.
Bastard totally ripped off the poem to Clovis that I was working on.
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| Dear Clovis, oh Clovis, My Clovis Make me a hippie techno mix You're so awesome you're on fire More underground than dubfire How I envy your weed stash And your sexy moustache Clovis, oh Clovis, my dear No words to express How much you are sex You make me desire To hear Anja Schneider |
Bashing armin so soon? Sure, his pop tracks kind of suck, but he has a couple good trance tunes on Imagine. Guess he's trying to appeal to a wider audience.
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| Originally posted by Project-K Bastard totally ripped off the poem to Clovis that I was working on. |
Hopefully it could just be a really good troll job
Gots to remember to buy a shirt
But when he comes on, I better not squirt
hahahahah
i dont see what the big deal is? just a loyal fan who got alil creative and wrote a poem...
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| Originally posted by AustralianGQ i dont see what the big deal is? |
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| Originally posted by AustralianGQ i dont see what the big deal is? just a loyal fan who got alil creative and wrote a poem... |
That was errr...yeah... 
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